Discovered! The Cure For Saturn Flu

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Discovered – The Cure For Saturn Flu.

It’s working the phones, drinking Chaga with your single origin and driving forward relentlessly.  Fingers are flying over the calculator. Nerves quelled by a newly more sage perspective.

If you don’t know what this is about, Heavy Metal King Saturn is turning Direct.

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LibrariusMM Member
Librarius

Just endlessly listening to Colter Wall’s “Transcendent Ramblin’ Railroad Blues” while reading Marcus Aurelius’ quotes and nodding along to what the guy had to say (sheer poison! Unless you’re a Sagittarius with a “Live, Love, Laugh” tattoo – in that case do read it).
So yeah, I have it. On some level it’s hilarious though (thanks to kind Mystic!), now that I know what it’s all about and am harnessing that energy for my own benefit (studying like mad and dealing with beaurocratic crap that was long overdue).

PiMM Member
Pi

I suspect that a Sadge would rather actually live, laugh and love without needing to proclaim it via household object that has no inherent claim to any act of livin’, lovin’ etc.. 😉
Wait, you wrote ‘tattoo’ … Now that’s a permanent reminder lol
Loving that song title though. Will listen

AquariusNoMore?MM Member
AquariusNoMore?

I was fine until this morning. All of the sudden I felt like I had no future. Thinking I might be stuck in this job forever. Thinking that even though I am graduating with a doctoral degree soon, I will never get another job. Thinking that this was all for nothing and now I will owe money I cannot repay. I went to go talk to a friend and she was out of the office. Only to text her and find out she made an appointment with out university’s ombudsman. At least now I know why we have the feels.

motherofunicornsMM Member
motherofunicorns

No chaga, but I just sat down with a reishi hot chocolate.

PiMM Member
Pi

chaga khan
ch ch ch chaga khan
let me rock you chaga khan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObjLb6ElTvs
yes i am losing my mind, 80s club music this is all i have left to give

PiMM Member
Pi
IncenseMM Member
Incense

Always here to upvote ’80s tunes.

MissDeeMM Member
MissDee

Is there such a thing as a “planet turning direct ennui”?
I think I have the Saturn flu: went to a power yoga class and now my joints are all sore (but it’s for the best) and I have the most annoying ennui at work and my usual tasks seems so not interesting.

PiMM Member
Pi

I wandered into a shop that sells spiritual esoterica as I’ve yet again got myself into a terrible knot about the Libra Not quite knowing what I was looking for but probably desperately after the tarot equivalent of Facebook hacking Anyway instead I noticed a packet of interesting looking incense sticks that turned out to be black copal, hecho en Mexico even. Burning rustic black things with spiritual significance feels right for me right now, Saturn station, mars on cap moon, waning moon etc, plus the rest lately. My only other use of copal was a soft perfumed balm in… Read more »

SheRatMM Member
SheRat

I was wondering whether I had Saturn flu but then, seconds ago, was possessed out of nowhere to go watch thirtysomething episodes and think about how I TOTALLY did not think my life would be like that when I watched it with somewhat superior glee as a teenager and wondered if, now that my life is TOTALLY not like that, I would feel that same smugness or whether I would think I shoulda stuck with patriarchy and married and spawned with one of those bozos….would I feel crazy like Ellyn and Melissa? Would it matter that I’ve discussed ad nauseum… Read more »

lcMM Member
lc

I’m stuffing myself with food. Not a good cure for all the dredged up “I don’t know what the fuq I’m doing with my life” angst. Only solace: the fact that mystic has written about it.

PiMM Member
Pi

My gemini asc just made up a thing for me:
If you can’t handle me at my moon in capricorn, you don’t deserve me at my Venus in aries

#copingmechanisms

PiMM Member
Pi

Or vice versa really, depends

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Love this! For me it would be “if you can’t handle my Moon in Scorpio, you don’t deserve my Venus in Cancer”. And my Moon is intense and my Venus is a bit sensitive!
It dawned on me I am best around ..tough people perhaps due my Aries ruled 11th House. Well, current besties are Aries and Scorpio. They aren’t offended by the ‘Trewth’, just yup! and move on.

dizzarinaMM Member
dizzarina

Hahaha I love this, Pi!

LiberatingVenusMM Member
LiberatingVenus

I don’t really get Saturn Flu; I think because my own Saturn is fairly Dignified I seem to have some degree of natural immunity.

