Competition: Explain This Trend To Win

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Explain this trend to win one of three excellent prizes by Friday’s Uranian New Moon. Your explanation for the sudden onset of Designer Platform Crocs can be astrological (Pluto in Capricorn cynical desperation from designers in morphing economy/global financial fuqery or peak Neptune in Pisces), to do with physics – a particle collider malfunctioning, something occult or a surreal twist in an already strange personal narrative.

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i am andy p
i am andy p

“Bring an edge to the accessories, an edge to the shoes…something unexpected…” those were the last comments that Miller heard before he rushed out of the design meeting. Fashion week was just 21 days in the future and he was feeling the stress. Miller made it to his therapist’s office within a minute of his appointment time, his mind still reeling, accessories and shoes in his thoughts. As he usually did in the spring, he met Sarah, the best therapist in the city, on the patio of her office. It was once again time to honor his inner child. As… Read more »

i am andy p
i am andy p

A few typos, sorry, would love an edit function

Melanie Lindsay
Melanie Lindsay

The Godfather of Leather was having an existential crisis about the next fashion runaway trend, over his exotic fruit tart in the Le Grande Epicerie located in a small Parisian district. When his young apprentice turned to him with eager young eyes as he recalled crocs making a red carpet appearance at the 67th annual Emmy Awards. That day, the fate of foot fashion was determined to never be the same again. After all, the Sun was in Leo, and if it was good enough for Alan Cumming, then it was deemed good enough for the runaways of Paris. Ah,… Read more »

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Yes, never mind. Now I see them awaiting moderation. Sorry for the spam.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

I submitted a comment and it never showed up. But I am scared to try again because my last one got posted twice. Are comments in a moderation queue?

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Alexis Stargazer hadn’t intended to visit earth. Uranus and Jupiter were provoking her natal Mercury. She was on her way back from a fact-finding mission on asteroid Gary when her space ship malfunctioned. She was under the effects of some powerful transits. Her love life was a mess. Pluto was on her natal Venus, which is square Neptune. She couldn’t get Gary of her mind. So mind-achingly dull. His inexplicable banality fascinated her. There must be more to him. No one can be so dull. What of his asteriod? Asteroid Gary was a griege blob. How did he have such… Read more »

aqua hair
aqua hair

The platforms are needed to wade through all the water with Neptune in Pisces and Jupiter in Scorpio. With sun moon and venus in libra we will be able to maintain some level of balance despite the height.

dark star
dark star

Does the winner of this get 100 years of Mystic 😉

davidl
davidl

Yeah it’s trans dimensional or TD. If you pass after 20 years you can claim Tranny D rights for the first 80 years of your next incarnation.
Just got to remember your password. When Mystic talks about her cloud server she’s referring to the Magellan cloud so incarnations within 100 light years are cool. Hope you win !

davidl
davidl

Sorry just read the fine print … it’s 100,000 light years or within 5 dimensions. Apparently once you’re into the 8th dimension you know everyone’s password so it wouldn’t be fair.

dark star
dark star

Hahaha like a pharaohs tomb thing: headed into the next dimension with your MM log in info

dark star
dark star

The 8th dim sounds fun aka where you can giggle at everyone’s stupid password choices

Jokerman
Jokerman

I giggle at them now

Centaurus
Centaurus

It is an echo of Pluto in Scorpio squaring up to Saturn in Aquarius. Pluto is crossing the path of Uranus during the 90’s and as a result experienced a mild short circuit that teleported his theme of tearing down old structures into a former era that was not part of the bigger plan but is a mere blip on the radar that will, in due time, be obliterated. We are witnessing a re-emergence of the 90’s. Amongst the grunge these were the times of tie-dyed and bold coloured slips worn as frocks, sometimes with tees underneath and paired with… Read more »

davidl
davidl

Jeez, I just saw a picture of these ? Was flicking through some magazines at the local store and there they were on the cover of Scouts Life. Apparently they have been approved for hiking in Brazilian rain forests and for use in communal shower blocks (to avoid tinea, a serious issue in scouting). The bling turns out to be orienteering and foot health achievement badges ? If you look closely one of the badges is in the shape of a little foot. See ? The guys that designed these are obviously caring and responsible people who aren’t in it… Read more »

baristagem
baristagem

Was this in Scouts Life Croctober issue?

