Welcome to the library of Astro Gaga. Your home of Astrology humour. Surreal tales of strange transits, space archaeologists, Neptunian Life Coaching services, Space Dust Shamans and Supernatural Tinder. It sounds all too funny to be true. But, alas.
The Astro Gaga category is filled with oddities and all the quirks that is congruent with living on planet Earth. Think vortexes, Bermuda Triangle, new astrological occurrences and discoveries. Not to neglect existential crises, vintage-inspired brilliance, celebrity profiling and more.
Spiked with Mystic’s signature wit and multifaceted insight, these posts are more than just a giggle. They’re deeply insightful and helps us understand the world around us through astrology.
This category is a great place to start if you are new to the site or need a fresh pep up to pull you out of a funk.
Vanadium Lightyear sometimes wondered if her at-home restlessness was a Mars in 4th house problem. She’d been raised by a Qi Vampire, leaving her with excellent self-reliance skills. But the residual ‘something’s wrong’ guilt persisted. Weirdly, her new cleaner Onyx [ Read more…]
Welcome to Valentine’s Day Astrology. Saint Valentine was not an Aquarius. Even by Stolen Pagan Festival standards, it seems ridiculous to schedule a festival of schmultz, gypsophila, convention-sanctioned togetherness, and the Dining Dead during Aquarius Season. Aquarius classically despises officially mandated celebrations [ Read more…]
Vanadium Lightyear had no idea how she got onto Supernatural Tinder. She’d done the Deflecting Karma Drama course, opted out of Ad Drones and was not even Diversion Dating. She was literally on there seeking a new partner, with realistic [ Read more…]
From the creators of 2019’s Jupiter Square Neptune; Neptune Goggles. Why take drugs when you can be a drug? Neptune Goggles (opposite of Saturn Dating Goggles) move beyond the classic rose-tint of standard-issue illusion accessories. Custom-scented, they offer single touch [ Read more…]
The Full Moon in Taurus squares everything (or so it felt) is over. It was fun, it was real but I am glad. (Concept: an astrological children’s book.) So apres that Full Moon and the X-Roads energy of the Sun/Retro-Venus [ Read more…]
