Uranus Changing Sign? It’s Chaos Tripping. Any machine that can turn screw seems to be doing it. It’s as if High Vibe, whacked out Shaman-From-The-Future energy has just paired straight into the machinery of everything. Except the government. Uranus changing signs operates like a gigantic and more strange Mercury Retrograde. The message you sent yesterday still has not arrived. But you suddenly understand the meaning of what someone said to you aeons ago.
But it’s not just appliances breaking down and conking out. So too are relationships. Not every single relationship going, of course. Just the attachments that are out of time. Their era expired and they could not update. This is not the chthonic upheaval of Pluto. Nor is it the nebulous, beautiful mist of a Neptune attraction being polluted by toxic miasma. Uranus Vibe is more an overload of Qi zapping into every system available. The ones that can handle the input benefit fast. Cue rad ideas, restlessness and shocks off everything metal. Bonus: It short circuits zombie crushes.
Sudden Onset Allergy To Synthetics
The patented, extra-weird Uranian subversion of the everyday makes for a foreign soap opera without subtitles atmosphere. Does your dishwasher have alien DNA in it? On what planet does ‘same day repair’ mean ‘that year’? Explanations for things conking out that make no logical sense but could be applied to your psyche. As it’s the Dark Moon as well, the House-Witching and domestic symbolism factor is massive. You’re inspired as fuq but working on multiple levels amid electric chaos. You generate genius in a swirling vortex of things crapping out and erratic characters. Sudden Onset Allergy to synthetic food and conversation is just part of the deal. Theory: That Uranus changing sign causes some sort of a velocity shift in Dark Matter and that our particles respond.
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