The Surprising Reason Why The Site Was Slow Today And…

Filed in Uranus

Okay so the site was super slow today and timing out – despite being on super stable server and all. WHY you may ask? Indeed i nearly sent my Multiple Sagittarius developer mad asking him this. An astrological lesson here: Mercury in Aries loathes being unable to type/talk/text/blog/write/communicate. So if you were frustrated, i am so sorry but i was incandescent with frustration.

So first i obviously cussed out Mercury Retrograde – this one has been particularly weird, as the Daily Mystic emails and Horoscopes are chronicling – and then i accused my Multiple Sagittarius Developer of having screwed up an update or of doing something experimental that only coders like but which does nothing for site performance. Then i thought, right it must be one person just bashing away at the Oracle or Tarot a thousand times in a row. Because that happens.

But no it was ME in a Mars in Virgo frenzy of decluttering. I decided to delete “dead” memberships and also double check people who might have email addresses not the same as the ones their Daily Mystic go to or who had an expired membership but were still getting access blah blah. So i had tonnes of tabs open and my Gemini daughter with fingers flying furiously around lap top – also obviously managing to check Instagram, Snapchat and cue the correct music – sorting this out.

Turns out doing a trillion things at once in this mode can damage the database so the situation today was entirely of my making. THIS is what Mercury Retro in orb of Saturn and Uranus looks like. Lessons – Accountability – Tech Slow Downs AND the ex-partners buzzing about on the periphery.

So this delayed the View All Option for Horoscopes BUT Tarik says that will be up by the weekend. So you will be able to choose to view your horoscopes by your sign or by the week/day whatever. But the archives WILL be all under your sign.  So if you want to look up two weeks ago next January – you know what i mean – you would need to go to the – say – Libra section.

So sorry – this is all fixed now and there are reforms under way for faster performance in 2018. But those spikes above – Mars in Virgo baby, Mars in Virgo.

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ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Hahaha I wonder if those times coincided with my ‘research’ on the Tarot and Oracle about my future with the Hot Muso of As Yet Unknown Sign 🙂 🙂

loubuzMM Member
loubuz

The Oracle needs a massage and a week in Hawaii

PiMM Member
Pi

Not with a mars in Virgo boss it’s not hahaha

PiMM Member
Pi

Although if it is a Pisces it will be smart and book the holiday anyway lol

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Ha ha, brilliant

CentaurusMM Member
Centaurus

That sounds like essential Mercury retrograde meets dark Moon meets void Saturn work to me…

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

At first it wasn’t seen but the overgrown lane, replete with hedges as threatening as gargoyles, appeared dank and foreboding. Winding it’s way down, you got the feeling, you were being transported back. Back? Familiar and best forgotten was what l kept thinking.

Then my mate, Quicksilver said, “Drink ya coffee Mullet Face!”.

PiMM Member
Pi

Quicksilver is wise to the ways of the caff.

dark starMM Member
dark star

Is too many tabs a piscean problem? Some ppl look at my phone and almost throw up, especially Virgos. Or an aqua merc thing?

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Too many tabs, or pills, will make you throw up.

dark starMM Member
dark star

Hahahaha
I’m not going to say that hasn’t happened age 22

PiMM Member
Pi

I hit 98 tabs recently and was running average around 75… Then something happened and they were all wiped. I was a bit relieved. Amazingly I missed nothing. My reasoning is that it is an info hoarding thing. Not sure. Or… Just a modern thing

dark starMM Member
dark star

Oh ugh info hoarding…do I need to feng shui my phone (lights sage)

dark starMM Member
dark star

I must say 98 is rather impressive pi

flowerchild
flowerchild

I do this, too. ‘Information hoarding’ is an interesting way of putting it, pi! …..rings true!

I don’t know if it’s a Piscean thing or not, though. I have Pisces Moon. I also have Mercury in Aqua in the 9th, so a pretty active brain… and Crab rising, which may make one a bit ‘clutter-y’?

LiliMM Member
Lili

Your ex has the Galactic Center rising- it is 26-27 Sagg and said to be a portal for ETs, angels, etc.

Pallas retro is on Uranus in Aries- bloody battles out of nowhere. Believe that’s what triggered a crazy work scene.

Scorpy
Scorpy

Gem NN in 6th house. Moon in Saggo in 11th house.

Mars in Virgo – notebooks and lists everywhere

Guilty of information hoarding

GemyogiMM Member
Gemyogi

Mercury keyring gratitude!! Got a call out of the blue from a former superannuation company about a chunk of old superannuation I didn’t know about… asked them to send me a rollover form because I’ve got a new super account (ethical super)!! So I’ll have an extra few 1000s in my superannuation account I wasn’t expecting (I asked about whether I could just withdraw it, rather than rolling it over, but preservation age is 59… which is only 5 something years… lol)
KA-CHING!

Sandra FairleyMM Member
Sandra Fairley

I’m so bloody grateful I have this site, I don’t care if it’s slow and frankly I applaud your consistent attempts at improving. Fix your crown.

LadyLehMM Member
LadyLeh

Perfectly put!

Ren
Ren

I’m mercury in aries as well and hate the fact that my iphone keys are soo small. It drives me nuts especially since I type so fast! My mind is racing and just.. need.. to get it all out when texting. Too many autocorrect errors to swich it back on.

I’ve received my wealth wallet and LOVE it! Thank you Mystic. It will go to good use!

