“Kylie Jenner had a baby,” said the girl behind the counter in the bikini shop. I looked at her, trying to decipher the intent of this statement. Her vibe was Mutable, mercurial, with kinetic energy and nervy gesticulations. This conversation could go anywhere.
“You look like you know things,” she said. And i then i realised she needed help. She was early 20s and attractive but wired, like in the aftermath of too much champagne, Space Dust and – i sensed – a bad man situation. As if telepathic, she said she had been dating a degenerate arsehole, who kept trying to get her to “do things with his friends on yachts” that she didn’t want to do.
She wanted to know if i thought she should break her lease, tell all this to the real estate agent to get out of the lease and move back home with her parents. She was sounding panicked. She said was going on “another date with another man tonight, one of his other friends” because, you know, fuq the degenerate arsehole who wanted her to be be a yacht girl.
And then, fingering little triangles of silvery metallic super-costly bikini substance, i channelled Saturn. I said that the real estate agent wouldn’t care how strung out her dating escapades had made her and that i thought moving home would be a bad idea. Her whole face had drooped and paled when said said the word “home” – home was not home, you could tell. She was a Mutable wanting to just run.
“Are you a Gemini?”
“O.M.G yes.” I said to stay put, don’t date/party for at least a week (she was super young), block the degenerate arsehole, sell some of the clothes he “inspired” her to buy to catch up with rent, try to meditate with an app or something and get some sleep. She was aghast; “how did you know he got me to buy clothes? They’re designer but discounted, off a friend of his.”
Then she said that she did not went to let D.A down as he was expecting her to go to this thing and meet his friends. I said that no doubt he had other girls who would fill the position and that Gemini people officially needed to reset their vibe in February. She said she would. It was like she just needed someone who “knew things” to validate that it was okay to rest, to sleep, to not perform and play the ‘sexy girl’ role, let alone the rest of whatever that relationship entailed.
We hugged, i left the shop, i hadn’t bought anything but i think i just channelled Saturn.
My theory: if you likewise “know things”, Saturn in Capricorn is a good time to share with them people who don’t yet know them. Thoughts?
Image: Leonora Carrington
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