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dark star
dark star

Auto scorp is my factory setting 😉

My mom just dropped the knowledge that two of my favorite aunts and grandmother are Scorpios. Who knew!

flowerchild
flowerchild

Cool! Both of my grandmothers were Scorpios, one born Oct 30th, the other Nov 11th. They were awesome! I feel like they raised me more than my mom. My brother is Cap Sun but has Moon, Mars, Venus, Jupiter and Ascendant in Scorpio! I wonder how he’s feeling tonight…haha! All I can say for myself is that I have an 8th house Sun (Aqua) and that this new moon is exact conjunct my natal Neptune at 26 Scorp. Intense day, but I did not do any lower Neptune stuff to deal with it. I took a reishi capsule and feel… Read more »

dark star
dark star

Ooooo that’s so cool! Scorpy families…your brother is like auto scorp to the nth degree right now lol. my mom has a Scorpio moon too but doesn’t fully grasp it. I love your reishi low key vibes I went the same route and feel amazing! Had the best manifestation list session after chill dinner and vitamin organizing(is it my Saturn return yet ?). It’s interesting what opens up after we stop numbing out and listen. New moon blessings!

gogengo
gogengo

YES to all of it

Lots of V.I.L.Fs out there 😉

Aqualady
Aqualady

“deep rivers of attraction with strong undertows” check

I’m also glad I read the daily horoscopes before I ventured out today. I was ready for the spiritually infused flirtations 😀

Pi
Pi

A little question, which falls in Pluto realm. Could anyone weigh in? I learnt recently that my libra Pluto (and IC) is exact conjunct my Virgo sun boss’s mercury. He has 4 planets in Libra – mars mercury pluto Uranus (on my north node). My moon is conjunct his part of fortune I guestimated that he is Aquarius rising (hates hierarchy and ego-invested authority with a passion, runs the business more like a collective, airy. Although it’s possible he is Libra rising with Uranus on asc or in first house) He is also moon-Venus exact conjunct in Virgo. But remember… Read more »

Pi
Pi

oops, my phone died and cut me off (lol)… anyway a scorpio colleague joked that he had the hots for me, i actually don’t like writing that and would never have picked up on it tbh, tho he does have a certain kind of sex appeal + the virgo cleverness that i adore in all virgo men, but it’s just not an option for all the usual boring obvious reasons.. normally my pisces things can crack the code fairly harmlessly but this fella is a bit of a dark horse. i noticed that our composite chart has lilith, north node… Read more »

dark star
dark star

Yup, your Pluto is on his Virgo ruled merc…id say big chance for some kind of secret fancying. Ref article how to tell if a Virgo likes you?

dark star
dark star

Also he probably enjoys your Gemma vibes..lol Aqua virgoans are some of my fav ppl and tend to keep cards close to chest. Maybe this is an option post you working someone else

Pi
Pi

Yeah true, the mercury bonding is fun … He’s definitely king of swords territory even tho triple Virgo.

Pi
Pi

Ah, thank you dark star
I remember that article
from memory most of the Virgo ppl commented that they try and do nice useful things for you ? While quietly dying inside and shredding themselves for perceived missteps? Or something.
I suppose giving a Pisces a paid job is a gigantically nice and useful thing to do with dubious benefits hahahahahahaha j/k
Thank you again ..
I’m not sure if I should venture too far down the path of inquiry though, mostly because there ain’t a damn thing anyone can do about it…let sleeping dogs lie etc.

dark star
dark star

Hahahaha dying lol yeah give us a job then good luck. I mean jup in Scorpio – whatever’s hidden will emerge without assistance. Yeah I think your vibe to be balanced about it is good, the crux of the sitch is in Libra after all but I sense something under the surface. Experienced a few random subterranean vibes from men of my office scenarios recently so maybe it’s a thing. Directive to self: stay poised

Pi
Pi

<3 thank you
I think I might even go with my aqua Mars placement for "how to act" here – attack by completely detaching, up the interpersonal chill / nothing to see here factor by about 100. honestly it is so much easier to just not give a shit hahaha.

there are other vibes in the work place that I think I am collecting that are not mine – this could also be a factor. hmm. engage warp shields

