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“Baroness Rebay would like very much to have you buy her a copy of Your Dog’s Astrological Horoscope…Will you please send it to her as promptly as you can?”

I like the Baroness.  She was a Gemini, an abstract artist and apparently interested in “diverse spiritual and religious ideas.”  This was often the euphemism of the day for magic, astrology, witchy-poo stuff and so on.

But i am not sure if either my cat or my dog would be very much interested in their horoscopes.  I think they are hooked straight into Sun, Moon and Star Rays. The cat is Aquarius – extremely affectionate to the point of drooling and purring if you ignore her but will hiss back at you if you do something nice such as letting her in from a storm or feeding her.  The dog? Aries. Headstrong and courageous, consistently baited by the Aquarius.

Both star gaze and particularly at Arcturus + Saturn, which is odd.

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amazonalison
amazonalison

My dog is a Scorpio moon square Neptune in Aquarius, and he is a sex addict, so there’s that.

bosslady
bosslady

My cat is a Taurus and is the most affectionate cat I’ve ever had. She even likes belly rubs. She doesn’t meow very loud, it’s more like a little trill – a little reminder she’s there. Plus, her fur is the softest. She’s also a tuxedo cat but probably mixed with something like a Maine Coon because her fur is so long and fluffy and just smells like heaven. I love this cat, in case you couldn’t tell!

Blanca
Blanca

My beagle mix was six weeks old in mid July when she was adopted, so my best guess is she is a Gemini. And she acts it to a tee. She’s very quick witted and understands vocal cues better than other dog I’ve met. Super sociable to the point that she ignores her humans when there are strangers or other friends in the room. conversely will get into weird funks where she turns her back on us and glares out the window for a few min. Those are usually short lived and she will eventually prance back into my arms… Read more »

Virgonator
Virgonator

My former cat was born sometime in April and more Aries than is imaginable, almost. He and I had an extended war over whether he would tear a hole in my apartment wall. I lost. #bestcatever

Ren
Ren

I couldn’t have picked a more appropriate chart for my bulldog Frankie. She’s got heavy water in her chart. Triple scorpio and lots of fire going on as well. Her moon in aries, venus in scorpio and mars in leo. She super affectionate- i’m talking all day long kisses and cuddling. She will dig her head under my arm to cop a cuddle at any available opportunity. I’ve never had a dog that wants so much attention. But all 70lb is the perfect lap dog for me and I always think she was sent to me for a reason

tw:leo
tw:leo

i was JUST thinking about this yesterday. i’d always thought that my female cat was a libra; a few weeks ago i found her papers and she’s a gemini, born 24 may. her moon is libra, however. not sure of the birth details of our other cat, though he joined the fam in pisces season.

emg
emg

Had a jack Russell. She was my dog as in we hit it off completely and were in total sync. Pisces sun of course. I adored that mutt. She was so utterly cool. Very much her own person but very tuned into me. I sort of never had to utter a word to her. She just knew. Her daughter a Capricorn was a born worrier. And needy and fretful and very intelligent to the point of obsessive. She was super athletic too but I never had the ultimate bond with her that I had with the Pisces. She spent most… Read more »

PlutoMoon
PlutoMoon

I have a tuxedo cat, male, age 2, that is so jacked up. He was found as a stray as a kitten, and we adopted him from the shelter at 8 weeks old. They guestimated his birthday as 3/16/15. His chart is a wack as he is – Pisces sun, unaspected!, Mars conj Uranus in Aries on the SN and square Saturn in Sagg, Moon in Aqua square Venus in late Aries, serious King of the Jungle issues with Jupiter in Leo. He is a mess and can flip from sweet and loving one minute to holy terror tearing apart… Read more »

Ellie M
Ellie M

My parents had two King Charles Cavaliers, half brother and half sister. The girl was a Capricorn, very stable and reserved. The boy was an aquarius, friendly to the extreme – everyone adored him, and the whole neighbourhood was in mourning when he died. An example I like to give of their differences was when we took them to the beach. The cap would hide by my legs, terrified of losing us and any oncoming dogs were treated with suspicion. The aquarian boy was a social butterfly. Once he was off the lead, we wouldn’t see him for at least… Read more »

