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So, June. And in fact, now. Hunter S Thompson’s most memorable quote was “when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” *He was right about that, if not the wisdom of blending horse tranquilizers with tequila. But these days the weird also turn to astrology. Because without magical thinking the terrain is too dystopian.
It’s Not So Much A Pluto Transit As Pluto Moving Into A Granny Flat Out The Back
“Well children,” I found myself explaining to some kids today, “a cold war is better than a hot war. Much better.” The Trade War situation aligns with the Saturn-Pluto 2020 Capricorn Convergence. Listen to my rant for more on geopolitical fuqery, but if you’re following it, I anticipate a definitive flashpoint in July (eclipse season), distinct socio-economic fuqery in October and resolution/climax in January.
Anyway, then I got furious (again) at various factions of government, signed a “let’s do some more research on 5G before beaming it into everyone’s house” petition and checked my transits. Pluto Central. Not so much a transit as the Change God moving into a granny flat out the back.
Aquarius, Uranian and Uranus-Ruled People Are Electrically Sensitive
Theory: that Aquarius, Uranian, and Uranus Ruled people are super-sensitive to electricity and radio-frequency from wi-fi. Ever since Uranus into Taurus, I’ve gone full tin hat.
The June 2019 Horoscopes are going to cover everything. The relentless grind of the Capricorn Convergence versus the constant buzz of restless Jupiter square Neptune.
But back to now? It’s a Moon in Aquarius and Mars is square Chiron. Think half-genius and so detached it’s like an out-of-body experience VERSUS the muck-raking and Cosmic Detection work of Mars-Chiron.
If you’re in a foul mood, plotting revolution in one browser tab while ordering naff food in another, you have Mars-Chiron to thank. It’s like the astral equivalent of being a cop on a stakeout watching the potential perp, but you can’t move in and do anything, yet.
And then, this would be the twist if it were a dystopian D-List Aquarius Moon rom-com/sci-fi, you realize that the person you’ve got under surveillance is you.
Does any of this resonate? Thoughts?
* Hunter S Thompson astro-note: Mercury in Leo trine Moon in Sagittarius trine Saturn in Aries – a Grand Fire Trine.