What Sign Was She?
Veneida Smith sounds like our kind of person. This was in 1922 and after this (literal) escapade, she seems to fade from the media’s view. What Sun Sign do you think she was?
Category Archives: Astro Gaga
Vanadium Lightyear’s New Job
Pluto in Aquarius was still years away, Vanadium Lightyear reflected ruefully. Vowing not to date at all until then had made sense when she first set that intention. She had been being bombarded with social media, ad-drones and personal messages [ Read more…]
Cinematic Karmic Aversion Syndrome
Cinematic Karmic Aversion Syndrome (CKAS) is for real. Let’s just broadly agree that there is no reason why souls would not transmogrify through time, across lives. That reincarnation makes just as much sense as scientology’s aliens or God with a [ Read more…]
Eighties Tarot Card Consults
Yes Millennials – Tarot Card Readings in the Eighties were honestly like this. Seriously though, there is something thrilling about the way Joan Collins says the word “regiments” in this clip. Video: Dynasty – the Eighties version.
Comment On This Strange Vintage Zodiac Ref To Win!
Okay so it has been a long week, Mercury is Retrograde and last night i dreamed i was having a conversation with Saturn about being in Capricorn. This is becoming a thing now; i had the most intense Saturn dream [ Read more…]
Sees Saturn in Capricorn Over In The Corner
# While at the Jupiter Portal Party and seeing Saturn in Capricorn over in the corner: Shit, already? And here of all places. At least he’d taken off his Hermit cloak and put on a sharp suit. Actually, he’s looking [ Read more…]
The “Women Of Scorpio” – Another Vintage Sexist Astrology Competition To Win!
What if just being an “oomph girl” with a vile temper WAS really appealing to men? The disembodied heads are freaky. Is our Lady of Scorpio a Voodoo Priestess? You can win one of the prizes below (announced on Tuesday) [ Read more…]
Competition: Explain This Trend To Win
Explain this trend to win one of three excellent prizes by Friday’s Uranian New Moon. Your explanation for the sudden onset of Designer Platform Crocs can be astrological (Pluto in Capricorn cynical desperation from designers in morphing economy/global financial fuqery [ Read more…]