Comment On This Strange Vintage Zodiac Ref To Win!

1950’s Astrology was as weird as the rest of that era. What’s sanitary protection got to do with the Zodiac?

Okay so it has been a long week, Mercury is Retrograde and last night i dreamed i was having a conversation with Saturn about being in Capricorn. This is becoming a thing now; I had the most intense Saturn dream right before the shift into Sagittarius as well.

Anyway, I am relying on your wit and insights to parse this and put it into, um, context.

There will be three winners chosen next Tuesday and the prizes are three x 12-month long Mega Mystic memberships, giving you access to the Horoscopes, Tarot, Oracle & Moon Calendar.

If you are already a member and you win, you can just have it added on as extra time or given to a friend.

Seriously, the more you read this advertisement, the weirder it is.  I eagerly await your comments, insights, context and/or story riffs.  Fair Warning: I am reviving the word “leery”.

Image: It is from a newspaper called the Oakland Tribune in February 1953.  The newspaper lasted from 1874 until 2016.

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Centaurus
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Centaurus
December 13, 2017 8:56 pm
Reply to  Mystic

Wow! Thank you Mystic! That’s really bolstered my flu ridden bod and I even mustered a smile. Yay! Will email… xx

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
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Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
December 11, 2017 2:53 pm

It was code. Sybil had worked her way up in the male dominated world of advertising via a mixture of voodoo, charm and raw hard work. She was damned if anyone would knock her off her hard-won perch. A kotex advertisement seemed like the perfect camouflage. She wanted to send a message to her sisters. Kenneth was the office astro-babbler, prone to telling women he could “draw their soul chart” on the first date over a rye whiskey. He was also a bounder and a cad and the first to “put the hard word” on a girl and then enjoy… Read more »

dark star
dark star
December 12, 2017 4:33 pm

Hahaha

Nothing
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Nothing
December 10, 2017 6:31 pm

This ad is a not-so-subtle prompt on the value of conformity – not surprising given the day. Yes, that non-conforming pseudo-genius man who draws on tablecloths is actually just inconsiderate – and so will you be, ladies, should anyone have to witness your “lines” in public. Goodness knows that girls who are *actually* “successful” don’t make their bodily functions an object of public note!

I can only guess that there are some weird Puritanical Virgo / Perverted Pisces / Out-there Aquarian vibes threaded through this strange linkage of image/ concept/ message.

TripleL
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TripleL
December 11, 2017 3:23 am
Reply to  Nothing

Agreed.

GreenWitch
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GreenWitch
December 10, 2017 12:09 pm

From Pseud’s Corner Utilising shades of Mary Poppins (cheeky cockney chappy masquerading as a waiter) the narrative indicates the power of the occult – and its link to menstrual blood. The reference to ‘outlines’ and ‘flat pressed ends’ are obviously symbolic of a Masonic influence through its oblique reference to geometric shapes. The fact that the focus of the action is on a man doodling is another strong symbolic pointer. The line ‘bruising the linen’ indicates both the desecration of purity and the sanitary use of napkins. Finally, the text asks us what we think the doodle represents. The options… Read more »

Morgan Hancock
Morgan Hancock
December 10, 2017 9:11 am

Venus in Cancer seeks Mars in Pisces for an enchanting fine dining experience. Transits to Uranus highly preferred.

Michelle
Michelle
December 10, 2017 7:03 am

‘ Let me finish tracing these saturn rings..’
‘ Oh darling Gemini,you’re so Dec 2017’..
‘Please dear, don’t get leery with me!’

Cosmic Rache
Cosmic Rache
December 10, 2017 4:11 am

Thoughts running through Selena Libra’s head as she poses sweetly and demurely for the camera: “WHY is the advertising of women’s moon cycle bleeding and it’s necessities so utterly distasteful – an aberration – that has to be crypto cameoed in order that only menstruating women can spot it? Like in this pastiche of different scenarios – none of which have any correlation to each other…. I mean WHY is there a leery old waiter staring over my shoulder while this bozo is drawing on the table cloth? My god, no wonder women are accused of over-analysing situations – we’ve… Read more »

Centaurus
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Centaurus
December 10, 2017 1:00 am

Lordy…. where to start with these multiple concepts and random language masking an agenda……. Mike was a decent husband. Every month he booked a table at the Pelican and they would have a nice snapper or some red herring if it was on the menu. He worked at an advertising agency and fancied himself as a bit of an artist and Jean tolerated his ‘genius’ with affection but tonight found herself wondering if she shouldn’t be just a little firmer as he began sketching his latest slogan artwork on the table cloth. He stupidly took her smile as encouragement and… Read more »

milleunanotte
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milleunanotte
December 10, 2017 8:39 pm
Reply to  Centaurus

Hahaaa…i later thought, “I’ve translated wrong!”

