And…I’d like to thank Jupiter turning Retro in Scorpio for the catering. Seriously, it’s like this influence wants us all to have more heft, to impressively shake the ground like Thor when we walk and to have Buddha-like bellies to shield our lit up chakras.
Jupiter turning Retro is not just an appetite surge for food. Think also sex, shopping and occult knowledge. It’s annoying that sugar blocks aura receptors so all you get are low-level etheric parasites. So who else is using Compulsions Catering this week? Shopping with an eye for glitter? Obsessively drawn to niche esoteric content all of a sudden?
And yes, go ahead and blame Jupiter turning Retro. It’s going to be fun when Mars arrives in Capricorn in ten days. Thoughts? NO...Recipes?
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