Neptune Googles Are The Ultimate Illusion Accessories


Space Age Fashion Neptune Goggles

From the mystery backers behind Neptunian Life Coaching, comes a bold new lifestyle accessory: Neptune Goggles. After all, why take drugs when you can be a drug?

Neptune Goggles are the exact opposite of Saturn Dating Goggles.  They are designed to diffuse reality, not bathe it in a stark light of skin blemishes and overdue tax.

But they move well beyond the classic rose-tint of standard-issue Illusion Accessories.

Custom-scented, they offer single touch dimension warping controls and the ability to toggle between ‘scenes’ without commitment. Why plan when you can improvise?

Automatically amplify any attraction into an inter-stellar, karmatic, quantum relationship. Tap into under-utilized hormonal powers to reactivate your Fate Matrix.

Options: Merge fantasies with other Neptune Goggles wearers, recover objects lost in past lives (Earth only) and access Paranormal Tinder.

Adjust the optics to mute or blur out incompatible frequencies.

The Neptune Goggles are extra potent when Jupiter is square Neptune, or the Moon is in Pisces near Neptune.

The cost? Variable and in installments.


Image: Courreges

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Scorpio_RisingMM Member

beautiful photo…yes, who needs drugs when you are a drug?
I have Neptune in Scorpio 1st House. “I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”

Centauri_ScorpMM Member

Here I was thinking it was just a set of truly funky dreams taking place in alternate realities.

Sweet SanityMM Member
Sweet Sanity

Thank you for putting such a magical and positive spin on this Neptune energy. I’ve been so scared and anxious about going down a LZ wormhole. Now I can just put the goggles on. Ahhhhh.


I’ve got Uranus at 17 Sag and Venus at 21 Sag, so I’m heading into a Neptunian era- until 2022….. and in 2022 Neptune begins to square my natal sun neptune conjunction until 2028.

Nine years of Neptune. And I pulled the nine of swords and the nine of cups today.

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Forewarned is forearmed. I found out at the end of my Neptune sq sun what was happening from Mystic. And I’m new to astrology. Nebulous is the best to describe how I felt. They say your psychic awareness increases. I have always been psychic. but I found that my self healing was activated more so. I have PTSD and didn’t have access to good help so I found that I hit rock bottom and healed myself psychologically. I had an abusive, weird neighbor who was a catalyst for the healing. I had good occ therapist who I relayed my realisations… Read more »


Beauty. Treachery. I feel like Neptune is the mermaids with bloodied fangs.

I think a seaside town is ideal for a Neptune transit.

Thanks for this, cheers me up enormously. At the moment I live in a mountain town, by a wild, fast, cold, green river.

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Don’t move, where you are sounds beautiful.

I’ve got a good feeling about your Neptune transit.

I think it is different for everyone.

galadarlingMM Member

So funny, yesterday I was thinking a lot about Dali saying, “I don’t do drugs, I AM drugs.”

WizarDoraMM Member

Mine haunted me in the shower with a random fantasy of moving country. I mean, is it possible to at least have a reality check in, whilst we also check out>?


I’m getting 7 pairs

SMM Member

I did watch Caroline Hirons flick through of Hello and Goop magazines…and now this delightful post. This is absolutely brilliant, thank you MM.

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

I had a beautiful Neptune moment at dusk tonite. I was walking home after reconnecting and playing with a 3 year old girl I used to baby sit at the local fair. When ever I go to carnivals I step back in time. I was walking by the bay , I felt like the town was hugging me, my passed over dad was with me. He guided me to this town. This feeling was similar to that I had when I walked down streets of bayside holiday towns and felt as if I was walking amongst the town ghosts. Not… Read more »

scorpiodawnMM Member

dont, ive just fallen in love!

LotusFlowerMM Member

Bwahaha, this is your funniest yet Mystic. Random ghosts, variable payments at a later date rofl. I’m a Neptunian (how is it possible to be one with a Virgo moon? But anyway) and I of course relate and consider myself duly warned. I’m born with a Jupiter – Neptune square in Sagg-Pisces, but the other way around: Neptune rising in Sagg (12th) sq my ruling planet Jupiter in Pisces. Mutual reception and a bit ahem expansively dreamy. And now this! After all the Saturn sq action the past few years, what now? Lol Actually, I consider 2018 to have been… Read more »

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Yeah, I think Saturn has too much of a hold on me. I just don’t want to drink anymore.

And I’m too scared to swim in the bay as the deadly tiny Irikanji jelly fish is on the rise. The pic above feels like a timely reminder.

AstroGeekMM Member

I have this natally … So I can only imagine what the next few months are going to be like. Surreal and subliminal, but I have to say Saturn has toughened me up.

Love me some magic mushrooms and blue devil hoochie juice, but I can honestly say there’s a time and a place for everything … And in my world right now, the time is for neither!

Happy New Year Mystic (and members)! So glad to be charging into the next calendar year as part of this awesome community.

LotusFlowerMM Member

Charging being the Mars in Aries word for it!

emgMM Member

I have a Neptune jupiter grand trine in water that takes in my pisces asc. I’m big on Neptune but don’t drink or drug as Chiron and Saturn sit at the asc !! So I can get as goo goo as any but it’s got an edge. Wonder what this square will feel like apart from normal ?

JacquiMM Member

Do they come in Labradorite?

WizarDoraMM Member
WizarDora’s the new tortoiseshell..

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