Hair vampire tactics
Hi 12th House Virgo,
Has this phenomenon got a name? Hell no! It’s just a subset of Qi Vampire with potential Love Zombie involvement. I feel like we need a lab to study this behavior. There seems to be a bit of it around lately.
So firstly, I have never encountered a Moon in Leo person who did not have fabulous hair. And that you are also a Triple Virgo, well, she is probably aspiring to be more, you know, YOU. Or perhaps this hair vampire has Bad Hair Karma?
But that does not help with what is clearly frustrating and frankly, weird. As an anti-idea, you could get really weird hair, like a wig that looks like your hair but you do something strange with it? And then, when Ms. Vamp copies your leopardskin print acrylic hair extensions, she will realize the oddity of her conduct? She is probably sapping her own vital energies as well.
On the other hand go full Jupiter-in-Sagittarius candor and bring it up with her directly. For example, ‘I notice that you seem to have very similar taste in hair aesthetic to mine. Do we have the same hairstylist?’
Alternatively, if this hair vampire is just too hideous for you to bring your flair to bear on the situation, you need Office Witchery. Go into work on a Sunday or when nobody else is there and sage your desk and here if possible. Sage smells like Dream-Weed and the smoke can set off fire alarms so be careful with this approach. The more office-friendly approach is to mist the place and yourself with Himalayan Salt in triple-distilled water.
Get a talismanic protective mini-statue for your desk or similar work-zone; A Bast statue perhaps? Or the little Feng Shui guardian dragons? And, wear Metal. Crystals are grounding but they’re Earth and we are moving into a more Earth-centric era. Metal is connected to Saturn Vibe which is the ultimate in Qi Vampire deflection.
What does everyone else think?
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