Anytime I start to feel it coming on I repel it with a hefty dose of reminding myself where I’ve come from and how far I’ve gotten despite the ridiculously difficult and numerous challenges in my Path. Always give credit where credit is due; this includes to yourself and to all the work it took just to be wherever you are today. <3

GwendolynMM Member
Gwendolyn

Thanks Liberating for the reminder
When I entered psychoanalysis in my late 20s I emerged with a toolbox of skills and solid self esteem
Now experiencing my second Saturn return I am now carrying a B Double of skills, tools, perceptions etc
Correct my suffering had made me the person I am today

LiberatingVenusMM Member
LiberatingVenus

xx Therapy, astrology, and taking a good hard look at myself via the mirror of relationship (hello, Libra!) are the 3 core things that have dramatically changed my life for the better. Being Plutonic, I am a big advocate of the therapeutic process in particular as IMO it is so instrumental in helping us to unravel our own internal knots. People who are afraid of therapy scare me, FR – if looking at your own shadow flips you out, you should probably stay far, FAR away from me! To your last line, yes, but I don’t see my suffering as… Read more »

Jokerman
Jokerman

It has taken me a long time to come to terms with that difficult start to life. The first twenty years was a shitfight. Beaten to a pulp much of my life between 5-15 and brawling with anyone till l was 20. I muddled a long after that non-violently. It was only when Pluto went into Cap that l started to develop some self-awareness. Before that it was suppression city. My Merc cj Uran covered up my 1/4/7 (Sun Nep Moon TSq) & Mars cj Pluto tr Cap. Ppl said what l went thru was not true….till they would meet… Read more »

PegasusMM Member
Pegasus

The house will have at least 3 vases of Jasmin in a few more days, watching for the first sign of white. The aroma so turns me on. Nearly completed my new basic playlist, then will do some seriously adventurous ones. Build it and people will come, is that the saying?
Saturn is deep in my soul, has been since that first return. And my Cap ascendant. ‘Bout time it paid it’s way.

PegasusMM Member
Pegasus

Time for a new Hat a new Selfie, a new lipstick 🙂

PiMM Member
Pi

<3 u pegs xxxxxx

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Well I HAVE become a Time Witch.

JilleMM Member
Jille

what a trip. absolutely got it. arrived to work today and was suddenly nauseas. gratefully my boss stepped in and wisely sent me home. I slept 4 hours only to wake to news that they are concerned that I took from the business. The fury that arose in me set me to a tremble. They share little gratitude or acknowledgement for the long days, on basic salary, unpaid hours and relentless devotion to refining my role and that of the team. AND they were bold enough to ask if i was stealing EGGS!?

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

EGGS? Moon in Cancer? lol.

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

What a day!

AriesPiscesLibraMM Member
AriesPiscesLibra

Hey Curmudgeon Saturn

Jokerman
Jokerman

I’ve had a shit of a time. Saturn turned SRx on my Dsc and is now turning SD right on top of my Saturn x2 Return. If that ain’t bad enough Saturn has turned SD in my Progd chart too. My whole life has been Saturn Rx. To all you Cap Moons out there l truly understand. Its also sqd my Nodes. I’ve had Mercury on top of my Merc at same time. This is Sesquiquadrate my Saturn, like a murkier square energy. It’s no understatement to say I’ve been peZZimistic. Its like cubified energy. That and a woman l… Read more »

skarabMM Member
skarab

Old Tahitian proverb: “A crab that walks too far, falls into the pot”

skarabMM Member
skarab

i mean purely within the Venus Rx context

Jokerman
Jokerman

It’s ok. Itsa 30km rail spur to Nowheresville. All part of my weird, and getting weirder, life.
She’s married and that is the end of that! Her Lilith on my Venus; that was crazy.

All this Saturn, Pluto and recent Mars in my 7th has been brought to you by the “Pacific Ocean Enema Co” where their motto is “We Will Clean You Up; No Shit!”

PiMM Member
Pi

Lately I’ve been enjoying looking up cap moons who have “made it” (whatever that means) i.e. who don’t model a low-functioning inner life. Brad Pitt is an example, ok whatever you make of him but he’s a Sadge and it helps me to see examples that cappy moon isn’t a jail sentence fwiw.

Jokerman
Jokerman

I just thought about Cap Moons l know irl. And then of course some on here.

I’ve been going thru unbelievable Saturn / Capricorn stuff. Trapped inside myself. Music has been my refuge even more so. And that is saying something. I odeed on female singers for 2 hours.

This is my first Saturn Return. I missed the first one. So when normal ppl get their 2nd I get my 1st and a quadruple dose at that.
I am fuqd.

