What a manifestation for Venus Retro. I have a stalker. A colleague no less, who breezed in from a faraway office, Malibu or somewhere.
After one lunchtime chat she starts following me around the building, constantly hinting that she “dates women” and is “single”. I also date women, but I told her I’m happily in a committed relationship with a man.
She came up to me and blurted out “SO! You’re into astrology!” (I guess she’s been asking others about my interests) and I was like err….yes? And a barrage of questions followed like “What your Moon sign? Where’s your Venus?” It was an astro interrogation. She’s probably got our synastry charts pinned all over her walls, serial killer style. All I remember is she’s a Cancerian with Mercury in Gemini and 100% bats.
I’ve been avoiding her but the crunch came when she had clearly followed me to a place she had no business being and I reported the behavior. Her supervisor has agreed to keep an eye on her and pull her up if she sneaks off to stalk me (instead of doing work!) and if that doesn’t work, I’m going full-on confrontation. Hopefully she will “get over me” by Venus out of shadow.
Thank you for all your astro advice, it’s been keeping me sane.
Lux Interior is My Co-Pilot
I completely empathise with how horrible it must feel for you to be thus crowded! I have Aquarius Rising and a heap of astro-stalkers. A significant amount of them a mansplainers with significant esoteric knowledge, little sense of how to apply it to everyday practical magic and a sense of pompous ownership about the way in which it is discussed.
A chick following you around asking about Venus signs sounds pleasant by comparison. But okay, infuriating when you are trying to work and lol what if she invents a little spy-app that matches your movements to your Moon patterns? How hard would it be to microchip you in a subtle manner? Maybe she is more digital than the standard noticeboard with maps and pics all over it. Maybe she has holograms of the sky and various planets, galaxies etc that she manifests with a gesture, like Robert Downey Junior’s Iron Man? You mentioned Malibu but maybe she is an alien ensuring she has the right “you” to make contact?
Paranoia aside, I feel a bit sorry for her. She clearly feels she has met a kindred soul in a Muggle populated workplace. This is is actually sounding a little bit rom-com already. What does everyone else think?
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