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Beauty Therapists Of The Galaxy

Filed in ASTRO GAGA

Few realize that the beauty therapists of the galaxy can be practically grouped into planetary categories. Yes, even the ones operating on Earth. Here are the main types.  You may have encountered some of these galactic archetypes already. Or, perhaps [ Read more…]

Vanadium’s Mars In 4th House Problem

Filed in ASTRO GAGA

Vanadium Lightyear sometimes wondered if her at-home restlessness was a Mars in 4th house problem. She’d been raised by a Qi Vampire, leaving her with excellent self-reliance skills. But the residual ‘something’s wrong’ guilt persisted. Weirdly, her new cleaner Onyx [ Read more…]

Valentine's Day astrology

How To Do Valentine’s Day Pagan Style

Filed in ASTRO GAGA, AQUARIUS

Welcome to Valentine’s Day Astrology. Saint Valentine was not an Aquarius. Even by Stolen Pagan Festival standards, it seems ridiculous to schedule a festival of schmultz, gypsophila, convention-sanctioned togetherness. And the Dining Dead during Aquarius Season. Firstly, Aquarius classically despises officially mandated [ Read more…]