I went for a sort of a hike with a Quadruple Sagittarius Business Whiz on the weekend and among other subjects, we discussed The Crypto-Married People. It’s not only a thing, it seems that every large city has a (leafy, suburban, middle class) region where they congregate. So this dialogue occurred because i mentioned a Virgo gentleman who was interested in me – compliments, an actual date proposed and all. I know. Like a relic from the 20th Century.
Anyway, i looked at his socials and voila the wifey. Upon asking him about this person and whether or not he thought this could have an impact on his dating intentions, he said “I don’t really see myself as married.” Okay, well i don’t really see myself as single. I am actually in an ‘arrangement’ with Christian Bale, having met when he sought me out for my views on Saturn, Pluto and the psyche of Bruce Wayne. Seriously, is not really seeing yourself as married a version of L.O.A.?
Then i blamed my Venus-Neptune trine – again – for having attracted this sort of loopy vibe in. But no, says Quadruple Sagittarius Business Whiz, he is just “crypto married” as are probably a third of the people in any area repeatedly described in the media as “leafy” or “aspirational.” She thinks it is to do with global asset bubbles and people not wanting to actually officially split assets, change weekend routines or disturb any stagnant waters of their psyche.
Will Pluto in Aquarius and robots for everything change any of this? Have you ever been or ARE you crypto-married? Thoughts?
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