Sexually Transmitted Karma? Nothing says Dark Moon with Chiron at the end of the Zodiac like googling for “vaginal exorcist.”  How did this all begin? Innocently enough.

Vis a vis When Your Hair Is Psychic, a Mega Mystic member sent tidings of a really interesting sounding book – Invincible Living – by a Kundalini Yoga teacher, Guru Jagat.  The pertinent hair comment:

“Hair maintains the body’s electromagnetic field and acts as an antenna for the aura (think Avatar movie). Hair is the only instrument that directly feeds vitamin D from the sun straight into the brain.

The brain needs more vitamin D than any other organ of the body. This kind of concentrated solar energy also stimulates the pineal gland, the gland of enlightenment. So as part of yogic practice, hair has a very special place.

In Kundalini Yoga you see a lot of practitioners letting their hair grow to its fullest length. This is because uncut hair collects energy and acts as a shield and extension of your nervous system.”

Yes, absolutely.

But then…this.

Sexually Transmitted Karma

“The second arcline, which occurs only in women, traces a radiant semicircle between the nipples. This one holds lineal information that you magnetically pass down to your offspring during the breast-feeding period. When you have sex with a man—even if it’s just once—his whole aura and genetic lineal code imprints onto that second arcline. Now, this information isn’t to make you feel bad or ashamed if you had a couple of wild run-ins in whatever decade that was. But it is an important piece of information for men and women to understand when they are making intelligent decisions bout sex.

 

My personal belief is that the reason we have this kind of imprinting mechanism is so that we can get the whole download of epigenetic, psychic, and lineal codes of the man. If, for instance, you were to have a baby with this man, you would have all of the lineal, genetic, and Akashic codings to pass down to the baby—vital information if you want to make a family. But that’s a little inconvenient if you’re having sex with someone you might not want to see ever again! In the past, these teachings were used in a very Victorian, lock-up-your-sex-drive way to scare women out of casual sex.”

 

According to this theory – that i am personally vehemently resistant to for a variety of reasons – If a woman is having penetrative copulation with a male, she picks up his karma and that of his male forbears.  But not vice versa. It sounds like a spooky horror story.  Not to mention unfair. Where is Nineties Germaine Greer when you need her? I know there are Yogis lurking in the Comments. Is this for real? Or is it like a left-over relic from patriarchal days?

It gives the Feng Shui Your Vagina post fresh relevance. If not actual urgency.

Image: Emmanuel Giraud