davidl
davidl

Omg yes ! Hits forehead. Are you a subscriber ? 🙂
I forgot they theme sometimes !

sooshy
sooshy

Sometimes one needs a bit of height to see things from afar. Lofty ideas are not available when one wears thongs or flats. So for those moments, when your ideas and brain waves need elevation, we have the perfect pair of shoes to zap the world with.
Why plastic? You can walk over water, carried by the impetus of your stride and keep your feet dry!
A must-have for lofty thinkers!

lia
lia

The Emperor’s New (Designer) Shoes. Wonderful, fabulous and no more ridiculous or hideous than the average designer garment/accessory. Inspired by Skatewear, Anime and 70s Plaforms. Being Designer items ( and therefore notoriously able to be palmed off to a fawning, brainwashed, breathlessly-waiting public whole continents of whom are still making do with knock-offs), these ‘Designer’ platform Crocs tick all the boxes. Although easy to copy, it is no biggie as the production costs for these ‘Original’ shoes are minimal ie. less than $1 US to extrude and mold the foam. And they basically advertise themselves. The extra centimeters are always… Read more »

HellaHeka
HellaHeka

Comfortable platforms?

The 90s are sorta back in style, and while crocs emerged in the 2000s, no one wore them as fashion, just comfort. But honestly, some of us like to be tall and comfortable at the same time.

But who wouldn’t want to wear some pins on it? Just to spice it up. Kinda like Lisa Frank. Because, if the the 90s are back, that means so is LF.

Think sketchers too.

We know they look weird, but just try them on. The comfort alone will convince you. And then conversation starter, ya?

dark star
dark star

These might be the spirit shoes of my BFF. I recall during college her moonboot phase, and how we got denied entrance at a Montreal night club because of them

Sagitta
Sagitta

There was a noise like a bullet train colliding with a crystal chandelier and the room went silent. As the Toro host’s jaw dropped and his hair stood on end, Megan realized that something just HAD to be done about la question des pieds. Yes, it was SOP for Fixed peeps to regard her with fear and trembling as if she were a windmill with a face glued on. And why not? With Sun-Venus-Jupiter in Gemini, South Node in Sagg, Mars-Uranus-Pluto in Virgo, and Moon-Saturn in Pisces, she was a certified Mega Mutable. Maybe “certifiable” was more accurate. Just last… Read more »

Sagitta
Sagitta

I watched the models walk down the runway with these shoes on their feet in this youtube video–it comes in at the very end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg8-SJy9Sms

I noticed how in the rest of the show, the models carried a handbag, but none of them carried anything in their hands when they wore the Crocs. It was as if they needed both hands free and could not carry anything or the Crocs would throw them off-balance.

Pi
Pi

I think the only bag that would work with these might be a similarly loud backpack! Think Tokyo school kids lost in Vegas. Maybe hard to make that work with the pretty dress, but that in itself sounds like a worthy challenge for this designer 🙂

Sagitta
Sagitta

“Aha!” thought Megan, sketching furiously with her right hand while writing with her left,”Why not Boulder Backpacks along with Cripple Crocs? Shaped and colored like extra-large rock candy crystals? Transparent plastic–models could be slebs with a Mega Mutable chart! Talking about how this slows them down–OOh.. . So Kurt-Vonnegut-Harrison-Bergeron-y. . .”

Rubent
Rubent

Whomever is responsible for this originally wanted to set the trend with those moon bounce shoes. Denied this ability (due to a series of lawsuits against moon shoes for multiple broken ankles of children back in the late 90’s) they dismissively sent in a ‘platcroc’ prototype as a joke but were astounded when contemporaries and financial backers (the latter of which secretly wore crocs around the house when no one of importance was around) shrugged and said ‘why not?’

