I am re-posting this from a few years ago because it’s super-relevant now, with Jupiter square Neptune. These people are everywhere. What is a Lower Neptunian? They’re people with a strong 12th House, Neptune or Piscean influence who are misusing their magical charm and intuition. They’re grifters, Chaos Addicts, Future Fakers, Grifters, and Energy Vampires.
And they are fantasy agents, dealing in desires and phantom fulfilments; buy dreams now – pay in regrets later. You know you’re dealing with one when you try to define specifics and they emit a fine-mist of nebulous dissembling. But if they are charming enough, even that can seem appealing. It’s only later, once you and your bank account have gotten to know them, that you perceive it as a heavy toxic fog of bullshit.
They’ll come across as rogues in need of redemption or refugees seeking sanctuary. They’ll conjure up fabulous futures for you and them, never materializing but always imminent. The lower Neptunian is in love with long-shots and lies but infatuated by artificial highs that they peddle as self-development. First, they find your common ground, then they build a gossamer castle upon that and finally they say they’re not sure what you are talking about. What castle? What ground? Money evaporates like dreams at dawn. Lying keeps their teeth white.
The Lower Neptunian Deals In Desires & Phantom Fulfilments
They also love you if you’re co-signing their bullshit. And they’re keen on anything resembling an easy cover-up, trick or veil: Eye drops that whiten weary or blood-shot eyes. Pills for perception or some deity (they think) on speed dial. Lilac Wine for fatigue and unrequited love problems. Hair extensions, credit extensions, or status pretensions. Their once-upon-a-time proximity to celebrity or remarkable circumstances becomes amplified over time. If you ever want to turn a blip into a montage or make flimsy material into a trilogy, contact a Lower Neptunian. But don’t give them payment upfront.
Why does any sensible person tolerate them for even half an hour? Sometimes it’s blood, they’re in your family and other times it’s because they’re extremely alluring. They’ll intuitively pick up on what you need to hear and serve as a sort of fuqed up oracle. They initially present as a mythopoetic force of fate, not some sordid tabloid geisha saga. So long as you’re paying/buying the drinks, their receptive listening skills are exquisite. In fact, so far as you’re concerned, the Lower Neptunian only has two speeds: extreme receptivity or not there.
They’ll Come Across As Rogues In Need Of Redemption
A good indicator of a Lower Neptunian is that you’ll feel guilty around them, for no apparent reason. It’s almost like you owe them. It’s all part of their mirage. How do you get rid of one? Call-blocking, a line of salt across the threshold and bright-white-line standards.
They give higher Neptunians a bad name, of course. Sometimes they appear in your life to mirror your Neptune/Pisces/12th house tendencies. Or, classically, to sharpen a Saturn transit experience. Thoughts?
Image: Maila Nurmi – Vampira
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