Downtown Marsopolis

Welcome to Downtown Marsopolis. There’s no welcome committee because that would be inane. It’s not that sort of a neighborhood. But if you can handle yourself – that is,  don’t try to fluster people’s focus with fluffy opinions – they’ll reward you with a conspiratorial wink at some point.  Some people moved here ages ago, natal Mars squares are an automatic in.

You need it. Real estate agents in Downtown Marsopolis are openly strung out and it’s not just the Space Dust. Their antennae are twitching, sensing a completely new paradigm. But if they can’t sell it, sleep with it or snort it, it takes too long to parse. So they’ve got a conspiracy theory going that the increasingly repetitive property styling artwork is possessed. “Why is it always that same topless woman with the thing across her boobs?” they whisper to one another.

If you think this doesn’t sound that Mars-like, re-calibrate: These are people who can sum up the state, make and cost of your shoes within nano-seconds. They then cast those numbers into an algorithm with your toenail texture/degree of obsessive exfoliation and posture to arrive at an accurate summation of your financial position/propensity for illegal home businesses/messy relationships.

The Property Styling Artwork Is Possessed

It takes chutzpah to insist that the sewer under the house is a Brutalist architecture water feature by a hipster artist that the cognoscenti are all investing in. And real concentration to interrogate a hot potential tenant about their single status and income at the same time you’re painstakingly photoshopping in a lawn or polished oak floorboards as well as s**t-posting on your competitor’s social media accounts via one of your several fake personae.

The nice thing about this end of town is that there are few illusions. Every time one pops up, people stay up all night trying to eradicate it like a computer virus, scanning their brain like it was a hard-drive and they know there is at least one more crapdos.exe auto command in there.

When you live in Marsopolis, you’re not paranoid but you know that there are a lot of hidden folders and underground lines of things. If you want legit data, you need a hard hat with a headlamp, metaphorical or not. Fashion is functional here, closer to armor than decoration. It can’t itch or tinkle when you stride. Nobody has a job here but they’re always working – on themselves, a project, a mysterious ‘thing’, cracking some code, their crypto, cyber-security, an enterprise…

And few things phase the residents. They greet plague, corrupt cardinals, and the debauching of money with the same ‘that’d be right‘ mantra and derisive smirk.

Image: Jack Kirby

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***RLP***
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***RLP***
October 20, 2020 8:44 am

 “Why is it always that same topless woman with the thing across her boobs?” We were just talking about that **artist** and the outsourced paintings that bear his signature, questioning why he’s revered by those that ‘sit’ for him (by sending a topless photograph lol). Weird so many recognisable woman ready to get their kit for cookie-cut **art** A decade ago was obsessed by the house of cards propping up his searing popularity I once spotted a work **by him** at auction (one he actually painted) and immediately recognised it as a poor copy of a well known tattoo design… Read more »

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WizarDora
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WizarDora
October 16, 2020 6:27 am

Nope, just no. Busy growing roses around my fortress.
Wake me up when its over or, at least when there is green light to blow up the government.

Wayfinder
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Wayfinder
October 16, 2020 1:57 am

I have natal Sun in Aquarius 4th house square natal Mars in Taurus 7th house. Relationship matters are definitely up for me. Each hit of the ‘Covid cluster’ (Jupiter, Saturn, Pluto) this past year has corresponded to major turning points in my relationship with my ex. In transit, I currently have Jupiter trine natal Mars and Neptune sextile natal Mars in the 7th house. I feel like Mars has my back. I am going to get through this, but DAMN!

dbananza
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dbananza
October 16, 2020 12:49 am

No

anpan
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anpan
October 15, 2020 3:23 pm

Huh. It’s weird that I never realized that I have Sun square Mars. I guess it makes sense that I figure this out as transiting Mars is inching closer to opposing my natal Mars, and squaring my Sun from a different side. Also, I just looked at Mars in the night sky for the first time tonight!