Askew, maybe. (A few things rearing ugly heads in the background of life here.)

Centaurus
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Centaurus
December 13, 2017 9:01 pm
Reply to  milleunanotte

I am now flu ridden but a winner! Thank.you Saturn void Saggi.

Hope you are holding up and even better slaying them with your wit and intelligent responses. If that don’t work you could always grab a mallet… things rearing ugly heads made me think of whack a mole

Sam
Sam
December 9, 2017 9:13 pm

Passive aggressive way of telling women that they’re uncouth and inconsiderate (‘you oughta be ashamed of yourself’) should those telltale lines tell tales about your body’s activities. Shhh now, you’ll upset your husband.

Laurel
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Laurel
December 9, 2017 8:30 pm

…. but what did Saturn have to say to you? Not much of a talker, that one.

Sizzlecat
Sizzlecat
December 9, 2017 5:49 pm

Joe read over the two lines of copy he just scribbled and frowned. “There’s no sign of a line”… but that could also read badly, make it sound like there’s no one lining up to buy Kotex. With advertising, you were so frequently pushing into the feathery edges of perceptions and double meanings that you didn’t want to risk someone’s subconscious accidentally reading between the… well, lines. He looked it over once more, then shook his head and crumpled up the rough sketch, tossing it over his shoulder. Unbeknownst to Joe, the junior layout designer was on a coffee break.… Read more »

HellaHeka
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HellaHeka
December 9, 2017 3:57 pm

It’s an analogy of how “unsightful” a line is in comparison to the lines of panty liners, or lines made by “faulty liners.” I think it’s interesting they compare this guy drawing on a table-cloth to a woman’s period. Obviously, designed by a man. Because what on earth would a woman feel if it weren’t connected to a man? Anything too primal would be considered wrong. But The zodiac? What do these three boxes represent? Do they mean he is drawing the zodiac on the table-cloth? Did the zodiac have a special meaning or reference that I am unaware of?… Read more »

Leo-Scorp Grrrl
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Leo-Scorp Grrrl
December 9, 2017 3:55 pm

WhaAaaT? Who approved THAT ad as a good idea? In any generation.
Hsd to read it three times to get it the connection – outlines. Ugh!

AquaMeg
AquaMeg
December 9, 2017 2:58 pm

As Miss Taurus leaned over and admired her Aquarian date’s impressive outline for the spaceship he was working on over at NASA (he was going to drive her there tomorrow to the Kennedy Space Center to see it), she was instantly reminded of her childhood back in the 30s. It had been the Depression that time, you know, so she’d had to make her own pantiliners and pads out of everything and anything – feed sacks, a hand-me-down dress, and yes, even discarded tablecloths from once-swanky 1920s floozy speakeasies. She discreetly felt the tablecloth material and thought, “Yes, this would… Read more »

Lucy
Lucy
December 9, 2017 2:43 pm

This is just pre-Mad Men days !! When advertising-is-it just-the-zodiac warning you he’s a genius-crazy executive doodling on the actual tablecloth instead of the usual cocktail napkin (hugest ego ever) and she’s taken with his talent, will she possibly sleep with him..(can’t be the good girl forever now can I,”) she’s thinking. Say doesn’t the pissed off waiter look like a certain dictator (He Who Must Not Be Named) who DIDN’T get into art school ?? If only he had become a waiter.. Certainly she’s not thinking he’s thinking of her Kotex pantyliners while he’s drawing on the linen but… Read more »

Jacqui
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Jacqui
December 9, 2017 1:27 pm

“Bruising good linen”? is this code for menstruating on your Sunday frock?

Rubent
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Rubent
December 9, 2017 1:36 pm
Reply to  Jacqui

Ahahahaha

milleunannotte
milleunannotte
December 9, 2017 2:20 pm
Reply to  Jacqui

Have a feeling it might be intended that way.

Alex
Alex
December 9, 2017 10:13 am

“Kotex: for women who know where to draw the line (even when their dates clearly don’t). Now featuring Flat Pressed Ends that keep the napkin from going retrograde and disappearing up Uranus…”

The best I could come up with at such short notice! Loll

GreenWitch
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GreenWitch
December 10, 2017 1:38 pm
Reply to  Alex

Hate emoticons so will just say FAB!

LadyLeh
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LadyLeh
December 11, 2017 7:03 am
Reply to  Alex

Hilarious!

