You know it’s going to be a particularly weird Mercury Retrograde 2019 when things start turning screw the moment Mercury gets into the Shadow Zone. Both my Skype and text messaging windows are suddenly serving compulsory emoticons; I have to enter an emoticon before I can type a single letter.
I got a payment of $44 into my bank account that has no explanation, other than the word “master” and – lol – 44 IS my master number. Then I got one of those robo-scammer calls but the robot voice crapped out mid-sentence and played Billy Idol.
And, a Fitbit fuqed my Aura. That’s right. The thing I got in a Saturnine burst of track-everything frenzy was not only giving me strange dreams, prickly nerves and scary symptoms – it was scrambling my instincts. I was feeling psychically haywire and getting nervy zaps of electricity. It took me a few weeks to realize the weirdness was coming from the Fitbit. Cue Mercury in Pisces research bender on EMFs. It’s not like the EMFs issue was new to me – more that I suddenly fell upon the data with renewed fervor.
Similar experiences – the nervy bits, not the psychic effects – are frequently reported, at least regarding the newer generation devices. My old ones just conked out but I think the newer versions have fancier heart rate monitoring that not every system can bear. My theory is that Aquarius/Aquarius Rising/Uranian people are exquisitely sensitive to electricity.
Mercury Retrograde 2019 Mysteries And More
Mercury in Pisces + Retrograde + making several hits in a row to significant planets – is going to be a phase of mysteries and solutions, enigmas and breakthroughs. Stay grounded or get grounded. Uranus into Taurus from March 6/7 will help. But your new safe, higher ground may not be what you thought it would be. You’ve been carving it out since May 2018 but only now is it apparent: sanctuary in weird times. Or, an improvised strategy that turned out to be genius.
If you think you’re edgy, spare a thought for your Muggle friends, family, and acquaintance who are experiencing the Neptune/Mercury in Pisces undertow without any context.
At least you know it’s:
- most potent in March and
- potentially fabulous for surreal consciousness, creating, conjuring, magic, glamor and lucid dreaming.
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