Your Astral DNA FAQ

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Astral DNA is finally here! It’s a fast turnaround (within 24 hours) birth chart report. The good news is that people seem to like the interpretations in there. It’s validating as I worked like mad to make them well-written and unique. My other aim was to make it affordable and accessible, so if you wanted my take on someone’s astro, it’s just there.

I got this fab feedback just a few minutes ago:

Dear Mystic,

Wow! What can I say?!!! I have read quite a few personalized natal charts over the years…. though yours is so nuanced and accurate on so many levels that I resonated with every aspect interpretation and each characteristic that really sums me up!

Thank you so much.

Reading your incredibly accurate and magical charts make me so happy to be the me!

Xxx

SS

So I am thrilled with that.

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Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

It was good timing with this report. Coming out of a 4 year Neptune transit I was beginning to think I was just a big, nebulous Squid. It was good to be reminded of my other aspects to ground and balance me out. One thing that suprised me was my Sun Square Uranus Aspect. Or more honestly slowly coming to the realisation that maybe I learnt as a teenager that this quality deemed weird by society. Then I gradually learnt to suppress it, only to find that it made me depressed. Oh social conformity means death to a creative. I… Read more »

NinanotsosmallMM Member
Ninanotsosmall

I really liked learning about all well-known ppl with the same astro-signatures as me. So many authors! Also the planetary influences in my houses… I’m not strong on that. I found out why I feel so Uranian & am attracted to the paranormal despite having no real aspects to Uranus. It is a good chart. Very comforting. 🙂

UraniaMuseMM Member
UraniaMuse

Loving it… and laughing… best vibe birth chart interpretation I’ve ever read Mystic. And I have read alot of takes on my birth chart. Thanks so much for this. And thanks for your fast reply email to help me work out my tech issue-not your tech issue lol! Demo heads up to other’s re last hours of Mercury Retro scuzzle: – I use on an old operating system on my Mac so initially even with using chrome it wouldn’t open. So I used my updated smartphone to email it to my inbox and Voila it opened in my old operating… Read more »

Neptunian goatMM Member
Neptunian goat

I ordered it.. in my iPhone , do I have to wait till nov 1 to see it? Can’t find it ..

KimBruleeMM Member
KimBrulee

So glad you offer this because your interpretations of pretty much everything astrology are just cool and downright uncanny. It’s annoying I don’t know my time of birth even my mom can’t remember and It’s not on my birth certificate, nevertheless I’ve gone back and forth between Libra and Scorpio for years only to learn now that I’m Gemini/Leo ascendant (the bf tells me I’m like a cat all the time). Love your take on my chart, it’s very accurate but I wish I understood what it all means when you post about where the planets are now, any recommendations,… Read more »

QuellpunktMM Member
Quellpunkt

MM, I love how you interpret Sun in the 6th! I’ve always read traditionally it meant the natal bearer has less energy and bad health because they give their soul energy away to others, the lesser interp of the Virgo house imo. I was so pleased that you said Sun in the 6th is excellent health, which is true in my case. I like to think of Sun in the 6th as the high vibing analytical witch who takes meticulous care of everything in her world. Yay! This was such a salve for a big lifelong astro confusion!

SoVeryGeminiMM Member
SoVeryGemini

Ordered for myself and the spouse. We spent a happy evening on the couch cuddled with our animals reading our charts to each other and LOL/Cringing at how accurate they are. Thanks, Mystic. Well done!

Leo-Scorp GrrrlMM Member
Leo-Scorp Grrrl

Loved mine.! I’m going to do my kids scopes soon.

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Hi Mystic, I made a mistake with my birth time, so my report is wrong. I sent you an email about it. Could you read it please?

CrabSabMM Member
CrabSab

I am quite confused, I thought I was a Cancer but Astral DNA says Sun Gemini? I was born June 22nd. I knew I was a cuspid as I.was born in the very first hour of 22nd June, but I was convinced my whole life to be a Cancer.