GwendolynMM Member
Gwendolyn

Oh Mystic I wish my fingers could fly…
Having terrible trouble with both my thumbs
Locking up, clicking, joints going sideways and bugger it hurts

I’ve lost my opposable

Never had trouble with individual fingers before and don’t start me on my left knee
Good news though my ganglion on my left wrist has just vanished

My body, my friend is acting very quirky at the moment but I am very proud I have given up soft drink forever!

Had a swig three months clean and puked! CURED Hallelujah

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Well done on quitting!

GwendolynMM Member
Gwendolyn

Thank you Lux
Self discipline is very satisfying

Great souls have wills, feeble souls have only wishes

dark starMM Member
dark star

Explains subtle money angst and the sudden development of an xcel spreadsheet for budget at work. Those simple templates are kind of genius actually. Heavy metal magic

socialgraffitiMM Member
socialgraffiti

Natally, I have Saturn retrograde. I am feeling the pressure and am re-organizing everything. I have a big standardized exam this Saturday for grad school applications, so yes, I feel like regular responsibilities are a waste of time. It is Labor Day in the U.S., so I feel as though things are moving incredibly slowly. I want things to be faster-paced especially in terms of my career. I have some larger assignments due this week for the current program I am enrolled in and while I normally would go through these with no trouble, I can’t help but find them… Read more »

Algol
Algol

Your Uranian astrology is my emotional favorite, and you have such obvious Aquarian instincts that it makes sense why. But your Saturn sh*t so often directly snaps me out of my mental funks. It is very direct, earthy, and wise– grown ass and encouraging, and not patriarchal, dirty old man Capricorn. I have the Saturn flu, but I am getting ready to move. I am sick of this retrograde convalescence. Thanks Mystic, for being real lead wisdom on the web.

PiMM Member
Pi

Yeah. Like if someone says “you have to get your shit together” I’m thinking “well, obviously, fuqface, but I’m having trouble doing that” so any crumb in a storm really

PiMM Member
Pi

Wait that is obviously not calling Mm an f face. Gawd. Feeling unbelievably blunt lately, may not translate well

birdMM Member
bird

You’re so well-loved here Pi, I doubt anyone would take what you say and turn it into an insult. I laughed out loud when I read your first response.

GwendolynMM Member
Gwendolyn

I concur x

PiMM Member
Pi

ah shucks.
glad it made you laugh . xx

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Made me laugh too.

LeoniekeMM Member
Leonieke

Join the discussion..ditto with Bird <3.

PiMM Member
Pi

can I also defend capricorn vibes a bit? I get that algol you weren’t having a swipe in that way, like that ofcourse. I just wanted to say that the least controlling, least deluded, most aware and respectful men I have generally dealt with have been caps. I adore their foresight, calmness, ability to solve almost any earthly problem, and giant wierd streak that so many seem to miss. they’re also very loving – it’s just totally non verbal.. it’s the one sign that I feel the safest and least judged around, they see me somehow. i guess there’s a… Read more »

Algol
Algol

Yes, certainly didn’t mean to broadbrush Capricorn as a dirty old man — which is perhaps just my particular take on a shadow quality of more generally Saturn, in fact, not even necessarily Cap. And I will admit that being American, feeling ashamed of my government, I do tend to pin a lot of greed, hoarding, & earth raping on pathological Capricorn qualities of a patriarchal power structure that I think is sociopathic — which maybe even makes it more the Aquarian side of Saturn in a weird way. I will also confess that the sea goat is sign I… Read more »

PiMM Member
Pi

oh, thanks for the heads up about pluto direct. it wasn’t my intention to have you explain your saturn/cap energy comment btw, cos i understood what you meant. but yes whoa i have no idea how you all are coping over there… boggles the mind. tbh i also haven’t had a lot of older men in my life like that either – i’m thinking of my cap contemporaries really, and the odd love interest. but i am unusually charitable towards the Goats. and YES to reinvesting back into the earth. proper caps build for everyone. alas, humility is unfashionable in… Read more »

Algol
Algol

No worries, made it a more interesting discussion…

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

I’ve had low level Saturn flu since birth. My aries ass had to do 45 years before it figure out you. Have. To. Follow. Some rules.

Some.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

We haven’t figure out which ones.

