But it’s a lengthy one, with approximately 16 hours to go as I type this. It is not the optimal time for a shopping bender. The only people it’s not going to affect are those with a Leo Moon sign.
If you make even one impulse ‘special purchase’ with a Moon like this, you could be buying something for a parallel life version of yourself. I am not joking.
Can you recall your top three idiotic, personality delusion fuelled purchases? I betcha they would have all been during a Void Moon in Leo.
You can buy anything you want for the parallel life version of yourself. Music you listen to once. A fragrance sold to you by a Qi Vampire who fuqed your aura.
A pet that needs dirt to dig in when you live in a penthouse. Memorabilia for something you want to forget. A device that will irritate more than it delights.
You Buy Fragrance From A Qi Vampire Who Fuqed Your Aura
But fashion is the chief dud purchase for a Void Moon in Leo.
Other prospective purchases? A cocktail dress when you don’t drink cocktails. Or you do but in seclusion with your animals at your haunted mansion.
Alternatively, shoes for the parallel-reality-galaxy you who gets driven everywhere or can fly.
A color that is so unflattering you get “are you okay?” rather than any version of a compliment.
Something so tight, itchy and synthetic it causes a scary rash, but you did not care because your parallel-reality-galaxy lover would think it was HOT.
A jacket you cannot raise your arms in, but you did not care because you wanted it — fuq unsuitability.
This Void Moon in Leo alert is for real. Why are Leo Moon signs immune? Because they might be able to stage an inspired purchase/style statement during this weird vortex.
Image: David Armstrong – Self Service Magazine