Can you tell from the zodiac sign how your ex will try to win you back? Don’t roll your eyes. People ask this and here, in speed-zaps, are the answers. Why are we even asking this question? Some of you may recall that there is a section on the back end of this site that shows the search queries that bring people here. Every now and then, I check it out.
That is what bought us How Virgo Women Show That They Like You. And, the now deleted masterpiece of “Cancer women, big boobs, horoschopes” from someone who’d clearly imbibed too much Blue Devil Hoochie Juice. I had to delete that post as it attracted porn-bots and lower-vibe backlinks.
Anyway, some sweet soul is searching for “how your ex will try to win you back based on their zodiac sign” and there is nothing on here that will help them. Until now! I gave myself one minute tops to brainstorm some concepts and here they are.
How Your Ex Will Try To Win You Back Based On Their Zodiac Sign
Aries – Showing off.
Taurus – Food/Sex/Comfort Zone.
Gemini – Wit, Memes, In-Jokes.
Cancer – Flamboyant versions of “how are you feeling?” and nurture.
Leo – Dazzling displays of plumage, fluff, and strut usually seen only on the Nature Channel.
Virgo – Virgo Vision deployed to mount a compelling case for reunion, data and calculations available on request.
Libra – A scent trail and subtle, almost intriguing manipulation of the information you’re picking up about them.
Scorpio – Will Power.
Sagittarius – A Trip!
Capricorn – Evocation of shared history and legacy.
Aquarius – What Ex? They trust the algorithm.
Pisces – Witchcraft.