PiMM Member
Pi

The closest to hand is a least-effort place x

adrilizMM Member
adriliz

I totally have the Saturn Flu…ugh

Virgo EllieMM Member
Virgo Ellie

I don’t know if the Saturn Flu applies to me but since August 2017 I have had pain in my legs and now it is in my neck, shoulder and arms. Inflammation that they can’t tell where it is coming from. The last couple of days I have been feeling different. Like it isn’t as bad. Maybe it’s just me being hopeful because it has dragged my a** through the mud. Depressing… but that could be my menopause driving through me. It has been hard. I have no energy. Ugh!

emgMM Member
emg

Oh god I had all that stuff Chiron return menopause Jeso I have never had pain like it all over and nothing like I’ve ever experienced before . Finally found some bio identical hormone replacement and now on full blown hrt. I feel like me again !

Virgo EllieMM Member
Virgo Ellie

EMG… please share your magic. It is horrible how I feel. I miss “me”… What is the bio identical hormone replacement? Yahoo for you feeling better.

PiMM Member
Pi

I was just reading how saturn through 7th can mean that the Other person is beset with things I don’t know about. This is interesting. And, also to progress gently when Saturn is making hard aspects in chart; not pushing. This is going to be the case for most of the cap Saturn season. The other thing I remembered is, to get the transit, to do that house, then do the opposite house. That’s my first. Which makes a lot of sense

PiMM Member
Pi

My tangle with the triple libra started when Saturn was stationing retro and seems to have lifted with mars direct / also Saturn station. Wow. I also realised he has a fire Venus and air mars, like me. But air sun and fire moon. So ok, that’s what it’s like to tangle with air and fire. Prohably good but also so crazy, lol Hmm, maybe it’s a shadow thing… when does saturn get out of shadow? I think I might be part of his Saturn return process Did spontaneously tidy up the bed space though. Was looking for some keys… Read more »

Jokerman
Jokerman

Ich verstehen

PiMM Member
Pi

Gesundheit.

PiMM Member
Pi

I think he has moon square Pluto. By sign, at least. I’m not immune in this dynamic. He’s part of that cohort of men whose planets aspect my Saturn, Pluto, north node, Uranus (sometimes). And because I have zero personal planets in relation other than an IC, it’s triggering af lol. Sorry, I mean an opportunity to take a look in the mirror. These guys are actually teachers for me. And now that I’m sometimes seeing the shape of the shadow, I can also start to see the very strong, beautiful, positive and progressive flipside to all of this

Laura
Laura

Got hit bad by this, today. Tried to work at uni but no dice, slipped into the existential mire. Walking helped – keeping on moving and making sure I filled my ears with relevant-to-uni podcasts. It feels that the time since 2011 (Neptune in Pisces – my Asc) has been learning the balance of where to direct effort and Saturn in Cap (my Moon placement) is the calm, consistent use of effort. Which involves that tough love approach that Caps are notorious for but, when complied with, is surprisingly tender and encouraging. It’s very much the ‘no zero days’ concept… Read more »

PiMM Member
Pi

Relating to your comment Thanks for no zero days share. Just googled it and found an app based on the original Reddit thing , I’m rubbish with productivity apps (just another thing to do, etc) but this might be my level x

gbsMM Member
gbs

Yes, thank you for the mention of “no zero days.” I really like the idea of thanking the “past you” and doing favors for the “future you.”

PlutoMoonMM Member
PlutoMoon

No zero days! Love that. Implementing now. 🙂

scorpiodawnMM Member
scorpiodawn

managed to find some cut price single origin lavazza from brazil in waitrose…and now it looks like its discontinued…waaaah!

FireTryin'MM Member
FireTryin'

Aha! I thought I knew that feeling but was so deep in it that I couldn’t name its relation to Saturn. Mars direct at the far end of my 2nd house and Saturn near the cusp and Pluto in the middle—I’m feeling all kinds of ways about how worthless or worthwhile I am: to myself, to my home, to a bank account, to a lover…all kinds of adjustments to be made. Discovering that I have to work on loving and trusting myself before anything else makes a move.

PiMM Member
Pi

It’s been a bit of a harsh audit yes x

FireTryin'MM Member
FireTryin'

Indeed. I did this visioning exercise yesterday. First focus phrase was “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy…” got through the work of what I was *really* feeling and it was about how ugly and useless and old I feel. So, focus phrase is about loving and trusting myself. Nice words. Not sure how to implement them.

IncenseMM Member
Incense

Been listening to Mellencamp? 🙂

I have felt the same way too, but am working my way out of it gradually. I hope your true worth comes home to you soon. It’s too hard, feeling like that.

FireTryin'MM Member
FireTryin'

Soundtrack of my midwestern youth.

