Well this is from the Waco News Tribune in 1930 and apparently this publication is still going. I am going to assume this is the work of some Blue Devil Hoochie Juice sozzled sub-editor pulled into to provide astrological content. I love how it is all about the character of “a girl”. So anyway, your discussion/comments/thoughts on this could win you one of several awesome prizes!
The main prize is a personal energy clearing with my druid, Anthony Ashworth who is utterly sensational & the real deal. It’s best in person but he travels all over the place AND can do all kinds of whizzery via Skype and tuning in to your vibe if need be. He also has an amazing industrial strength “Fuq Off Negativity” spray that comes in a big gun-pump style container (none of those nonsensical little fiddly sprays) and has sage infused colloidal silver harmonized water sort of ingredients. And his clearing involves a massive drum and singing to you in Sanskrit. Recommended, obviously. So a personal energy-clear with Anthony is the prize number one.
Prize number two is one of three of my Mercury Key Rings – these are due to be shipped (to winners and people who have pre-ordered) on the Solar Eclipse, which is kind of cool. Personally, i know i am biassed toward my own product, but i like to run my fingers over the Mercury symbol on the key-ring as i wander about the place. I am convinced it helps me think and perceive more clearly. Remember that Mercury is the God or the principle of ideas generation, solutions and innovation.
And prize number three is a Two Year Mega Mystic membership, including access to the Horoscopes, Oracle, Tarot, Scheduler & Daily Mystic email + the members only consults when available. If you are already a member, it can be added on to your existing membership or you can gift it to a friend.
So the winners will be announced – in the comments – by me on Tuesday and have fun in the meantime. As always, i am looking forward to seeing what you come up with!