I feel like Mars is a blind spot in my chart and life. I’ve been more focused on my Saturn, which conjuncts my Mars. Maybe this is the time to make friends with Mars!

artunin
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artunin
October 13, 2020 11:38 pm

Check fluffy…feminist mars atw…meet the no occurances occurance

artunin
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artunin
October 14, 2020 12:00 am
Reply to  artunin

hanging for Kurt’s (planetwatcher) analysiis

magnolia
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magnolia
October 13, 2020 10:13 am

Ha ha Mystic…loved it.
Oh yes, it’s dog eat dog at the moment. Apologies to dogs btw…):).only brutal when trained by humans, and how brutal are they at the moment, unless sedated by alcohol…rife at the moment I am finding..

scorpiodawn
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scorpiodawn
October 12, 2020 5:24 pm

not sure if mars sq venus and moon counts, but i can live with the helmut newton artwork

groovycat
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groovycat
October 12, 2020 2:51 pm

I feel seen.

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
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Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
October 12, 2020 10:43 am

I moved in last week and I’m loving it.

Amanita
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Amanita
October 12, 2020 9:55 am

The marsopolis synopsis is bona fide brilliance.
I absolutely love it when mm posts in this riffingly humorous style of prose.

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 12, 2020 8:59 am

Will check how much longer with mars on my side & listen again to the downloaded advice as it’s about time as my chronological time is shortening like my telemeres & I must take to task the medical profession & section of health department (lol spellcheck wrote ‘death’ instead of ‘health’) & have my say as taking care of a person’s well being is not on the agenda, simply script writing is with denial of side effects. The DVN (demented virgo neighbour) under same roof but divided by a wall, tossed his dealer boyfriend & is now chemical free &… Read more »

Veronica
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Veronica
October 13, 2020 1:22 pm
Reply to  Pegasus

Love you Pegs xxx

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 15, 2020 8:51 am
Reply to  Veronica

Backatcha Lovely x

milleunanotte
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milleunanotte
October 13, 2020 8:49 pm
Reply to  Pegasus

Your Demented Virgo Neighbour is GOURMET COOKING after all these years?!?!?! (Great he’s channelling his
meth-cooking, ingredient-weighing skills to more Taurean pursuits.)

Hey, maybe be all Uranian inspired by it to channel animal rights fervour into your beautiful animal right to have as much care. Goddess, Pegasus, “5 years” is a Bowie song, with all its crashing symphonic discordant harmony before the heartbeat end. I will love you, to whatever your end and beyond, but can’t you get more quality time? Are you not an animal, too?

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 15, 2020 9:14 am
Reply to  milleunanotte

Bless your cotton sox Millie. Not only is he cooking but offering maintenance! Meth can be horrific by creating acquired bi-polar 1, total Jekyll & Hyde persona & terrifying to be near.The day i emailed tenant manager so say i had enough & was considering moving, was the day he cut ties with the supplier boyfriend he was sugar daddy-ing. Writing IS ‘spelling’ isn’t it. Write it & the universe reads it. Am guiding a close friend into self-care, insisting on it as she is abusing herself with Retin A to avoid wrinkles & result is creating traumatic looking burnt… Read more »

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 12, 2020 8:41 am

Just read fist paragraph so far & had to say that summed up Sydney concisely.Happiness I enjoyed Watson’s Bay & Lady Jane beach when the people were interesting & carefree.The I took a trip & saw the dark side of Paddington-Woolhara, complete with vampires & moved faster than quick to Whale beach-Church point…they followed.

milleunanotte
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milleunanotte
October 13, 2020 8:55 pm
Reply to  Pegasus

Do you do that Sag horror movie thing? Seems unlike your Cap self.

OMG, Pegasus, i just realised my Sag CapRise mate is training to further confront actual horror, as ambo officer. Must find out if they watch horror, and i actually think, no, tolerates but does not seek, prepares to have it meet them and does the whole Archer SeaGoat thing to quell the horror. Well, you and my bud are incredible in v different ways.

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 15, 2020 9:22 am
Reply to  milleunanotte

LOve Anne Rice’s books.
Am very calm in crisis as don’t much care for humanity en masse but seeing an injured animal brings me to my knees. Used to be an avid horror movie fan (effects) until i read Stuart Wilde’s take on doing so….can activate ghouls in the atmosphere. In some tribal countries you cannot assist an injured person as if they die the family blame you.
Bite me 🙂

Skarab
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Skarab
October 12, 2020 4:12 am

Natal Mars sq Jupiter/Lilith & not necessarily proud of it, but i totally appreciate the savageness & beauty of this verse. Especially after just having dealt with various real estate fuc agents.

libraquarian
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libraquarian
October 12, 2020 3:38 am

This is sooo goooooood

Invicta
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Invicta
October 12, 2020 3:13 am

Paranoia is just reality on a finer scale

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 12, 2020 9:00 am
Reply to  Invicta

Paranoia is being totally aware of the facts.

