Astro Gaga is a collection of surreal, absurd and funny takes on Astrology, the New Age movement, and 21st Century Living. Read about the Space Dust Shamans, Neptunian Life Coaching, Supernatural Tinder and the adventures of Space Archeologist Vanadium Lightyear. Some of those posts are daffy suggestions for doing transits and unique takes on – say – the planetary styles of infidelity. Or Beauty Therapists of the Galaxy. Others explore an alternative dimension where disincarnate Real Housewives of Hades haunt the subways and pentacles are a cryptocurrency.
The Pentagon declassified Navy UFO video story was so apt for Sun conjunct Uranus. I loved it, right down to Caligula saying he didn’t believe in aliens or the Navy, whatever. I inadvertently set the video above to Monobeat’s In [ Read more…]
So who has Lockdown Craziness already? Raise your hand if yes. Everyone is on duty pandemic fighting, rebelling against ‘all the panic’ by ignoring the rules or socially distancing/in lockdown. So Mars in Virgo here, I started socially isolating in [ Read more…]
Flippancy Alert: This post contains superficial comments intended for short-term levity. Some people may find them frivolous. Nothing of this magnitude has ever hit a world so saturated in media before. And while we are integrating the still escalating situation, [ Read more…]
All the smart people are social distancing before they’re being ordered to, says The Atlantic. That’s because it’s an effective plague deterrent and well, to many people it’s a thrill. Nobody wants to say that as it’s crashingly insensitive to [ Read more…]
Nobody can accuse the Saturn/Pluto conjunction of slacking off. Of course, it’s in Capricorn, so exceeding expectations is part of the deal. I have done dozens of posts on this thing, and this recent take is the most somber. I [ Read more…]
Hark everybody! I know I speculated that Santa is a Sagittarius but I legit think something more sinister is going on. Here we have Capricorn season, a time when many people want to be temperate and goals-focussed. But no, a [ Read more…]
