Uranus signs are generational rather than personal as the rad planet stays a constellation for seven years all up. But Uranus changing signs is chaotic. It’s Chaos Tripping. Any machine that can turn screw seems to be doing it. It’s as if High Vibe, whacked-out Shaman-From-The-Future energy has just paired straight into the machinery of everything. Except for the government. Uranus changing signs operates like a gigantic and more strange Mercury Retrograde. The message you sent yesterday still has not arrived. But you suddenly understand the meaning of what someone said to you eons ago.
But it’s not just appliances breaking down and conking out. So too are relationships. Not every single link, of course. Only the attachments that are out of time. Their era expired, and they could not update. It is not the chthonic upheaval of Pluto. Nor is it the nebulous, beautiful mist of a Neptune attraction being polluted by toxic miasma. Uranus Vibe is more an overload of Qi zapping into every system available. The ones that can handle the input benefit fast. Cue rad ideas, restlessness, and shocks off everything metal. Bonus: It short circuits zombie crushes.
Sudden Onset Allergy To Synthetics
The patented, extra-weird Uranian subversion of every day makes for a foreign soap opera without subtitles atmosphere. Does your dishwasher have alien DNA in it? On what planet does ‘same day repair’ mean ‘that year’? Explanations for things conking out that make no logical sense but could be applied to your psyche. As it’s the Dark Moon as well, the House-Witching and domestic symbolism factor are massive. You’re inspired as fuq but working on multiple levels amid electric chaos. You generate genius in a swirling vortex of things crapping out and erratic characters. Sudden Onset Allergy to synthetic food and conversation is just part of the deal. Theory: That Uranus changing sign causes some velocity shift in Dark Matter and that our particles respond.
It is at times like this that you often cleave more to your generation. Or, in other words, people with the same Uranus signs.
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