Invicta
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Invicta
October 12, 2020 6:34 pm
Reply to  Pegasus

💯

Invicta
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Invicta
October 12, 2020 3:11 am

The house I’m looking after has a grounding cord attachment plugged into the bed. Definitely helps with EMF.

libraquarian
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libraquarian
October 12, 2020 3:39 am
Reply to  Invicta

Tell us more. How does it work? Where can we get it? Does it need professional installation?

Invicta
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Invicta
October 12, 2020 6:36 pm
Reply to  libraquarian

Will ask my artist friend about it when she gets back from her month at the Mayo clinic. Gift from a friend. Her north node is my south so I told her to fuqin GO FOR IT.

Invicta
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Invicta
October 14, 2020 11:01 am
Reply to  libraquarian

It doesn’t need professional installation. It’s an earthing / grounding plug that fits into pocket of the fitted sheet which then blocks EMF apparently

Invicta
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Invicta
October 20, 2020 7:55 am
Reply to  libraquarian

Links for the earthing stuff http://www.earthing.com
UK reseller http://www.groundology.co.uk
I’ve only put those there because libaquarian specifically asked me about them and they are emf protective and therefore relevant to the convo. I’m vehemently anti spammy linx in general ☠️

Invicta
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Invicta
October 12, 2020 3:08 am

Astonishingly apt

Leo Sun
Leo Sun
October 12, 2020 2:28 am

I’m natal Mars square Mercury, both Mars and Mercury are mercurial signs (Gemini and Virgo respectively).

I don’t know what that means, but this Marsopolis hood does sound like the psychogeography of my inner monologue, if that makes sense.

SusanE
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SusanE
October 11, 2020 9:25 pm

I’m natal Mars Sq Venus, husband is Mars Sq Sun… And we’ve just sold our house. This is hilariously apt 🧐😅

milleunanotte
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milleunanotte
October 11, 2020 8:29 pm

Hate the Vote Schmote. I am Mars in the first house with Antares on the Rise. Not garnering tickets. You be the change. The change I push for is also mine, and that is what will make the difference. Uranus over my Saturn in Taurus 6th house of the Daily Alchemist; Mercury retrograding past my 0 degree Scorpio 12th with the Neptune Jupiter Moon in Sagg conjunct on the Rise in Antares Sag as i continue the CPTSD work, if it is ever complete, but i know today who to drop from the process, literally everyone it seems, unless those… Read more »

davidl
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davidl
October 11, 2020 5:17 pm

Vote 1 Davidl as the mayor of Marsopolis.. Natal mars 1st house, current transits Mars conj Sun and trine Asc for months. Making Marsopolis great again.

Earthstar
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Earthstar
October 11, 2020 5:43 pm
Reply to  davidl

Lol!!😆

Earthstar
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Earthstar
October 11, 2020 11:21 pm
Reply to  Mystic

Yes! And can we please get this on t-shirts – courtesy of Marsopolis City limits: ‘It takes chutzpah to insist that the sewer under the house is a Brutalist architecture water feature by a hipster artist that the cognoscenti are all investing in.’😂😂

artunin
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artunin
October 13, 2020 11:40 pm
Reply to  Mystic

cause kali is not awesome’

Gemyogi
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Gemyogi
October 11, 2020 12:35 pm

Aries rising, I’m part of the mars club despite my bovine Taurus moon and contradictory gem sun. When I need to dish out tough love to myself or others I’m staunch and I am allergic to fake and bullshit. Cut the crap and give me the nutshell version are favourite expressions. And if you really piss me off I will head butt you out of my way

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 12, 2020 9:06 am
Reply to  Gemyogi

How a multi Sagg loves brutal honesty. About time I brought out my inner street girl on some matters methinks 🙂

Pegasus
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Pegasus
October 12, 2020 9:07 am
Reply to  Gemyogi

But being a Virgo Mars it will be on paper…(on the reply to you below).

Jacqui
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Jacqui
October 11, 2020 10:30 am

Mars square Neptune and S Node, I’m in.

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