HowdyhihiMM Member
Howdyhihi

Hi mystic. I have a tendency to leave multiple pages open in the web browser in my iPhone as a bookmark / to refer back to. I’ve noticed when I leave the tarot page open it constantly refreshes the page when I’m in safari as the cards will change. Since the last iOS update it’s refresh rate seems to be faster, too. I just used to let it do that, cause I didn’t realise it was a huge site drain. Probably a huge data / battery drain too…

flowerchild
flowerchild

I’m feeling the accountability part, and it’s right in my face regarding finances today. It’s making me feel irritable and trapped. Maybe it’s Saturn in Sag touring my 6th pinging NN in Leo which is touring my 2nd house? I can’t figure out exactly why this is coming to a head right now…. I’m feeling that Moon conjunct Mars in Scorp today, too, which is right at the end of my 4th house…..Grrrrrr! I’m glad I’ll be spending the day alone because I might just rip someone’s head off, otherwise. Tech glitches, check. I keep having to reboot my wifi… Read more »

LiliMM Member
Lili

Your ex has the Galactic Center rising- it is 26-27 Sagg and said to be a portal for ETs, angels, etc.

Pallas retro is on Uranus in Aries- bloody battles out of nowhere. Believe that’s what triggered a crazy work scene.

flowerchild
flowerchild

Yeah, because the ex is into astrology, he knows his ascendant is the galactic center and he feels really special around that. It’s kind of funny… He’s definitely a ‘traveler’ of sorts, old hippie guy who was at Woodstock (the first one!) and all that… an unique and interesting person..

Ah! Thanks for pointing out the Pallas/Uranus thing. I was looking at the astro for that day and trying to find what made it so crazy and couldn’t see anything….this makes sense!

dark starMM Member
dark star

I love this haha. This merc is ultra karmic and multi dimensional shall we say. My main techno hitch was going to a concert with a coworker despite office gossip, a platonic friendship for me. I arrived to at the venue late, proceeded to drop my phone and the screen went black. Found out from Apple that the cheap)ish) 3rd party repair I made 6 months ago was super janky and the display underneath was disattached etc. I got a sinking feeling as soon as I realized I would be hanging out with work friend the whole night sans phone,… Read more »

dark starMM Member
dark star

And self accountability

maeveMM Member
maeve

Hehehehe just had to say, i didn’t bash away at your site yesterday, but was doing it at work and kept having it freeze, close page, re-open page….. felt like i accomplished very little on the 12th & 13th….. so understand clearing out the shed/computer…. my rising Virgo always wants it tidy and my sun Cap says it needs to be done NOW…..
On the positive side, only a few more days till everyone takes a break….. come on boxing day…

babysinclairMM Member
babysinclair

As long as we are all owning up to our shit here…I am totes guilty of bashing away at the oracle sometimes. Bad Scorpio! Sooo knowing it messes with the site will give me the extra impetus to limit myself.

dark starMM Member
dark star

I feel like the oracle has a personality and rolls it’s eyes at my inane scorpionic questions “what should be strategy be for tonight/ my activity /outfit

babysinclairMM Member
babysinclair

I know right!!! Too funny

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

When is mercury direct???? I usually dont have problems with mercury retro (born with it) but this has been a doozy of epic proportions. Continual internet drop out (try being a Saggi mercury/sun/jupiter all in 3 degrees- which Mercury is reversing over as I speak (type?) actually – and not being able to communicate – borderline suicidal within half an hr) which the provider has been trying to fix for days. Three major essays due on weekend. Can’t access any materials /drafts stored in cloud because my phone internet doesn’t recognise the password (wtf?) can’t reset passwords on phone (???).… Read more »

Scorpio_RisingMM Member
Scorpio_Rising

This has been one retrograde season!

Scorpio_RisingMM Member
Scorpio_Rising

This has been one helluva of a retrograde season!

FirewaterMM Member
Firewater

Hell yes. I don’t recall any MR in recent memory rattling me so much. Dark moon protocol?*hah* have had multiple chest infections back to back, asthma,steriods, emphsymic sounding cough, insommnia from the meds and massive work deliverables that are unrealistic and have me burning many midnights of oil- that no doubt need to be redone when MR is over. Every tech device has either crapped itself and needs servicing or replacing. I even had a geek do a house visit to fix/sort stuff- he was useless and it was expensive. Don’t even get me started on coworkers colluding my downfall… Read more »

AqualadyMM Member
Aqualady

Oh the ex-partners buzzing around. After an ex and I had words this site was just the balm I needed to calm me. Bloody Merc retro making me fester.- it’s just gone over my asc. I knew I had spoken too soon when I said I was relishing the things it was bringing. Me thinks it’s the lessons I needed. Question about the scopes Mystic – are we able to scroll/tab sideways at all from each sign page – kind of like the previous/next link at the bottom of this post? When I read my rising sign I also read… Read more »

Libra9
Libra9

The new site is driving me nuts as I have to log in every single time and I never check my rising sign because the illustrations for each sign have put me off and Libra is so un-Libra but I know how much effort, love, sweat and tears you have invested and will take a breath … and Merry Festive Season Christmas Australian Heatwave xxx

notMuggleMM Member
notMuggle

Ha that’s funny because I have been so restrained at using the Oracle for fear of crashing the site as am dealing with weird things atm and need guidance. Was also wondering if I ran out of data, again. Am glad it’s not me 🙂

milleunanotteMM Member
milleunanotte

A Piscean and a Gemini, on their own trajectories, together fqing up the server or whatever.

No drama, MM. Fam is the thing, music is the thing and it’s YOUR site. You and your fam’s…you earn it, and you make it.

I quite love the explanation/reason. It’s so astro perfect. Paying peeps (and i know i haven’t accessed as much as i want to, even) know it’s about You, the Boss, supporting your family and yourself. First and foremost. And that’s because you truly deliver, support, give space to your clients.

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