Kimberley
Kimberley

4am William Gibson lays awake the synopsis for his upcoming novel Euphonia written as a play on the ancients and moderns tropes pygmies standing on the shoulders of giants seeing further, flipped giants standing on pygmies. The haute couture outfit (worn by an army of teams as an outfit) has been selective rolled out for certain gooks and crooks with invisibility cloak and a myriad of wardrobe adroit functions, teamed with platform crocs (of abominably garish colour clashing proportions) whose pop culture avatars pinned as badged fandom offer every known character and force imaginable, plugging into augmented reality in Tokyo,… Read more »

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Fashion designer, Egoïste Prétentieux was nothing if not highly superstitious. He selected the models for his runway shows via a complex calibration involving the house rulership of a selected tarot card X the model’s daily caloric intake divided by Gigi Hadid’s IQ. A Leo with Pisces Rising, Egoïste enjoyed jotting down notes in his Louis Vuitton Monogram notebook, with a Diamante by Aurora gold pen. When his DARLING pal the Saggitarian Tanning Oil Heiress, Aventura Louca invited him on a trip to a mysterious tropical on her private Super Yacht- how could he say no? It would give him an… Read more »

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I love this — highly whimsical and fun… this could be the start of a great short story or novel

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

aww thanks

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

Neptune in Pisces. I have been working through foot pain for the first time in my life. Consequently, I discovered a space in my foot to stretch that I never realized existed before.

These shoes make sense to me. Add bling or remove to fit in or stand out as necessary. Elevated so that you are hovering. Yet common and accessible. Easy to put on should you have to dash. Virtually disposable should you have to leave them behind. Flood ready for the next catosrphic storm. Optimistically apocalyptic.

12th house Virgo
12th house Virgo

Neptune in Pisces. I have been working with foot pain for the first time in my life. Consequently, I discovered a space in my foot I must stretch to alleviate. I had no idea that space existed before.

This shoes make sense to me. Common. Yet keeping you elevated inches off the ground. Hovering. Accessible. Easy to put on in a dash. Virtually disposable should you have to leave them behind. Customizable. Ready for light flooding in case of next disaster. Optimistically apocalyptic.

Kym
Kym

Fashion in a post Facebook, post-instagram world of Uranus in Gemini circa 2025: beige slip from op shop dyed green for eco-consciousness and worn as out wear; wedge heels married to crocs with pegboard to display allegiances and values.

davidl
davidl

So many great entries and Kel sort of covered my take with the me too theme.
I might just have to buy me some of those prizes.

Kel
Kel

Is she asking for it now??? These stacked and jibbit-studded crocs made waves in fashion scenes the world over in the final months of a year where women had just had enough of the over sexualisation of everything marketed towards them. The hashtag #metoo on social media had brought to light an uncomfortable pink elephant in the room which could only be walked over in wedges of the same colour. So many sisters had whizzed through the pages of ‘the life changing magic of not giving a fuck’, well before a well-known femme fashion guru had really put her foot… Read more »

Jokerman
Jokerman

Did she put her foot in her mouth whilst wearing those shoes?

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I love this interp

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

*queasy emoji*

I, I….can’t…! This is just too great an assault on my Venusian aesthetic sensibilities – soz, ya’ll are on your own!

For real, though; this is Libran kryptonite. That ?shoe? is for sure the bastard lovechild of Mario Batali and Betsey Johnson – there is no other possible explanation for its existence.

Kay
Kay

The platform crocs are preparation for Uranus in Taurus. Though they may not be pretty these babies provide decent comfort + adequate drainage and height to keep you from getting soggy feet while you tend to the garden or sloshing through the torrential water that keeps being poured over the western hemisphere. Uranus design?….are we reimagining what is beautiful to reflect what is functional?
Perhaps the sole is stackable so you can customize the height of the shoe.
The shoe bling+color is so you can spot your pair being used a mile away.

PlutoMoon
PlutoMoon

The ugly shoe that won’t die… here’s my take on the Croc, and especially, the gawd-awful platform croc. Billed as an eco-friendly, comfortable shoe, easily recyclable, and still affordable, the Croc is actually a strange chunk of petro-chemicals that were born of the oil industry. That right there tells you they are not as “green” (though they do come in various shades of green color) as they are purported to be. Why are they now coming back as – shudder – platforms? And worn in an actual fashion show as a coming thing? I think it is this: Pluto in… Read more »

davidl
davidl

Birkenstock is written all over this.

Jokerman
Jokerman

Funny you say. I’ve got a Aries mate who sells Birkenstock. And he’s a 59er. I think of you when we discuss wider concepts. We never repeat ourselves in conversation.

davidl
davidl

Now that’s a real job ! Great product. I’ve had jobs in the past selling quality items and it’s very satisfying work. You sleep well. A good product sells itself.

