Twelve Vital Zodiac Facts
Because barely anyone wants to acknowledge them, the inconvenient truths of the zodiac get very little air-time. Let’s change that.
*Aries are irritating – the pushiness, their self-centered anecdotes – but they’re practically always courageous.
* Virgos outnumber every other sign. September 9 – when the Sun is 16 degrees of Virgo – is the most popular birth date on the planet.
*People saying they’re Ophichius are Sagittarians craving more esoteric cool or who were aiming to be Scorpios.
*Aquarians will only ever get quality empathy or support from other Aquarians – everyone else categorizes their conduct as either “aloof” or “crazy.”
Capricorns Are Judging You
*Capricorns are judging you but it’s for your own good, to fine tune your integration with them and ensure that any advice offered fits your needs.
*Taurus people are excellent in bed – if you don’t mind the crumbs – and consciously use that to cover for deficits in other areas.
*Dampness affects Sagittarians more than any other sign, regardless of which hemisphere they were born in and responsibility can bring them out in an actual physical rash.
*Leos always have an ‘invisible audience’ in mind – not in a pathological way, it’s just part of their process – and yes they care about that more than you.
Scorpios Know 70% More About You Than You Think
*Scorpios will only reveal 30% of their information dossier on you – the rest is classified. No, there is no ‘freedom of information’ request.
*If you’re dealing with a Gemini in any scenario whatsoever, diversion is nearly always the most effective tactic.
*Librans – followed by Cancerians – are the most likely signs to become billionaires and nobody knows why.
*Pisces people have the power of prophecy but they’ll tell you they read it in some reputable journal.
Image: The Tenant – 1976