PiMM Member
Pi

awww. ow 🙁 xx
vulnerability is a thing. isn’t it strange, how utterly horrible we can feel on the inside, all that fear and doubt riding us when all we are seeking is acceptance and love. you’re a lovely Fire Tryin’, the definition of love and trust <3 xxxox

IncenseMM Member
Incense

Honestly, you are so kind, you deserve to feel better about yourself and how you’re seen. <3

birdMM Member
bird

Hear hear! <3<3<3

FireTryin'MM Member
FireTryin'

Pi & Incense, thank you. I feel your gentleness and kindness. I receive it with gratitude, and a few tears. <3

GwendolynMM Member
Gwendolyn

Aren’t we all dear Pi looking for love, acceptance and trust that doesn’t betray xxx
We have to learn to love and trust ourselves first
You are a brave, loving and courageous soul xxx

gbsMM Member
gbs

I’m glad I received Mystic’s email about the Saturn Flu before its onset so that I knew what the heck was going on. Forced myself to do some creative work I’ve been avoiding, even though it felt like moving through sludge the entire time and I was questioning my purpose in life while doing so. Will get up and do some more today, to honor Saturn. Like taking an herbal tea when you’ve got the flu. On the other hand, reading poetry about yearning, unfulfilled desires (Shakespeare’s sonnets) was a very resonant experience. (People think those poems are all light… Read more »

libraladyMM Member
libralady

Yep hand up over here in the back corner of the room, I have Saturn flu but I’m also feeling the benefits

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Yeah me too, my body feels a bit achy, but mentally and emotionally I feel better.

ÁNLEIFRMM Member
ÁNLEIFR

Wait… What!?!? Saturn has been in retro?? Holy sh!t

ÁNLEIFRMM Member
ÁNLEIFR

I love that I am a rising cap ☺
I recently discovered a new fascination for crows… Everytime I walk past one I instinctively give a half smile and a head nod to the animalistic symbol of that heavy metal king.

Laura
Laura

I started doing that a little while ago! I hadn’t connected them with Saturn though – mostly Odin and his buddies. Every time I see one I always feel like they’re a little nod back from the Wyrd, like ‘Yup, the path’s still there, underfoot. Keep on.’ I like them a lot, very clever creatures.

RubentMM Member
Rubent

Ahahah, cap rising here too. When I was a kid the town I lived in had such a crow problem that it was sanctioned that people could shoot them. (it was pretty bad – as in come mid end of fall when no leaves were left on the trees it’d look like the branches were lush with black foliage.) I loved them so much, the cacophony of sound. I never dreamed of shooting them, but got such a kick out of clapping at them and they’d all take off and I could direct their flight running after them with my… Read more »

GwendolynMM Member
Gwendolyn

Thank you
Didn’t know crows were totemic for Saturn
That explains the BIG black shiny one that has had its beady eyes on me and stalking my backyard
They give me a shiver of awe and my two chihuahuas are not impressed!

Perhaps Divine Mystic could do a blog on totemic animals for planets?

Librarian soul said search for it…
Perhaps you already have
Gone to look

Jokerman
Jokerman

My Crows have gone crap. A Head Coach and Fitness Trainer have made monumental stuff ups that saw us miss the finals and for which has come no mea culpa.
Stone the Crows (@n Australianism)

GwendolynMM Member
Gwendolyn

My Crows too Jokerman! Stone the Crows indeed lol

RubentMM Member
Rubent

Waking up to stiff fingers like ‘what the effect am I doing/grabbing at on the astral realm?!’ Using simple sound mantras (sat Nam or Sa ta na ma) to help replace unproductive, gloomy, sticky, self defeating thoughts. Got change the frequency before new words and sentences can come. English may still be the language in my head but the patterns of use it’s been under is currently being rewired. Chilling out on the completely unscientific but helpful perspective of mundane Vs cosmic manifestation. A day in heaven is 25 years on earth…i.e. when something doesn’t happen ‘right away’ (see uranian/Einstein… Read more »

PlutoMoonMM Member
PlutoMoon

My back is killllllling me… and have to wait until Tuesday before I can see a chiropractor as tomorrow/Monday here is Labor Day holiday. Such a Saturn SD ailment, lol. And it’s squaring my Sun and MC. Good times.

ÁNLEIFRMM Member
ÁNLEIFR

Take a Himalayan rock salt bath, I guarantee it will help!

PlutoMoonMM Member
PlutoMoon

Took a long, hot soak with epsom salts last night and it definitely helped. 🙂

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

“Nerves quelled by a newly more sage perspective.” yes yes and yes!

Also, standing up straight.

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