PiMM Member
Pi

Just bought. I’m into it. Thanks, mystic.
It was good to read your take on the aspects to the chart angles too.
Also I’d never really considered that I had Pluto in the 3rd house, which I guess it is by a small degree! (To me I’ve always read it as conjunct IC which I believed trumped any house placement. The reading accounts for this as opposite MC.) BTrying to scrap / override the family narrative after my Pluto sq transit, for a much needed perspective shift.!

skarabMM Member
skarab

I was lucky enough to win a personalised DNA chart reading from Mystic a couple of yrs ago, so i didn’t think i’d get this one – but the price is SO reasonable that i thought what the hell – why not? And i’m glad i did – actually most Crabs would love it, as she’s about the only Astrologer that doesn’t say the same old cliched crap about us…. plus there’s some very quirky insightful stuff that made me go “aaaaahh, that’s why…” Also of course for the typical Mystic language style which induces LOL moments, esp regarding Pluto… Read more »

PiMM Member
Pi

Yes, I’ve found that a lot of the cancerian stuff can be wierdly gendered – at least the older interpretations – and therefore diminished or set aside. But cancerians can be delicious, aware, and powerfully in tune with the forces of the world. Yum. Taking the lid off that via modern thinking is so so good

QuellpunktMM Member
Quellpunkt

So true about Mystic’s wise words on Crab peeps! We are complex creatures and I think I really only trust other water signs (or people with strong water placements) to understand the depth of us. It’s like, why do I never hear about Cancer artists, writers, actors, thinkers, athletes, or adventurers when reading other’s (not-Mystic) interps?

skarabMM Member
skarab

Exactly! Not like you can describe multi-Crab Alexander the Great as a homely & nurturing family man, right? Or closer to home, Angela Merkel – another multi-Crab.

ShadowMM Member
Shadow

In 2012 there were 3 different people in my life who started asking me if I read Mystic horoscopes. I didn’t at the time but soon became fascinated as these 3 people read to me the gemini horoscope. Jupiter was going through my sign at the time and it was a big year on many levels. I have since been trying to make sense of my chart and learning what I can (totally the more you know the more your realise you don’t know). This Astral DNA has made many pieces of the puzzle fall into place. Thank you, what… Read more »

AstroGeekMM Member
AstroGeek

At the ripe old age of 13, I analyzed my chart myself (old school style, scanning through a paper ephemeris and pouring through Joanna Woolfolk’s The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need) and learned about my Libra Moon, Scorp Rising, etc., etc. Have since had many a chart reading, even an Audio Zap by Mystic herself. Somehow, this Astral DNA was able to offer insight beyond my own learnings + Mystic’s real-time analysis. Just a sample: – Merc in Scorp-driven OCD revenge fantasies (could never understand WHY I would ruminate on the future downfall of my “enemies”). – Scorp Rising… Read more »

AstroGeekMM Member
AstroGeek

This made me look up Joanna, and I found out she passed in 2013. 🙁 There’s no real record / website / intel about her life, and I think she influenced so many people. Mystic, did you ever read any of her books?

LotusFlowerMM Member
LotusFlower

Libra Sun/Scorp Mercury here too and I also wowed at that misinterpreted that you trying to flirt when you’re just noting an interesting weather phenomenon comment. Lol

LaFemmaMM Member
LaFemma

My son is Scorp rising, Libra moon also, I find it such an interesting combination (he is Gemini sun). He has what I think of as Libra features (an overall sweet pleasant appearance – full lips, dimples, very symmetrical, when he smiles it’s like angels singing), but has the vampire vibe (super pale, chiseled features), but the Scorpio rising really shines through in the intensity of his eyes and facial expressions. He oscillates between sweet and sunny and social and needing to be alone, above all he needs to do things on his own terms, would you agree that is… Read more »

AstroGeekMM Member
AstroGeek

I don’t know if that’s all Scorp Risings (sweet / sunny / social OR withdrawn to recalibrate) but that’s definitely me!

