Some people are early adopters of Uranus in Taurus style. The Future God first moved into Taurus in mid-May 2018, just in time for the Meaghan and Harry Royal wedding. However, it did not establish until late 2019, via a hyper boost from Jupiter in Capricorn. It’s still only at 3 degrees, can you believe it?
But the early adopting people are there already, instinctively rebirthing their aesthetic to align with the Zeitgeist.
Quarantine is an all-purpose excuse for staying in and reading esoteric books; physical books. Papyrus is preferable to anything you have to recharge or which interrupts your reverie with a vulgar notification. Personal instincts, tree dyads and ancient wisdom are more informative than 24-7 news cycles.
Uranus in Taurus style thinks variety is overrated
Biorhythms must not be allowed to fluctuate or spike at the latest evidence of ill-thinking or malign political bullshit. Seclusion favors working from home and demands fast, preferably fibre, internet. But the Uranus in Taurus style divas supplement their digital knowledge base with a talismanic library. One shelf or many, it has the feel of an altar, honoring simpatico thinkers and people from their Soul Pod. If they want lifestyle advice, they’ll ask an ancestor or an alien.
Maximalism is the new minimalism, but it’s not clutter; more like one gigantic crystal or totem, multiple living plants and textural over-load. If they want herbal tea, they put a leaf from one of their plants in hot water. Complexity clogs their channels. Shops are consumption vectors that they try to track away from. It’s better to have ten pairs of sweatpants and five kaftans than a confusing array of clothing that sends mixed messages.
Uranus in Taurus style thinks variety is over-rated. It values extreme tranquility and sees comfort as the new status symbol. It has the added advantage of being far less likely to fuq up the planet or being against their Pantheist principles.
New Must-Have: The Telepathic Couch
Working toward food sufficiency is easy if you always eat the same thing: who can’t grow some tomatoes, basil, lemons and potatoes? The early adopters order in their Reishi Spore Oil and Cat’s Claw tinctures but via a series of email alias addresses; privacy being ultra-paramount. They like Gyrotonics and skincare you could drink in a pinch.
Aware that any appliance with ‘smart’ in its name is more spy than clever-clogs, they’re all about the telepathic couch. Or communicating with the energy of objects. Psychometry is totally Taurus. And if they can’t screen out unwanted frequencies like 5G or ripple signals, they’ll invent a machine that transmutes them into something more brainwave enhancing.
They’re so local not global that they’re dowsing and mapping every part of their house, feeling for deep layers of energy, beneath Feng Shui, before any overlays, Earth or Old Magic.
Image: Steven Meisel
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