How good is this Venus in Virgo?
The Goddess of Love & Beauty is in the sign of exactitude until August 6/7.
So I’m calling this the De-Vamp. Leaving aside relationships for the moment, Venus in Virgo is streamlining beauty and aesthetic. Apply Details Consciousness to the minutiae of laundry, hemlines and – yes- the underwear drawer.
Venus in Virgo Vision super-powers include the ability to detect previously invisible stains or lack of conviction in the words of beauty therapists.
What, you may be wondering already, does this product do? Could the promised result be achieved by something more simple? Spinach, for example. Sleep? An actual orgasm?
The consciousness around what one’s clothes or cosmetics are signalling? Ruthless.
Venus In Virgo Visionary Super Powers Of Stain Detection
Venus in alignment to Saturn knows for sure what time it is. There ain’t no way some shadow part of your psyche, still lurking around in a dimension vaguely resembling the early 2000s, is going to be let in charge of the purchases.
It is not the high-noon-on-the-ranch nonchalant disdain for stupid regimes of – say – Venus in Sagittarius. Nor is Venus in Virgo the full-deal Terra Mater of Venus in Taurus.
Venus in Virgo wants to do something. Obsess over cracked toenails, for example. Or go on a google research bender about comedogenic products and electric hair brushes.
With the latter, do the benefits outweigh the E.M.F. factor? Electric slippers – a good concept for stimulating circulation and reflexology points or an early senility indicator?
Venus in Virgo Will Not Let Shadow Selves Do The Beauty Shopping For You
But Venus in Virgo is not an add-on dynamic a la the revamp vibe of Venus in Leo. It’s minus this and subtract that to see what happens. If something is not efficient, it’s out. But beyond that, Venus in Virgo is well aware that ancient mascara and it’s equally decrepit sister products can poison you.
Is it good to go to bed slathered in product to take advantage of the nocturnal cellular renewing cycle? Or terrible because the skin needs to breathe? Venus in Virgo is perfectly capable of de-vamping the entire aesthetic regime and starting over. Potential Culprits: Unflattering clothes that signal ennui or desperation. Pillows that could have their horror microbe channel on YouTube if you could but microscopically view them. “Who the fuq did I think I was that day?” make-up purchases.
The Venus in Virgo of last decade would likely have been a scrubber – exhibiting a religious devotion to exfoliation. In 2018, she knows that the skin is the gut turned inside out. And the contemporary V in V is more likely to be swayed by beauty company values than slick marketing or a sucky magazine article. Venus in Virgo is, of course, a devotee of anything D.I.Y. but also of scientifically legit substances.
Going with a Venus in Virgo De-Vamp regime may be a brilliant move this month. It could also be the perfect excuse to not go out on the Full Moon Eclipse Friday 27/Saturday 28. It’s a regime. You can’t just stop your facial muscle toning exercises halfway through.
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