Jen Fitzgerald
Jen Fitzgerald
December 11, 2017 3:58 pm
Reply to  Alex

gold

Alouetta
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Alouetta
December 11, 2017 8:17 pm
Reply to  Alex

Hahaa!

Jokerman
Jokerman
December 9, 2017 9:25 am

She said “This place has a reputation for being clean”
He said “I’ll draw my idea on this sanitary napkin”

Alouetta
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Alouetta
December 9, 2017 9:16 am

Edna was bored with Jule’s inane scribblings and talk about trickle down economics but she was in training for a lifetime of supporting roles so she smiled and leaned forward in her seat to look interested. Charles paused, frowning just as he was about to kindly ask if they were waiting for the bill. Edna’s VPL brought back hard memories of train tracks in the moonlight, lines converging into the long dark tunnel that brought him here, so far from the cornfields of his childhood, here to make his mark on the silver screen, not serve ignorant teens who doodled… Read more »

Howdyhihi
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Howdyhihi
December 9, 2017 9:11 am

Lilac was thrilled at the rough sketch for the album cover of her new mars in Scorpio concept band, The Sigils.

Watersnake
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Watersnake
December 9, 2017 9:02 am

This advert was published 2 months before I was born – in Oakland Hospital. I have the Tribune cut-out of my birth announcement faithfully preserved by my mother. OMG. She was nervous about her initiation into the women’s branch of the Masonic Lodge. She kept glancing out the dinner club windows at the glittering Temple lights refected in Lake Merrit while pretending to be engrossed in her husband’s inane scrawling. She wasn’t sure that her gown was appropriate for the ceremony but his fixation on architectural aspirations had to be nurtured so she could afford more and better. HER plans… Read more »

S
S
December 9, 2017 8:46 am

The battlefield over women’s bodies continues…
Kitty pondered if in fact she was really sitting at this table. At this time of the day she should be in her anti-aging oxygen chamber podcasting into the fifth dimension recalibrating every cell into blissful cohesion.
Lucky this intern is pretty.
He just doodled on another prototype of The Rorschach Femi-Liners.
Hmmmm phase 1 for the Mercury Retro Recycling Movement…

Rubent
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Rubent
December 9, 2017 7:48 am

The preliminary drawings of the Kotex ‘flat pressed ends’.

Over dinner, Edna seen here, gazing fondly over Hugh’s artistry of her idea for the new cutting edge technology in no leak menstraution. However, Hugh in the end took all the glory back in the office, forcing Edna to quit her job with Kotex and struggle with her own artistic block that had helped enable this sabotage. This drawing was done years later, in Edna’s journal to help give closure over this thieving leery vampire.

LadyLeh
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LadyLeh
December 11, 2017 7:00 am
Reply to  Rubent

You hit it!

Gallica
Gallica
December 9, 2017 6:41 am

The mercury retro dreams are NAFF. And I bruise good linen without intention in the summer months, thick thighs, pretty eyes. Typical Saggo!

Jokerman
Jokerman
December 9, 2017 7:07 am
Reply to  Gallica

Thick thighs? Scorpio. Sadge have slender.

Gallica
Gallica
December 10, 2017 4:29 am
Reply to  Jokerman

I have scorpio rising, I’m a nice mix…also no matter the sign thighs come in all sizes.

dark star
dark star
December 10, 2017 7:16 am
Reply to  Gallica

Yah more like your genetics + diet + activity

Jokerman
Jokerman
December 10, 2017 2:50 pm
Reply to  dark star

True there are other influences. However l have identified some ppl’s Sun thru Mars. If l have trouble working it out, thru what and how ppl say things and what topics they talk about, I look for physicality. Like some attributes just scream their sign. One woman said, “How did you pick me for a Taurus?”. I said, “You look like Audrey Hepburn”. She said, “I’m born on her birthday”. I said, “You are born the 4th of May then” She said, “You know her birthday”. I said, “I know many ppl’s birthays” I keep telling ppl that Cancer, Virgo… Read more »

emg
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emg
December 9, 2017 6:41 am

Ooooo ink blot test ! Hang on a tick I’m just putting my own blot test on my Kotex pad.

Aqualady
Aqualady
December 9, 2017 3:09 am

My first thought was these words were in the Libra waiter’s head. Then I thought hell no he’s a Virgo and he’s what’s pressed here.

