Inside The Glamorous World Of Neptune Retrograde
Neptune Retrograde lasts for nearly half the year, every year. It’s not really a big deal…except that the days surrounding the planet actually turning Retrograde are reliably nuts. They’re practically irradiated with hyperbolic Neptunian rays.
Don’t believe it? Check out the Pisceans in your orb: they’re channeling something new, right? If you’re the Piscean, I’d say to just look in the mirror but you’re too magic/hyped at the moment.
Whatever your zodiac sign, if you’ve been strangely scattered for the last week or two – well out of whatever you’d consider your normal derangement matrix – consider Neptune as the culprit. Yes, pandemic & political fatigue is a factor.
But you know Neptune is in the picture when you can compose the perfect lyric and feel every layer of paranormality but basic anything eludes you. You’re a lightning rod for everything but common sense. Your house is a mess but your aura? Immaculate.
Neptune is now officially Retrograde but as it will take another five days or so (this not one of those ‘on time’ planetary influences) for the nebulosity to lift, these Neptune Retrograde Style Tips could help.
Indulge Delusional Dating Recall
Have your memories of the pre-pandemic mating, dating and party scene become more lurid or cinematic? You may be investing the past with more pleasure and excitement than you felt at the time. Great! Gazing at the past through rose-quartz-tinted Neptune goggles raises endorphins. Save your dreary stocktake or accountability lists for another time.
Thoroughly Research Unrealistic Fashion Options
“Realistic” is now an evolving concept. If offices as we know them and Central Business Districts are dinosauring, you can wear what you want. Add global supply chain disruption or absolute confirmation of repellent ‘fast fashion’ manufacturing practices and it’s a style revolution! The Creator Economy will probably go mainstream just as Neptune hits Aries in 2025: Every Aries person will acquire a sewing machine and become their own designer, spokesmodel and muse.
The days surrounding Neptune turning Retrograde are already paranormality plus. They’re like one of those mass events that attract what the organizers call an ‘eclectic array of people‘ but you know that dangerous entities lurk beneath the bright lights and fairy glitter. And focus is difficult enough to maintain at this time without trying to still your mind. Of course, if it is a locked-in part of your everyday regime than go for it. But don’t begin or intensify a meditation practice in an attempt to fend off weird moods; not this week.
Read The Neptunians
Not the news and not the self-enrichment tomes. Nor anything hyper-aspirational that could inspire a sad Neptunian funk over not being glossy, cool, rich, untroubled enough. Read the writers (or listen to the musicians) who never in a trillion years could count as role models. Yes, their lives seem even more tawdry from the 21st Century. But you’re not seeking sensible suggestions or to conjure up a to-do list: poignant poetic empathy that covers the full range of human failings, yearnings and magic will suffice.
Serenity Signal Random People
Assuming you have not already done this anyway, it will make you feel fantastic. Rather than fearing some Retro-Neptunian loss of composure because you sent a goo-goo message to someone you’re fairly sure is an alien or a Future Faker, relax. The trick is to do it Piscean style: A soul-centered, heart-felt transmission out of the aether -with or without gerberas – and then radio silence. And with people who harbor negative thoughts toward you – provided it is not a matter best dealt with by police, the justice system or strict avoidance – a serenity signaling good wish sans promise or substance but relatively sincere is a minor spell that works in your favor.
Get Pharmaceutical Info From The Source
As many of you know, when Neptune Vibe spikes, people are more sensitive to drugs so be aware of that until around July 6, when Mercury clears the last square to Neptune. And you may also have seen the Jupiter in Pisces post about psychedelics recently. There is a lot going on in the Neptune-ruled pharmaceutical industry and it will amplify over the next three years. Aside from your medical advisors, you can find an extraordinary array of info in the industry magazine Fierce Pharma. It’s eerily fascinating.