Okay so the site was super slow today and timing out – despite being on super stable server and all. WHY you may ask? Indeed i nearly sent my Multiple Sagittarius developer mad asking him this. An astrological lesson here: Mercury in Aries loathes being unable to type/talk/text/blog/write/communicate. So if you were frustrated, i am so sorry but i was incandescent with frustration.
So first i obviously cussed out Mercury Retrograde – this one has been particularly weird, as the Daily Mystic emails and Horoscopes are chronicling – and then i accused my Multiple Sagittarius Developer of having screwed up an update or of doing something experimental that only coders like but which does nothing for site performance. Then i thought, right it must be one person just bashing away at the Oracle or Tarot a thousand times in a row. Because that happens.
But no it was ME in a Mars in Virgo frenzy of decluttering. I decided to delete “dead” memberships and also double check people who might have email addresses not the same as the ones their Daily Mystic go to or who had an expired membership but were still getting access blah blah. So i had tonnes of tabs open and my Gemini daughter with fingers flying furiously around lap top – also obviously managing to check Instagram, Snapchat and cue the correct music – sorting this out.
Turns out doing a trillion things at once in this mode can damage the database so the situation today was entirely of my making. THIS is what Mercury Retro in orb of Saturn and Uranus looks like. Lessons – Accountability – Tech Slow Downs AND the ex-partners buzzing about on the periphery.
So this delayed the View All Option for Horoscopes BUT Tarik says that will be up by the weekend. So you will be able to choose to view your horoscopes by your sign or by the week/day whatever. But the archives WILL be all under your sign. So if you want to look up two weeks ago next January – you know what i mean – you would need to go to the – say – Libra section.
So sorry – this is all fixed now and there are reforms under way for faster performance in 2018. But those spikes above – Mars in Virgo baby, Mars in Virgo.
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