Welcome to the library of Astro Gaga. Your home of Astrology humour. Surreal tales of strange transits, space archaeologists, Neptunian Life Coaching services, Space Dust Shamans and Supernatural Tinder. It sounds all too funny to be true. But, alas.
The Astro Gaga category is filled with oddities and all the quirks that is congruent with living on planet Earth. Think vortexes, Bermuda Triangle, new astrological occurrences and discoveries. Not to neglect existential crises, vintage-inspired brilliance, celebrity profiling and more.
Spiked with Mystic’s signature wit and multifaceted insight, these posts are more than just a giggle. They’re deeply insightful and helps us understand the world around us through astrology.
This category is a great place to start if you are new to the site or need a fresh pep up to pull you out of a funk.
What is up with the Sun Signs in 2020? Some are going to space. Read on to discover their reaction to the news that NASA is allowing Space Tourists. Sagittarius: Knocks over popcorn and drops the phone fumbling to google [ Read more…]
Few realize that the beauty therapists of the galaxy can be practically grouped into planetary categories. Yes, even the ones operating on Earth. Here are the main types. You may have encountered some of these galactic archetypes already. Or, perhaps [ Read more…]
Vanadium Lightyear sometimes wondered if her at-home restlessness was a Mars in 4th house problem. She’d been raised by a Qi Vampire, leaving her with excellent self-reliance skills. But the residual ‘something’s wrong’ guilt persisted. Weirdly, her new cleaner Onyx [ Read more…]
Welcome to Valentine’s Day Astrology. Saint Valentine was not an Aquarius. Even by Stolen Pagan Festival standards, it seems ridiculous to schedule a festival of schmultz, gypsophila, convention-sanctioned togetherness. And the Dining Dead during Aquarius Season. Firstly, Aquarius classically despises officially mandated [ Read more…]
Vanadium Lightyear had no idea how she got onto Supernatural Tinder. She’d done the Deflecting Karma Drama course, opted out of Ad Drones and was not even Diversion Dating. She was literally on there seeking a new partner, with realistic [ Read more…]