Ellie M
Ellie M

My cockerspaniel ‘Phoebe’ is a 0 degrees sun conjunct Uranus in aries. She’s absolutely mental, in a quirky energetic sort of way. She had the name Phoebe before I got her, but I like to think it’s no coincidence that she’s not far off the Friends character Phoebe. Over the years we’ve said “she’s still a puppy, she’ll grow out of this manic phase”…but seven years later and she’s still got energy to burn and bounce around the place. She’s not a cuddly sort, but she has her tender moments – mars in pisces.

TedtheKitty
TedtheKitty

My cat Topher was a rescue, along with his sister. I got them on July 30, 2015. They appeared to be about 4 weeks old at the time, so I’m not sure….although he certainly seems very Cancerian! He obviously has great attachment to me and my Mother, definitely has his habits & routines and is probably the most affectionate cat I’ve ever owned. But he also can be very manipulative, lol, and sure knows how to make you feel guilty! I’ve always wished I knew his actual birth date.

dark star
dark star

Our family Portuguese waterdog is Libran, I must figure out her moon! She’s v Libran down to her alarmingly white teeth, style when effortlessly bounding over the couch/ tall furniture, and love for paper.

Ellie M
Ellie M

Haha, my dog also has amazing straight white teeth and she has libra moon. She’s also incredibly good looking, and does she know it. She actually poses for the camera when people stop her in the park haha

dark star
dark star

Hahaha! That’s wonderful. Past life models?

Omg Zoe is in this dog walking group that gets videoed too. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcq5wbiHw0r/
She’s the one lounging (casually) in the front

Venusian_Liaison
Venusian_Liaison

I have two Cancer Sun/Aries moon gorgeous persian cats. They are so needy yet independent all at once!

babysinclair
babysinclair

I LOVE THIS. Your animal companions are beautiful Mystic!!! And it’s fun to see the odd glimpse of your life! My dog has a Pisces sun and a Capricorn moon and he’s a total mush, but with a kind of seriousness about him. Loves napping, being a guard dog and going on long walks but we can’t take him off leash because he will wander. He definitely has vivid dreams and acts them out in his sleep. I wish I knew my cat’s sign!

saturnplutoflux
saturnplutoflux

Scorpio rescue kitten…devoted and only male companion for 2+ years. When i finally met a human male and had him over, devoted kitty literally sh*t on my pillow and never.spoke.to me. AGAIN. …(moved in with the blue healer next door…)

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

OMG

sphinx
sphinx

I’m dying, best astro pet story ever!! Tragic but so.. Scorpio!!! Lol!

saturnplutoflux
saturnplutoflux

luckily the blue healer’s human was already quite fond of him and didn’t mind acquiring another pet 🙂 But he would literally walk past me in the driveway looking in the opposite direction!!

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

wow!

Starbaies
Starbaies

Wow is right! Yeesh!

dark star
dark star

Mic drop

SoVeryGemini
SoVeryGemini

Both our animals are strays, so I must guess. Miranda the cat has big peridot green eyes and is a Tortie. When she wants attention, you are commanded to stop and give the love. Otherwise, please leave her alone thxverymuch. She sleeps on me every night, loves her routine and is rather protective of us. So? Virgo? Henry is new to the family, just over a month now. Our neighbour found him running; we think he was abandoned. He’s a year-ish Shit-tzu/PoodleX and is learning to respect Miranda’s space. He has bonded with me and freaks when I leave, sleeps… Read more »

FireTryin'
FireTryin'