Centaurus
Centaurus

Love Pi…. honestly, yes, love you girl 🙂 x So, my take (thank you for the invite though yes I do offer unsolicited advice lol) will be my usual Centaurus meander…. Your IC is your darkest part of your chart right so ponder that for a minute… it’s Libra so it’s going to want equity, fairness, and a meeting of minds or a level of equality on the high side. On the low side it can be needy and can compromise standards… give ground or go with the flow for peace. So, just a couple of ideas. Being that this… Read more »

Pi
Pi

thank you centaurus <3 there is a lot in this to consider (Just a thing, he is pluto uranus mars merc in Libra not virgo) what is interesting is that the cancerian at work who is triggering me in 5000 different ways has moon on my pluto and i am like a spiky puffer fish loaded with venom don't come a step closer, but boss has mercury same degree and barely breaks a ripple. (Noting in this case that these two therefore have a moon-mercury conjunction, cancerian feels ultra comfortable with how virgo boss communicates? vice versa?) tin tacks, no… Read more »

Centaurus
Centaurus

Oh gosh… facepalm, long day…long week. Saw Virgo Sun and then just decided to put all his other planets there. Haha.. well in terms of Libra and the 4th going back to what I know the 4th to be and listening to you there’s some gold in understanding what goes on there for you first and then perhaps how he’s triggering that house because it’ll become clearer (hopefully) what’s attempting to be revealed. Uranus and Pluto are forces beyond our control so I’d sweep them to the side a little except for your Pluto… Mercury can relate to siblings and… Read more »

Pi
Pi

thanks for the link. it must be in his book Inside Planets. in searching though i came across his Inside Degrees which is like a super profound sabian symbols. thanks Centaurus for the connection XXX

Centaurus
Centaurus

Yes, have them both and <3 inside degrees! xx

The Year of the Phoenix
The Year of the Phoenix

I am defo the weirdo Plutonian at work…

One thought is Neptune the Virgos in me have been readying love vibes with boss but idk all I know is I know nothing

I am a serial dream lover from way back

gbs
gbs

I have most certainly been feeling this. Had a strange but very gentle psychic communication with a friend of mine that touched on some deeply painful things in my life. This was within hours of the Sun going over my Neptune in Scorpio. Weird witching is definitely afoot right now.

Centaurus
Centaurus

I have mugwort smudge sticks drying and a batch of rose oil brewing, ready made to bathe in the new moon’s secrets tomorrow. I will fully imbue it with all the necessary juju closer to the new moon.

I also got the secret Jupiter Scorp message related to Voynich Manuscript… hahah, nice… I just put a book on that on my wishlist.

Happy new moon all. I feel like this is one of the most potent of the year… and potent in a good way not a gawd there’s another hard aspect way.

moongoat
moongoat

Am reading on a rocky train, and mis-read “a steroid Shiva”.

Leo-Scorp Grrrl
Leo-Scorp Grrrl

How about Villans I’d like to just Fuq Off.
Stupid work undermining by my own support staff! Grrr. I’ve been nothing but nice to her. My own recent victories seen to have prompted her power play. No trust now. I will give her Zero extra training she wanted from me- my time I preiously gave freely. Scorp time for me, too.

Saoirse Kirke
Saoirse Kirke

I had this realization today that once Jupiter gets through my Scorpio 3rd house I’m done with it. In my 44years I’ve had Pluto Uranus Neptune go through and Saturn twice. Once Jupiter gets through it coincides with this year having been my progressed full moon in Scorpio. In two weeks it Mones into the sag bit. The “tenants”of sag in the third house might, hopefully feel like rivendell after mordor. But that’s it. Not sure what that will look like but that’s got to be prep for a confident thinker/ speaker in my next life. If auto scorp is… Read more »

Centaurus
Centaurus

Rivendell after Mordor!

I like this, and your writing in general. You survived it’s containment. I can feel it come through your words but yes, sometimes the price of survival can leave us with an edge. The upshot of an edge is we know where we finish and something else begins.. or we know when to sharp right instead of driving over a cliff so it ain’t all bad.

You made me think of a favourite old tune and I happened to find this version of it.

