ASTRO GAGA

Astro Gaga is a collection of surreal, absurd and funny takes on Astrology, the New Age movement, and 21st Century Living. Read about the Space Dust Shamans, Neptunian Life Coaching, Supernatural Tinder and the adventures of Space Archeologist Vanadium Lightyear. Some of those posts are daffy suggestions for doing transits and unique takes on – say – the planetary styles of infidelity. Or Beauty Therapists of the Galaxy. Others explore an alternative dimension where disincarnate Real Housewives of Hades haunt the subways and pentacles are a cryptocurrency.

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Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She And What Happened?

She is a Cancerian Mood-Swinger who works as a stylist at the Large Hadron Particle Collider (the scientists are expecting some media attention) and she took some weird shit back from a lab, hoping it would help her seduce her strange Aquarian lover. But he’s just morphed into a Reincarnate Atlantean after shes sprinkled even just a bit of the God-Particle powder into his chardonnay. That or a kickboxing Libran …

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The Evolution Of Vampires

Does anyone have an astrological or socio-cultural theory as to why vampires get better looking with every generation? Gemini Vampire Saggo Vampire Sagittarius & Cancerian Vampire. Taurus Vampire Of course, the character  of Dracula, the most famous vampire of them all, was created by Bram Stoker – Sun & Moon in Scorpio…

James Goldstein in yellow jacket

Would You Date An Eccentric Male Billionaire Fashionista?

This gentleman is James Goldstein – billionaire, ardent basketball fan & fashion follower. He’s also, if you go by the ‘friends’ section of his website linked to above, a modelizer. Or does that just come via his fashionista status? His Beverly Hills house is famously fantastic & infuriatingly, all i know about his astro is that he is born in 1943.  He came by his billions via mysterious means, he …

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Power Rangers Fashion

Astro-Gaga: What Sign Is She & Where Is She Going?

The gold lame tights with matching gold quilted polo neck cape thingie scream Leo.  The bondagy patent leather shoes say Scorpio. Long legs signify Sagg but Sagg would team this with Reeboks or mountain hiking boots. The homage to Power Rangers theme is v.Aqua yet the over-all thing is too fussy & complicated for Aquarius. Aqua-Girl would break off the sleeves just trying to get into it whilst listening to …

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Astro-Gaga: The Capricorn Zombie Book Club

Miles Aldridge Okay, so maybe Virgoans do wig at book clubs when peeps try to lie about having read some award-winning book when they really only skimmed the review or watched about a third of the DVD when they got back pissed from a dinner party & even then they talked the whole way through. But there is a worse kind of book club/group and that is the one run …

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Young Luis Bunuel portrait

Whom Would You Have To Your Seance?

If you could have a celebrity seance and invite any passed-on famous person, actor, writer or inventor you wanted, who would you ask?  Mine would be the surrealist writer & film director Luis Bunuel. His autobiography My Last Sigh is one of my all-time fave reads. He was Pisces with Neptune Rising in Gemini. Neptune Rising or otherwise prominent is so often found in the charts of great & influential …

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