They said our dog was 6 months when we adopted her in August a few years ago. An Aquarius. She is a beagle mix with jack russell and lab. On the small side and seems to have none of the bad behaviors of any of the above breeds. She is lovely to guests but then goes off to a corner to curl up and rest. Her coloring and the way she holds herself make me think of an early 20th century gendarme. She just seems French to me when she’s at attention! She doesn’t cuddle, generally seems to hate being… Read more »

sphinx
sphinx

What beautiful pets!!! Gorgeous MM. 😀 We serve two of the most amazing cats – Australian Mists bought for my asd boy (they were the only breed I could find that were bred partly for personality and health). The male I chose partly for his astrology. He is a Leo with Sun-Jupe conjunct. Moon in Cancer. Virgo Asc. He is sunny, warm and extrovert, as you would expect and of course he is a big sook too. He isn’t too smart as cats go, he was quite premmie – but he is amazing in the etheric realms. Shaman cat! I… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

this is what quite worries me about having cats, how to keep them home safe…

sphinx
sphinx

Hey beautiful, in Oz it’s advisable to have a car run I think as cats have killed 50 species or so. Baby Girl is 99% indoors and apprehensive about unpleasant things on her paws like… grass. It was hopefully the first and last time!

sphinx
sphinx

Cat Run! Because precisely of car runs..

Queen of Disks
Queen of Disks

My precious dog is a Leo, appropriately named Rex. He has a regal bearing and is beautifully symmetrically colored. My observations of Leo/Cap (me, in this case) relationships always appear to have some emotional friction. If I were a less secure person I would have developed a complex where he’s concerned- he’s very attritional when it comes to getting or not getting the attention he wants. He will literally turn his back on me as a show of disapproval but will come hunt me down if I pay attention to something else. Probably a reflection of his Cancer Moon. I… Read more »

Lili
Lili

My kits are Ginger- they were born April – but are strays so it’s all anecdotal.

She is très jalouse of any other girls- including my son’s girlfriend. But she warmed up eventually.

She narrows her pretty green eyes and – looks daggers. Maybe she’s a Scorp Moon. LOL!

Both are very affectionate and loyal to each other and to us.

But spotting an intruder on the home turf- en garde! The hissing is fierce!

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Moon Scorp with Deathray Stare!

cort
cort

BEAUTIFUL CREATURES!!!!

Jokerman
Jokerman

I miss every dog I’ve had something to do with. 2 Shepherds. 2 Black Labs. A Dal. I stayed with my son who has a German Short Haired Pointer. He reckons it went to the bed l slept in for days after l left. I dont know it’s astro. I must get another dog to find me. Something really genuine about them.

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

I just know my cat is leo rising

flowerchild
flowerchild

I SO WISH I had the birth details of my cat! All I know is she was born ‘in the winter’, according to my brother, so that doesn’t leave much to go on. She was such a magical little being. She was my family/my familiar for 14 years. I still grieve her, it’s been 11 years… She was a long hair tabby, what we might call a Maine coon or Norwegian forest cat and definitely loved being outside. She was so smart and agile and an ace hunter, and all round badass, but so loving and sensitive and telepathic and… Read more »

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

Oh, I love Maine Coons!! They are so sweet and intelligent. When I went to some cat shows I was really in awe of how HUGE some of the purebred ones are. I like the low maintenance aspect of my cat when it comes to size and fur (no shedding with Rexes) but if I ever move out of the city I would love to get a Maine Coon.

flowerchild
flowerchild

Aw! 🙂 Yes, they are bigger cats and have a LOT of fur, so they look even bigger. They’re adapted to be in the snow, and have a lot more fur on their undersides. My cat had layers and layers of fur, but she didn’t shed as much as you would think. She spent a lot of time outside, though, so maybe she shed there, and she was fastidious about grooming herself, so maybe that helped. I would get another cat like this in a heartbeat but can’t have any pets in this apartment.. I checked out your kitty! So… Read more »

Pi
Pi

Our little sweet mini dog was a Pisces, and I think he had a very adventurous moon. But very attached to his favourite people. After he discovered cars, which meant New Horizons, he was 110% committed to the road trip. His favourite walks were the equivalent of 100 dog-kilometres (60 dog-miles). As a terrier his bloodlust was formidable but his exploits were limited to soft toys, which he eviscerated with Darwinian satisfaction. Although I’m fairly sure that trait extends to most born under the sign “dog”… 🙂

