From the mystery backers behind Neptunian Life Coaching, comes a bold new lifestyle accessory: Neptune Goggles. After all, why take drugs when you can be a drug?
Neptune Goggles are the exact opposite of Saturn Dating Goggles. They are designed to diffuse reality, not bathe it in a stark light of skin blemishes and overdue tax.
But they move well beyond the classic rose-tint of standard-issue Illusion Accessories.
Custom-scented, they offer single touch dimension warping controls and the ability to toggle between ‘scenes’ without commitment. Why plan when you can improvise?
Automatically amplify any attraction into an inter-stellar, karmatic, quantum relationship. Tap into under-utilized hormonal powers to reactivate your Fate Matrix.
Options: Merge fantasies with other Neptune Goggles wearers, recover objects lost in past lives (Earth only) and access Paranormal Tinder.
Adjust the optics to mute or blur out incompatible frequencies.
The Neptune Goggles are extra potent when Jupiter is square Neptune, or the Moon is in Pisces near Neptune.
The cost? Variable and in installments.
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