Jokerman
Jokerman

It’s Trump’s new Platform.

babysinclair
babysinclair

Crocs were first shown in 2002 as boat shoes (Neptune, Pisces) and Neptune in aquarius (the at the time technologically advanced foam material was the big deal). So yea my first thought was peak Neptune in Pisces, with Dr Chiron also in Pisces gravitating the collective toward comfort footwear… I looked at the 2002 ephemeris and saw that Saturn was in Gemini that year.. so i’m thinking all of the above plus Crocs’ Saturn opposition lol… squaring transit Neptune last year, which I guess would roughly reconcile with fashion industry’s design calendar yes?

sphinx
sphinx

Nurse and Sun in Saggitarius native Saffron Aka Saffy leaned on the staff room table. She did not yet know that the hot head nurse was secretly microdosing LSD and had taken his Coconut Green Smoothie, downing it, in a provoking act of gastronomic thievery certain to exasperate his cool, unruffled Aquarian mien. Now, as the walls seemed to bend slightly, Saffy concerned herself with how she could really give back to the world. Contemplating the perfect, fiercest nursing shoe she could imagine, she felt impulsed to ransack the room and by midnight she had her materials. Not that she… Read more »

Kel
Kel

hahahaha this is brilliant 🙂

Pi
Pi

I really do like this. A lot.

Sagitta
Sagitta

Love this! I just have one leeeetle quibble– I think the shoes are more “Iris Apfel” than “Anna Wintour.”

Jokerman
Jokerman

I didn’t know shoes could be the ‘apple of your eyes’!

sphinx
sphinx

Thank u taking time to read it, honoured! Soz about the grammar 😉 I guess I thought Anna W would really hate them unless under the influence Saggita.

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Nurses always need good footwear, so I’ll pay this!

virgosun
virgosun

haute crocture

Kel
Kel

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!

Pi
Pi

P.s. Like. Would strongly consider wearing. Also that beautiful dress/skirt in cosmic spearmint. it’s the pins which are doing all the work here

Pi
Pi

The practical solution to an increasingly common problem. How to get from a to b on foot without ruining one’s suede slouch booties in this weather. Capricorn feels an urgency to develop a workable fix. Pisces looks dismayed at the thought of galumphing through the street in graceless gumboots, which do nothing for her ankles. And especially with the Georgian lace and watered silk dress in her favourite shade of cosmic peppermint. Capricorn’s eyes light on the solution. A tumbled pile of boxes down by the recycling bins. Returning 1 minute and 37 seconds later she holds two pairs of… Read more »

Pi
Pi

*to be clear, cappy was not recycling used shoes, she was salvaging new product from a local store that had closed and just left piles of boxes with perfectly new condition shoes, for the wolves.
Capricorn went back the next day with the Pisces and collected the remainder of the shoes to give to a nearby homeless shelter. 🙂

Kel
Kel

i can actually see this happening 🙂 so much win here. you had me at cosmic spearmint and electric grape. If everything had galactic sounding names I would be way more of a fashion victim instead of just wearing jeans and a tee (in public) and sweatpants (also in public)

Pi
Pi

If my only job was to write out-there copy and generate ideas for high end nepturanian creative agencies, I’d almost be happy 🙂

Jokerman
Jokerman

I’ve thought the same thing. I should work for Dee Madigan.

Jokerman
Jokerman

In Tennant Creek Mick decided to come out
And what better than in Croc Dundees.

davidl
davidl

Ha ! Perfect.

baristagem
baristagem

That’s brilliant!

Bravo PF!

Kel
Kel

100%

Sagitta
Sagitta

Nice!

sphinx
sphinx

Haha!

rachel
rachel

Just an attention seeking tactics…? To make something intentionally hideous because people actually do tend to remember that kind of thing.

Ren Wah
Ren Wah

Crocalotabots. New era punk, softcore to the max. Version 2.0 glitter varieties enroute in late 2018 in preparation for the oncoming disco revolution that will be Jupiter in Sagittarius!

baristagem
baristagem

This is called ‘A Piscean’s Worst Nightmare’. This trend was creatively formulated by a well known Capricorn shoe designer (although incognito to those outside an exclusive few). After finding out his ex partner had decided to leave him and take up with another less well known (and hastened to add much younger) shoe designer, the quick thinking designer left some “sketches” lying around for his next show. Knowing his ex partner was a hound (always was and always will be) these sketches would be invaluable to him as he would (naturally) “gift” them to his new partner. It will become… Read more »

dark star
dark star

Hahaha! Moral of story: beware all ideas from space dust fueled burning man eras

Jokerman
Jokerman

No-one is ever ‘cognito’

sphinx
sphinx

Omg! I swear I didn’t read this first, sorry BGem, I also mentioned Anna W & space dust 😯
Love the industrial espionage here!

baristagem
baristagem

Haha, no problem Spinxy!

