Easter W.T.F.

Filed in ASTRO GAGA

Easter, seriously, w.t.f? THIS IS ME EVERY YEAR, Set and Forget –   I mean, LOOK at this thing.  It ticks every box on the crazy-bats list.   * Stolen Pagan Festival. Easter = Oestre – Goddess of the Dawn. [ Read more…]

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Mars Funk

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Sometimes, when Mars Retrograde in Virgo is really fuqing with your Qi, you just have to pour yourself a tumbler of Blue Devil, fix a bowl of popcorn and head into your laundry cum particle accelerator time machine room for [ Read more…]

Clones Of Pluto

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Steven Klein US Vogue “…After a few months of Pluto in Capricorn, it became clear that even my considerable multi-tasking skills were not sufficient.  So i had myself cloned. Was it expensive? Absolutely. Though having it off with a senior [ Read more…]