Venus Retrograde Life Hack Number One: Don’t let your mind meander down memory lane or click into your no-go social media zones.
You’re settling into your Retro-Venusian groove. It’s all about the psyche and cosmos, existentialist mating realizations and purging of the wardrobe. Self-authenticated, spiritually assured and master/mistress of your destiny, regardless of who you are or are not in love with. Brilliant.
But then Venus retrogrades into the later degrees of Libra straight after Halloween and for the entirety of November. Welcome to Dawn of the Living Love Zombies. Not so dearly departed crushes and phantom lusts resurrect and lurch back into our life. If it were a legit horror film, the first sign would be a mawkish compulsion to reach out.
Or to look at their natal chart, maybe check out the progressed composite chart if things get real. Next stop it’ll be Rumi and then it would be the bit in the movie where they call in the national guard to fend off the Love Zombies. But you will have to rescue yourself in this scenario.
Venus Retrograde Life Hack Number Two: Don’t ‘reach out’. Put a line of salt across your threshold and go admire yourself in the mirror.
Image: The Raven