FireSunna-AquaLuna
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FireSunna-AquaLuna
December 9, 2017 2:47 am

freudo puzzles observing perculiar young folk engrossed in unseemly and confusing behaviour brash in the face of social norms and etiquettes. heady on rich, inky, redolent wine and coffee the pair are engrossed in a secretive shared communique on the cheque of their ethological expenditure in invisible ink of signs and symbolism of the past and the future. she can feel the old guards glare and smiles sweetly to herself musing on the male gaze and language; old and new, seen and unseen, unheard and heard, punctuated and periodic; which made an indelible impression on her. or was it indigestion?

dark star
dark star
December 9, 2017 1:34 am

Incased in his amateur tableside drawing, Jerry did not see his elimination by Scorpio waiter coming. A textbook move to give a Venus in Leo male kiddy crayons to distract. Astro assassination 101

Sally sighed with relief, ready to change to sweatpants and not have to feign interest in tell tale lines or narcissistic ramblings

bird
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bird
December 9, 2017 7:40 am
Reply to  dark star

Lol!

quintile
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quintile
December 9, 2017 2:46 pm
Reply to  bird

heehee – Astro Assassination 101 is A fab idea!!

Jaimie
Jaimie
December 9, 2017 1:20 am

Is it just me, or does the waiter look like Bill Murray?

Jokerman
Jokerman
December 9, 2017 3:03 am
Reply to  Jaimie

I don’t think it’s you though, to be fair, l don’t what you look like.

Alouetta
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Alouetta
December 9, 2017 8:41 am
Reply to  Jaimie

Bill Murray and Charlie Chaplin’s love child and he’s about to tell them he’s not really a waiter.
Damn that had a twist! I suspect some junior ad exec was told ‘look that’s the art, we need the copy in five’.

TripleL
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TripleL
December 11, 2017 3:24 am
Reply to  Alouetta

Lmao!

Redlipstick Virgo
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Redlipstick Virgo
December 9, 2017 1:04 am

Sandy smiled sweetly at the idiot while her menstrual cramps made feel like taking his blue ink pen and breaking it… Decades later a budding advertising exec would remember this ad from somewhere deep in their unconscious and decide all women would for decade have blue ink to represent their periods in a sanitary pad, but only when they weren’t riding bicycles in white pants or frolicking in tiny bikini with their friends in the sea while menstruating.

LaFemma
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LaFemma
December 9, 2017 1:47 am

Ha! 🙂

Alouetta
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Alouetta
December 9, 2017 8:32 am

Omg this is where it started.

V Venusian
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V Venusian
December 10, 2017 11:12 pm

For the win!

babysinclair
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babysinclair
December 9, 2017 12:50 am

co-signing the revival of the word leery, LOL

milleunanotte
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milleunanotte
December 9, 2017 12:09 am

Pulling down the vernacular while criticising your date’s status…Maybe he ain’t born wid it! Maybe I’m classist, and racist! But can’t say a word to my “date”.

Darlin’, you do have a sticky date, and there’s no astro for that. Let me not trawl in any astro types as necessarily being so bitchy in the service of your Lo Lo type. I’ve definitely heard class/race bright sarcastic comments from a plethora. And wonderful inspiring thoughts and actions from the same signs. No prizes here 🙂

Laura
Laura
December 8, 2017 11:55 pm

The message is so totally janked up, I don’t know how this one made it out of the gate. But I suppose their target audience was menstruating women, and those silly gals only think about getting their MRS degree, ya know, so I’m sure the thinking in 1954 was “let’s do a scenario where this ‘ideal woman’ is with an ‘ideal man’ and maybe make this whole thing about him being so awesome that it is borderline questionable because he is so avant-guard, and we will just segue that thing he is doing – because you can’t have a pantiliner… Read more »

quintile
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quintile
December 9, 2017 2:41 pm
Reply to  Laura

You’re right there is heaps on it – Pluto in Leo = the Me Generation, the Baby Boomers. I think Baby Boomers were identified by generational shopping trends and tends to be 1945-1960. Well, Pluto in Leo was very similar years and yes it was the ‘me’ generation who needed to express their Lionine individuality and self-centredness (not to be critical…). Then the Pluto in Virgo gen came and tidied up, somewhat invisibly (there is no pop culture equivalent for us) and IMO revolutionised medicine, education and procedural dramas (ie forensic TV). MM has written on this quite a bit… Read more »

MoonLilith
MoonLilith
December 8, 2017 11:55 pm

The Doodler was so upset to be a man and therefore unable to menstruate or use Kotex, that he found expressing his inner bloodletting (and Moon/Mars in Leo) on the tablecloth the only effective form of therapy.

emg
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emg
December 9, 2017 6:36 am
Reply to  MoonLilith

A hahahahaha.

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