(I typed Spunxy)

Louellyn T
Louellyn T

Mate!!! They’re awesome! I love my crocs, and I’m only 5 ft / 150 so I’d definitely give it a go. But I think it is a nod to the 70’s platforms, as 70’s is very in now. And they’re my colour

syrynx
syrynx

Someone taking the stats on how much plastic is in the pacific gyre and elsewhere in the ocean per person on the planet and turning it into a wearable illustration? ie you could walk from the antarctic circle to the equator without ever touching land or water?

If only Louboutin and co would go set up a floating factory and do something truly fashion forward.

Starbaies
Starbaies

Same shit, different day. The weight that was Saturn had been something she had only recently become accustomed to. It was 4:13 am and Ella already started to roll her eyes. The mere thought of the start of another day started to give her onset dermatitis. Things just werent functioning well for this Uranian Pisces. All sorts of conditions were pinned on her her entire life (people project so easily on Pisceans!) and she just literally was so over them all. She had had enough of this crap. She wasnt dealing drugs, cheating others, sexually harassing or harming anyone so… Read more »

davidl
davidl

So good ! Your story has pretty much everything, including the word baby which is always a winner, like awwww, babies.. yeah .. and the moral is genius ! A prize is inches from your grasp.

Starbaies
Starbaies

Lol, babies. Yeah, I shouldve mentioned swamp baby or something xD

Prize or not, I came to join and share. Had a lot of fun piecing this thing together. It ended up being so lengthy but eh, I kind of liked it that way. Congrats on making it through to the end lol. And thanks for the positive words – compliment coming from you.

Redlipstick Virgo
Redlipstick Virgo

Crocs Brand Manager was weeping they closed at least 50 stores in the past five years. At the Uranian team brand strategy sess after siping on green juices and vegan no artificial colouring dairy and gluten free fairy bread the team suddenly realised they could pay off LVMH far more cheaply than close the next 50 stores … a meeting was set a designer was chosen and a lucrative deal was stuck with the petrochem foam maker and Chinese producer of the customised badges for new LVMH croc these would be sold at over 1,000 percent of the price of… Read more »

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

This rings eerily true

sphinx
sphinx

I can see this, yup.

Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)
Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)

“They’re so comfortable!’ she moaned, “And they are perfect for my new job cleaning up catastrophic crime scenes in coastal areas of Barbados, which I do to supplement my own business of shamanic healing through crystal vaginal suppositories. I was born with Neptune in Scorpio, you know, but never realised it was really DRIVING me until my Uranus opposition”. Everyone else at the Hole reunion concert, who were also wearing home-dyed vintage nightwear, was eagerly enjoying Courtney Love’s return to form. Sure, she looked a little strung out, but at least she’d turned up, which is more than they’d expected.… Read more »

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

I pay this, ha

Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)
Buckle (Aries Sun; Pisces Asc; Gem Moon.)

Thank you. I’m just all about the grunge return, as awkwardly enacted by today’s brainwashed gen-X corporate refugees!

Jokerman
Jokerman

I’ve got this theory that Saturn Returns / Uranus Trines bring back fashions.

melissa rhys
melissa rhys

My guess? Subconscious astro flash on a designer mind: how can you walk on Mother Earth with both Uranus in Taurus and Neptune in Pisces?

Rubent
Rubent

aahahahhaahah

Jacqui
Jacqui

Na can’t explain that trend unless the designer wasn’t allowed to have a Bratz doll when he/she was little in the early 2000’s.

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

ooh nice

scorpiodawn
scorpiodawn

i dunno….shoes for people with no sex life?

virgosun
virgosun

no, shoes people who don’t ever want a sex life!

virgosun
virgosun

sorry, should have said shoes for people who don’t ever want a sex life.

marsbar
marsbar

Some people who have that super long second toe, will have their second toe stick out of one of the holes in the crocs when they wear the shoe. So unsexy looking!

