Right, here we go again. Three hours off Mercury going Direct and here is another Vintage Sexist Astrology Competition. Tell a funny story (in the one site comments, please) about this image to win one of the prizes below. Or just provide your own incisive “Revolutionary Road” style commentary…this is wide-open and will be judged on Friday!
The prizes are:
- A Wealth Wallet – practical, snazzy, well-designed and magicked up with as much oomph as can go into one actually useful thing.
- A Love Warp 9 Consult – the strongest dates, edge insights into your natal Venus and current astral phase.
- The Mercurial Key Ring – Your go-to talisman for agility, eloquence and the opening of doors…
- Twenty-Four Months Mega Mystic (including Lifetime Access to the Astro-School) – this can be added onto an existing membership or gifted.
- Six times Pentacles candles (the Cassia, Fig and Mandarin ones – i stopped selling them as too tricky to ship but there are some left.)
So, please go for it and have fun. Also, you don’t have to stick to this being Leo. Is there another sign of the Zodiac that is actually more difficult for vintage sexist astrology husbands to handle? IS SHE EVEN REALLY GOING HOME TO “MOTHER”? I think it’s probably the mother-ship. She’s probably a nuclear physicist with the Manhattan Project and he did not even notice, is still trying to mansplain to her how to boil the kettle.
Winners Will Be Announced By Me In The Comments On Friday. I don’t even know what Moon that is. Mercury going Direct is frazzling.
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