Wowser! This must be some doozy of a Mercury Retrograde coming up. Before it’s even started, I’ve broken my computer screen and can’t access any data on my laptop which is where I keep ALL my information. Plus, on the laptop I borrowed from my daughter I’ve now got the eternal ball of doom on Microsoft Word, but if I restart the computer I lose all the information I’ve spent two days loading, and this happened right before I was about to save it onto a USB. Not to mention the fact that the laptop I’m using has a parental control lock on, so I need my daughter’s permission to access a whole lot of everyday sites (Imagine lots of laughing face emojis here).
Is it impacting me more because I’m a multi-Gem and this retrograde is taking place in opposition???
In appreciation of all you do…Multiair.
Your email arrived with savage synchronicity, just as i was wondering how the hell Mercury Retrograde could be being felt before it even reached the shadow-zone of the Retrograde. I have been peppering the Horoscopes with apt pre-prep warnings, mostly for the Mercurial signs – Gemini + Virgo and of course, Sagittarius, the sign that Mercury is going to be Retro in. My Mercury Retro warnings are ultra-specific these days and they are apparently apt – my fave recent “thank you” email said “thank you for warning me off buying an exotic pet in a fit of impulse.” I bought a cow and i live ten minutes walk from the central business district of my city. Physician heal thyself and all that.
ANYWAY, Mercury is in Sagittarius for nearly ten weeks and i have yet to fully parse why it is already so strange but it is. See my Instagram for the wall scrawl that appeared shortly after Mercury into Sagittarius. So i am finally back on line properly after a shitty outage/call centre hell last week – honestly for a Mercury in Aries person this was like when aliens in sci-fi films get their atmospheric acclimation space juice tentacle thing ripped off them.
So there I am getting on with stuff, catching up…suddenly iCloud starts going bats – demanding log-ins for no reason, claiming non legit log-ins from weird places thousands of kilometres away (ALERT: Someone is logging in using your Apple ID on <insert strange town on other side of continent>) and then saying that to continue using iAnything, this temporary passcode had to be input to “the device” but the device first needed to added to the account. AND on. Now i am getting my daughters text messages “Trent is at the beach, he’s totally sprouted” and some intense observations about other girls that can only be described as Kardashian in their depth and complexity.
Add also strange conversations at the post office – minimalism, Russian spies, drones, whether or not Philip K Dick was actually a woman, the French Prime Ministers wife, some spectacularly bad attempted cons over the phone – “Hello, to whom am i speaking?..this is in a robotic, multi-accent tinny voice…”We are good friends but you may not recall me, however i am in trouble and i need your help…Your assistance right now could net you a substantial sum of money…Would you say that you are a compassionate person?”
So, given that Mercury is just IN Sagittarius…i think it is time to prep for the most whack Mercury Retro ever. The truth-storm alone should be awesome. Proper prep suggestions will be incorporated into the Horoscopes and also in list form in the Daily Mystic email.
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