Saoirse Kirke
Saoirse Kirke

AHH that song. In my teen years I used to work out to zeppelin in the cellar in the dark. Aerobics class never felt epic enough for what I was training for. I wonder what it was I thought I was training for. And why I stopped. Because I definitely should’ve stayed in training. I really was just winging it. There was no marked path back there. Not one that made sense.

If I’d met someone who taught me to work with mugwort sticks and brew rose oil I’d be stronger. Happy new moon. Thank you.

Centaurus
Centaurus

You sound like you’re much more than what you project (or perhaps protect) yourself as Saoirse. You’ve likely got way more tools in your bag than your give yourself credit for. Give yourself the credit, or just receive it from someone else 😉 I can tell right up you’re strong enough but (and here’s the way my mind works) define strong and be clear on your definition or replace it. Ok, consider alternative versions… Resilience is where it’s at for me and that also requires the ability to yield, to learn how to fall and roll without breaking something or… Read more »

dizzarina
dizzarina

<3

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Please just keep writing things out it helps me too! I feel like I’m on permanent Auto-Scorpio mode – my native Moon Neptune conj in late Scorp plus Sun conj Pluto j. Virgo

The has be program running in the back of my mind plus the emotional riptides where I feel I need to swim against but now learning I need to let go and let them bring me back to shore less exhausted

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

My “Auto-Scorp” is *always* running – Pluto flavors my Sun, chart ruler, & ASC. For a non-Scorpio, I manage to do a pretty wicked impersonation at times. But it is no mere performance; it’s genuine. I do think you actually can adjust the settings on Auto-Scorp – when I was younger, I was reactively Plutonic. You learn self-control as you pursue self-healing and go deeper within – I had a couple of good therapists over the decades and I owe them much. I still have an edge, though – it’s just used very….pointedly…now instead of being my unconscious default setting.… Read more »

Pi
Pi

” I have no interest in dulling my blade for the fuqwits who run themselves into it.”
Oh so true lol

Pi
Pi

I love everything about this post. 🙂 🙂

alchemy-salt
alchemy-salt

Jeez, is THAT what this is? Now it all makes sense.

Cancelled a night out tomorrow because I’ve learned from experience (mostly learned) that drinking alcohol in this mood is Not A Good Plan.

Jokerman
Jokerman

Even me talkin to someone, anyone, is not a good plan. I think it end in a disembowelling.

Jokerman
Jokerman

*it’d*

Aquasunrise
Aquasunrise

LOL yes a trine between scorpio venus and Neptune in Pisces might make things happen at subliminal speed….

And the Pluto mars square would really ramp up…maybe detonate any tension?

Well, I’m choosing to channel it via kundalini controlled practices, lol…

At least the sun & moon are trine chiron!

pisces rising
pisces rising

yay, I think any full moon or new moon in scorpio is a good time to drink – it can get really dark…

BLISS WITCH
BLISS WITCH

VILFs? Villians I’d Like to Fuq?

Rubent
Rubent

Vampires?

Jokerman
Jokerman

That shrivels me up.

Aquasunrise
Aquasunrise

Oh WOW…Demons or inadvertent teacher-shamans? I have venus and Jupiter now visiting my asteroids ceres, Juno, karma all in scorpio 2nd!

How intense that this new moon is conjunct Shiva…

Moon Sun + shiva conjunct my natal Neptune 3rd, exactly….which will trine my mars chiron in 7th too

And sextile my Virgo stellium all 1st. Major Health revamp!

Yep and mercury now in 4th supports my sun in 6th…

kriblack
kriblack

I was wondering that too. I’ll go with villains though, there are several I’d like to.

Rubent
Rubent

ahahah I read Villians as Vanillas the first time round

Jen Scorpio
Jen Scorpio

Why would anyone like to fuq a villain? Surely you’d rather save that for someone you like? A friend of mine used to say shoot them, no that’s too quick, burn them. But I think it’s better to just look right through them and don’t give them the time of day. What about vole’s I’d like feed (they’re so cute)? If you do want to go with the villain thing, what about villains I’d like to free? As free them from my consciousness so they can go and be an energy vampire elsewhere?

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