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

birth control shoes

Starbaies
Starbaies

Hahaha

Jokerman
Jokerman

“Don’t call me daddy!”

sphinx
sphinx

😀

Venusian8
Venusian8

Forget Snakes on a Plane, now we have crocs on the runway. Yes, these big-ass mutha-fuqin’ colourful ‘FOAM’ atrocities are the work of Arien Demna Gvasalia . Being an Aries/Mars Man and working at a top Parisian fashion house, Demna has an extreme level of image awareness who will push the boundaries like no other. He doesn’t give a flying fuq about the haters. Because this man is a pioneering dare-devil in fashion and one look at the Spring 2018 collection, and you will know that this is the natal work of Ramzilla. Camouflage? Check, Bold colours? Check, Being Ironic… Read more »

faithfrandeleche
faithfrandeleche

This is soooo gooooood XD

Venusian8
Venusian8

Thank you x

dark star
dark star

With a whimsical Piscean Mercury square Uranian moon, Demna was used to strange ideas exploding from the ethers of daily life. As an Aries these ideas would be actualized without question, try getting in his way lol. A recent kundalini workshop had pushed these ideas into outré visions. And not a minute too late, campy streetwear was getting old. The latest had occurred as he strolled home in the early morning Berlin fog. A lone croc hovered over a pool of swampy water, a winking day glo glide through the primordial sludge of a post trumpian apocalypse. the key to… Read more »

Catherine Cox
Catherine Cox

O the original twat clogs I associate with a certain middle class person…i hate them!! So these ..well human or android they are repulsive, non? I mean. Why? Just why?

saturnplutoflux
saturnplutoflux

Nope sorry, nothing can explain these….

Catherine Cox
Catherine Cox

I so agree

Unicorn Sparkles
Unicorn Sparkles

Me three

marsbar
marsbar

Someone plz let Crocs just die as a trend. It is too early to bring them back.

davidl
davidl

You’re not meant to understand. High fashion is sophistry at its best. It tries very hard to not be understood. Just hurry up and buy them because next year they will be sooo 2017.

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

basically for idiots.

Stabaies
Stabaies

LOL agreed. A space-time anomaly and a glitch in the matrix they are. I think the Berenstein Bear effect opened a wormhole that allowed these things to come through…

BLISS WITCH
BLISS WITCH

Fashion designers are always producing six to nine months before the shift. Crocs with decor are total Uranus in Taurus zeitgeist. Futuristic gardening in lingerie while sipping mycomedicinals is pre-trend. Expensive tooth powder and lots of tulle will be de rigeur. Other potentialities: living countertops and carpets that digest dirt and food scraps. Comfortable designer tree houses. Espresso frothed with paleo dreamweed coconut oil. Bioneering and home surgery for body modification for added sensory abilities. Bars where you can pretend you are a cat and lap milk and have your back scratched. All night DJ rave tree planting parties on… Read more »

davidl
davidl

Interesting that you talk about futuristic gardening and tree planting raves. I was listening the other day to a woman whose company has developed a tree planting drone. They fly around and send love video to the base, when a site is selected they can land dig a hole and plant the seeds. They estimate that with a good number of drones they could plant millions of trees a year. I love the idea.

davidl
davidl

Live video not love video 😐

Centaurus
Centaurus

Hahahahahahaha….

There is plenty of love via drones available as well.. just google. Stills not video but it appears nothing is sacred anymore.

leogroover
leogroover

You had me at the bar. I want a tummy rub too. Maybe a new form.of table top dancing. Us leos don’t pretend to be cats.

Rubent
Rubent

Ahhhh escuzee esccuzee…Mai name is Leonie and I am the pinnacle designer for the elevation and exaultation of ze croc shoewear. You see, one day, while walking the streets of London, head down, watching the pavement pass while I contemplated the unleashing of my first, as yet unformed contribution to the history of fashion I was struck hard by a thought: ‘The fashion industry iz dying too…ze glamour iz gone…the models of yezteryers are now seen for the skeletons they are…nobody really wants to pin demselves up as pin ups anymore…what does this mean for me..for all of us?’ I… Read more »

davidl
davidl

Excellent ! I could see you. And hear your perfect fronchasee.

Rubent
Rubent

hahaha, vell zank you so mach!

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