virgosunMM Member
virgosun

Got one! Fascinting. Great material for a book, with all the permutations.

kataquagemMM Member
kataquagem

Absolutely fabulous! Even after following astrology for over 30 years, I found this brimming with fresh insights to ponder. Really appreciated the attention to the nodes and the angles, where as Starfish mentioned, contemporary info is lacking. Thank you, Mystic! I would recommend this to anyone at any level!

mintymoMM Member
mintymo

Excellent! I’ve had my chart interpreted before but there is new info here. All written in Mystic speak and I’m a big fan of your writing. Thanks so much!

milleunanotteMM Member
milleunanotte

Mystic, i found some new aspects i hadn’t considered properly, and your work in this “cookbook” format is far more pointed and resonant than i expected. You even popped in the MC and IC aspects i have never quite had a good grip on, along with other surprises. Thanking you deeply xxxxxxx

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Funny, MM added IC/MC to aspect lines and I saw a GT (mostly Earth). Bizarrely I’ve looked at myself a bit differently. I’m gonna be a bit more experimentitively experimental.

milleunanotteMM Member
milleunanotte

What’s GT?

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Grand Trine.

skarabMM Member
skarab

It’s funny how different people look at their charts. I think that your Mars in Virgo focuses on the more intricate details & tech minutiae, while my Leo one only focuses on the big & more obvious stuff. I mentioned to you once that you should make more use of your trines thinking that you would actually SEE the great big GT(s) etched out. Sometimes it’s just good to get a birds eye view of the chart without getting too involved (forest & trees factor) Also, one of the more useful lessons in MM’s astro school for me was the… Read more »

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

(Ramblings of person whose just done the 5xJ / 2xS transit. You’d prob understand Skarab.) Thanks. Ive done the 30%, and even smaller orbs, to get that austere look at what drives you. My strongest? Mars cj Pluto in exact trine to Saturn in Earth signs. Explains my musings on music and other thingz. I can’t stand superflous things. Cars that can’t go over speed humps are just as stupid as high heels. This is my GT thing that you, I think you, first identified. Itsa tight GT with the MC being only 3° off exact against Pluto and Saturn.… Read more »

milleunanotteMM Member
milleunanotte

But i’m loving how your layers of interpretation against the backdrop of the facts of your life are so subjective, and also sort of panning out then back in. This is a masterpiece in the making. It’s art. You have refined technique and also the artistic vision xx

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

“Ah, but I was so much older then, I’m younger than that now”

NinthHouseMM Member
NinthHouse

Love them!

starfishMM Member
starfish

I’m thrilled with my Astral DNA report too! I have been an astro nerd for about 20 years, absorbing bits and pieces here, so I didn’t really expect to learn anything new, but I wanted to support Mystic, so gave it a whirl! Really fantastic insights delivered in usual fabulous Mystic style. I ESPECIALLY loved the nodal info as it seems really, really hard to find contemporary info on nodes. I even laughed gleefully at my nodal interp – that’s resonance for you! So, yeah, RECOMMENDED!

soulpotsMM Member
soulpots

I love it!

galadarlingMM Member
galadarling

IT IS SO AMAZING, MYSTIC! Well done and soooooooo worth the wait! xoxoxo

Jacqui
Jacqui

Love it. Love it. Love it!

Fiona JefferiesMM Member
Fiona Jefferies

OMG…as a Scorpio 12th house it’s an uncomfortable read as we don’t like people knowing *too* much about us. And the DNA chart has your psyche laid bare. The read by Mystic of your chart is scarily bang on, and the value you get for an 11 buck investment is ridiculous. Buy one for everyone you know…or want to get to know better!

WaterGemMM Member
WaterGem

These will become fabled

dark starMM Member
dark star

So if we already got an Astro zap would it be redundant?

dark starMM Member
dark star

My aqua merc was too curious so I ordered. I love mine!

