Mercury Retrograde And The Orphaned Tags

I’ve decoded half of the message – someone needs to finish it off

Adam’s First Wife, the Babylonian Snake Goddess gave birth to Aquarian Octuplets. Dealing with her Naff Cravings while pregnant, she became completely devoted to Biodynamic practices, whispering them to Rudolph Steiner during a number of his contemplative meditation sessions in the forest with Absinthe and fennel.

Little did we know the descendants of the Octuplets would, over the course of time and distance, create: Prince, Bob Dylan, C.S. Lewis, William Blake and oddly an Extinct Aquarian Stoned Sagittarian, the likes of which planet earth has never seen again. The Aquarian had managed to sew the seeds with his notes on what Virgos want what Virgos hate; and his personal inventions of both a Transition Couch, something the Uranus in Taurus era was yet to re-discover to fully realise Transcendental Taurus and a Zodiac Egg Box, which – powered by the forces of dark matter, would randomly spit out inspiring words like Feel The Fear And Do It Anyway and the all time classic – Wherever You Go There You Are. It was the original ‘oracle’, and godfather of the fortune cookie – the best example of Saturn Longevity, in recorded history. Few know about it’s existence and even less believe it is little more than a Mercury myth. It was written about in the Cosmos & Psyche edition by a Druid Priestess in the January 69BC astrology section, that the power of the box WAS the cosmic consciousness, and it would randomly transport itself to it’s rightful descendent, as each living rightful energetic heir experienced life after death. The Wicca astrology essential oils patchwork section in that edition, was particularly on fleek.

Anti-Leo, Lindsay Lohan had been drinking the night she experienced a weird love orgasm phobia while with Brendan Fraser. The Confused Crab blamed her Capricorns parents and the Sagittarians travel. Turning to her secret home made alter, she made offerings to the collection of Marvel Comics, a Barbie Doll, and the physical remnants of Vultures rats cockroaches crows. The Cancerians ancestor worship Virgos organisation skills, were clearly on display. Invoking the Dark Goddess, the tequila texting Moon Girl sought Sagittarius man advice, forgiveness, and Forced Growth, not realising that the latter was harder than the slogan she’d read in a mixed messaging Freudian slips battle of digital wits with Kocku Von Stockard . He’d told her to buy some diet bi-polar tampons, not realising his smart phone had auto-corrected from Peachblossom Remedy, the original Bend Over Essence. He had actually been distracted by the surreal astrology of Dr Seuss at the time of their conversation, and wasn’t really paying attention. Buddha Was Not An Aries, but he was.

– – – Diana Vreeland – – Nancy Mitford – – – – The Wrestler – Academy Award – sprouting – – Vogue Italia – Love In A Cold Climate – – – Steffano Gabbana – Global Financial Crisis – – Jake Fury Zodiac Key – Debbie Harry 2012 – end of the world – Marvin the Martian- Mercury stationing – Snow Leopard – – – – the Hag Transit – Friday 13th – Nude Chic – Nylon – Mars in Gemini rising – – – astrological love – – – long gray pony tails – pigtails over a certain age – – – Remedios Varo – Pluto South Node in Aries – – National Geographic – -Pluto-Moon – – teen astrology -casino Nevada- ultra-Pisces – – Mercury Saturn Aquarius – sunflowers – Walt Whitman – astrology of change – Gemini ski instructor.
English Leos – Virgo Fashionistas – Lord Of The Rings – – – Venus exalted- Leo looks – Astrology phobias – 11th House astrology 12th House astrology – Meryl Streep astrology – astrology mood – Uranus rules Aquarius – – Venus Rituals – – – – Bombay astrology – Hooray Henry Hooray Henrietta – Leo birthstones spiral astrology -golden angle paper clips – Moon Exalted – Cleopatra an Aquarius – – Asteroid 42 Isis – asteroid 2436 Hatshepsut – Qi-Gong – Virgo Pisces opposition – shoes – Taurus Ex – – – – Saturn dreaming of being a Mercury – Hermes Mercury Thoth – – Follow Me Boy – malefic astrology – Valkyrie astrology -Scorpio neuro-toxins – Ancient Maya astrology – Age of Aquarius astrology – U.F.Os astrology – – astrology graphic novels – Moon Waxing in Aries – Vanadium – astrology purists – Venus square Pluto – astrology afterlife.

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triple Aquarian – The Thoth Deck – Mercury retrograde into Aquarius – – Libra scent – -astrology trophy wife – Aquarius future – Pisces psychedelic – – two degrees of Capricorn – Pluto credit crunch – Neptune drugs artists – – Asteroids – Sagittarius self-help books – – monoi oil capsules – – Pluto Trine Pluto – Weirdest Love Affair – Venus Zero Degrees Leo – – Men With Venus Square Saturn – Punctuation and Virgos, Benevolent Victim Astrology, , , Astrology of Rock Stars, Apocalypse, Horned Moon, Grudge Astrology, Carbohydrates Astrology, Pluto Power.