MissDee
MissDee

PS: Totally off topic.
@Mystic will we get a post on Saturn sq Sun as you have passed the exacted degree of it?
I am really curious. Sorry to be a nag 🙂

MissDee
MissDee

Mine are strays so I don’t know. My idea, based on the “extimated number of months” that the vet told me when I found them (in separate momemt) is that Bruno (male cat, 3 years old) is a Libra and Nina (female cat, 8 months old) is an Aries. And they totally fit the portrait: Bruno is super social, he loves people and he’s very good looking. Everyone that sees him goes on and on on how good looking his rare green eyes are. Also he’s very picky with food and how his litter must be fresh and spotless. Nina… Read more »

Pegasus
Pegasus

Devastated if i see a dead bird on the road or possum yet, injured- to- the- point -of- dead peoples do not affect my psyche ….mmmm, a Saggi trait maybe, a preference for animals to humans? That sweet smooth head in pix looks like a Golden Retriever, the blondes of the dog world i call them. Adore them, beautiful natures. Thought my dog was a Sagg as she loves to run, jump up into trees, yes, trees, big morten bay fig muthers, or any tree with an accessible fork under 4 feet from the ground. Yet she a Pisces, can… Read more »

Veronica
Veronica

Not necessarily just Saggi Pegs! It breaks my heart a little bit each time I see dead animals on the road, I’ll stop and scare away possums before they cross if I see them, held up a line of traffic behind my car when I stopped to catch a young kookaburra that had dived down and hit its head on my bonnet -actually 3 times stopped the traffic for birds who were getting run over but couldn’t get there in time. I was standing with tears pouring down my face and each time other women stopped their cars too to… Read more »

lapis
lapis

My dog is Aquarius sun with a Leo moon. She is friendly to all yet also aloof to everyone but her closest friends (animals and humans). She prefers to sit in her window on her own terms unless she thinks someone is having a bad day, then she will sit with the person ALL day as a support animal. She is so compassionate when she thinks someone is hurting but otherwise prefers her own space! Her Leo moon makes her so photogenic. She somehow understands that her picture is being taken and poses for the camera. She also loves to… Read more »

emg
emg

My word. This sounds like my Aqua man. Utterly drop dead stunning and will nurture before he’s realised he’s doing it but prefers to be alone !

Belle
Belle

The love my life is my cat Ed.. He is a Pisces sun, Aqua moon 13/03/00 – he looks much like the cat in the photo but has more pronounced features and just a weird symmetry that seems to distort and play on his physical features. He is strikingly handsome and very identifiable. He entered my life when I moved house ten yeas ago. Firstly I’d just see him just hanging about on the street and after a while I found he was sleeping in my bed while I was at work. Then I noticed he had a complete monopoly… Read more »

LWhitfield
LWhitfield

Aww, your kitty boyfriend. He sounds lovely. And such a Pisces!

kym
kym

Aries. Headstrong and courageous. Continually baited by the Aquarius.
Probably true for humans as well.

R(Aqua/Tauri)
R(Aqua/Tauri)

My Cornish Rex kitten I have had for a month is a Sun-Mercury Gemini with an Aqua moon. I definitely see the Aqua moon in this one… the breed is known for being hyperactive and needy but ours is a little more detached than the average Rex. She likes checking situations out before diving into them and she’s not traumatized when we leave the house like I’ve heard other Rexes can be. Which is good! A great balance. I guess I see the Sun-Mercury in Gemini, she has the cutest voice… loves to talk but it sounds like a fast… Read more »

lc
lc

My cat was born July 24th. Is he a Leo? Does it work the same for pets as it does for humans?

Pegasus
Pegasus

If i may answer, yes, same but Myst said above more ‘Sun Moon and star rays’…

lc
lc

Gotcha! Thx. Don’t know the exact time of birth – he’s a rescue.

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