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Definitely not.

TLEMM Member
TLE

I read mine yesterday and it is just fabulous- unique MM insights.

water loverMM Member
water lover

I was beyond thrilled with my chart, your interpretation was everything i had hoped for and more. I learned so much and I cannot wait to get it done for my loved ones. I also think it’s really fantastic that you don’t have to be a member, and now I can direct everyone to your site for a crazy accurate and informative birth chart report. Thank you for all your hard work mystic!!

crisannmMM Member
crisannm

I just purchased my report and DEVOURED IT. LOVELOVELOVELOVE this new offering, Mystic! Thank you! Wonderful. <3

flashfireMM Member
flashfire

Oh Mystic! Utterly fantastic and thoroughly spell-binding! And that’s not hyperbole even though my 3rd house Jupiter in Leo (and a couple of other similar astro placements ) inclines me towards such. I have spent many years pouring over my chart, relentlessly interrogating my stars, hunting down every definition of my planetary and aspect placements but somehow you have managed to illuminate my chart in an all new way. Your interpretation of my many squares offered not just sensational insight, but some solutions I hadn’t heard before or considered. And not just that… you deliver it with a wink and… Read more »

ElectroMM Member
Electro

I agree, I have ascendant square sun and the interpretation knocked me over. I have a new approach to this that I need to explore.

LaFemmaMM Member
LaFemma

I loved mine! I will be rereading it this weekend, I found your take on the aspects really insightful in particular. You touched on one aspect in my chart (the nodes conjunct the ascendent/descendent axis) that I’ve always been curious about and not really resonated with the explanations I’ve found online so in this fresh scorpio season I especially appreciate your take on it. I got one for my sister and I read hers too before I sent it to her, and chuckled in a few places where the insights were especially spot on. It was also cool to see… Read more »

aquaquaMM Member
aquaqua

i got one today and loved it! I also love the price!!

LibraLilithMM Member
LibraLilith

I’ve done them for me, both my kids and my scorp love interest – they’re all just spookily accurate with some perfect phrases that just lend a whole load of new insight

tw:leoMM Member
tw:leo

yesssss, mystic, these are awesome! thank you!!

ÁNLEIFRMM Member
ÁNLEIFR

Thank you for the level of detail in the reports Mystic!

KayMM Member
Kay

Agreed.
And the writing is so distinctly Mystic. Gah, luved it.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Wow. Mate, you’ve always worked like mad to to make your interps well written and awesomely unique, but probs never paid credence to your genius before.

Totally understand dev delays from death. Yep, even a Merc in Aries wouldn’t say it. Unless they were a lot of clowny Sag and naively thought peeps would get the existential humour in it.

Tarik is not included as big foot clowny Sag. He’s got astro truth of the Mystic Medusa in tech terms fully in Developer Warrior Friend on Horseback mode, i see. Might be clowny, tho 😀

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

It’s a bit late here but I’d like to say the descriptions of Planets in signs, houses and aspects are a wonderful mix of humour, insight and conciseness.

I laughed about a Cancer and their food. Aqua Moon was also smack dab, esp our secrets. Leo in Mercury, I seriously should’ve been an actor as it cjs Uran. Mars cj Pluto (& trine Saturn). All on da money. I find Pluto in the 2nd is more shittier than described. Only discordant description I found.

Excellent work. MM, you are my 15th favourite person

milleunanotteMM Member
milleunanotte

That sounds so inttiguing. Now i want to read yours more than mine! Hahah such a Katakan thing to do.

Almost wondered about the other 14 then realised i could note the names you mentioned in all your posts (but i am Merc Aries and Chiron conjunct, whose Chiron thing is a bit of a dooz just now and with the Moon build and so-called ebb.)

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Most have their Moon in Aqua.

WaterGemMM Member
WaterGem

Myst Aqua rising as you probably know

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I’ve already crushed on her. Been there, done that.

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