Astro Gaga is a collection of surreal, absurd and funny takes on Astrology, the New Age movement, and 21st Century Living. Read about the Space Dust Shamans, Neptunian Life Coaching, Supernatural Tinder and the adventures of Space Archeologist Vanadium Lightyear. Some of those posts are daffy suggestions for doing transits and unique takes on – say – the planetary styles of infidelity. Or Beauty Therapists of the Galaxy. Others explore an alternative dimension where disincarnate Real Housewives of Hades haunt the subways and pentacles are a cryptocurrency.
The Pentagon declassified Navy UFO video story was so apt for Sun conjunct Uranus. I loved it, right down to Caligula saying he didn’t believe in aliens or the Navy, whatever. I inadvertently set the video above to Monobeat’s In the Arms Of Eternity – fantastic. But really, who is surprised? I have had two major U.F.O. sightings, the first when I was in primary school. It’s not so much …
So who has Lockdown Craziness already? Raise your hand if yes. Everyone is on duty pandemic fighting, rebelling against ‘all the panic’ by ignoring the rules or socially distancing/in lockdown. So Mars in Virgo here, I started socially isolating in high school, as a precaution. Seriously, more like from late Feb. And now it’s on. I get the logic of the thing but how crazy-making is it? You start with …
Flippancy Alert: This post contains superficial comments intended for short-term levity. Some people may find them frivolous. Nothing of this magnitude has ever hit a world so saturated in media before. And while we are integrating the still escalating situation, there is something bizarrely reassuring about the inexhaustible media montage of the Tabloid Geishas. Big vibing garish people, (not mentioning any particular zodiac signs here, of course) often have fantastic …
All the smart people are social distancing before they’re being ordered to, says The Atlantic. That’s because it’s an effective plague deterrent and well, to many people it’s a thrill. Nobody wants to say that as it’s crashingly insensitive to people whose job demands face-to-face contact or to those who count seclusion from society as a stress event. But the situation – scary as it is – is secretly delighting …
Nobody can accuse the Saturn/Pluto conjunction of slacking off. Of course, it’s in Capricorn, so exceeding expectations is part of the deal. I have done dozens of posts on this thing, and this recent take is the most somber. I would leave it there but people are apparently interested in the Duke and Duchess of Sussex – more specifically, is this a Saturn and Pluto linked event? Yes, in that …
Hark everybody! I know I speculated that Santa is a Sagittarius but I legit think something more sinister is going on. Here we have Capricorn season, a time when many people want to be temperate and goals-focussed. But no, a strange spectre haunts public spaces across many cities and towns. I’d say wraith but Santa Claus – an archetypal patriarch – is ‘designed’ to take up space. He is imposing, …
