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Describe what you think is going on here – the back-story, the front-story, the anything you like story – to be in for a chance to win these epic Snake Wisdom Goddess Elixirs or a One Hour Skype consult with me!

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Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Hey MM what a great comp! So many great stories! Cannot wait for the next one : ) congrats guys!

On a Astro note how retro is it! The amount of R next to half the solar system is wack!

Jokerman
Jokerman

Looking back… I guess there is a lot of Retro

Year of the Phoenis
Year of the Phoenis

Ha!

Beholdtheworld
Beholdtheworld

THANK YOU MYSTIC! This picture spoke and I had to dig. Truman fears the threats of world war three as the Chiquita empire grows, while Charles Morton’s career is based on observing such ironies as editor of the Atlantic Monthly. His pet peeve? Inelegant variants for – example at hand – the banana, whereby the journalist used the phrase “elongated yellow fruit” in his news about baiting rogue monkeys. Morton began to collect more examples; numbered spheroids (billiard balls), lacteal fluid (milk) and succulent bivalves (oysters) as a literary pundit. His reputation gives opportunity to sell his self-help book, “How… Read more »

batshley
batshley

“She’s Been Mused” Mystical Mary sauntered down what felt like an eternal hall, supposing she’d be in the portal for a while. It wasn’t often she was able to get her hands on such a potent Moonshroom tincture, during a solar eclipse no less. She’d been stuck in an inspirational rut ever since her ex torched all of her canvases, and thought a little lunar tintcure might help her find her spark again. She wasn’t sure where it went off to, but she wasn’t above calling on other realms to help her find it. As she wondered to herself if… Read more »

S
S

Great writing, I appreciated your art history references.

Centaurus
Centaurus

Popping in on a dark moon pre eclipse. Not commenting much these days but still reading the blog here and there in a Gemmy skim fashion but… I only thought of one thing when I saw this image and thought I’d share for fun. Long post warning and apologies folks. On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair… Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air… She kicked an invisible tyre as she wandered around the hallway for what… how many times had she seen room 6 now.. what lap was this, and where was the door… Read more »

Alouetta
Alouetta

Oh that is great!

CEM835
CEM835

Clearly her client has an expansive and kinky appetite for big bananas – and to handle these tricks, she needs to get smashed on champas!

Nickin
Nickin

Day 4 of the GM diet – bananas and milk. Milk disguised in a champagne bottle cause she knows and lives her brand. She’s already lost three kilos and she’s rocking the suit!

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

She’d been hitchhiking all day since the team meeting turned mass walk out at the massage parlour she worked at in The Valley.

Her Virgoan Sun Pluto conjuction square her Sagittariun Mars gave her true grit and trigger finger when it came to The Man

Making it to Murwillumbah, she and her Aquarian comrade took the bananas they bought at the honesty box at a empty stall outside Uki and the bottle of Asti the barmaid found to help them celebrate.

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Up to the gigantic deco bathroom she’d spied on the way to their room

Jokerman
Jokerman

But, sadly, it all fell apart in Nimbin.

S
S

@Powderfinger too funny, yet so freakin true.

The Year of the Phoenix
The Year of the Phoenix

Oh yes that darkened valley in the shade of The Pinnacle spooked by mushroom juice in the border ranges

The Year of the Phoenix
The Year of the Phoenix

They met a bunch of surfers at Clarkson Beach Caravan Park and wound up dancing along the waters edge on the most easterly point watching dolphins in the pink and gold dawn

Domini
Domini

Girl is weighed down with some merde from the past, but she is walking toward her best life. Underwear, high heels, and a deep pore cleaning mask on her face. Bananas to make smoothies forever and keep her potassium up. Champagne because the ride is going to be rough. She’ll be holed up in her hotel room until the storm has passed. And when it has – be ready – because she will be ready for you.

Pi
Pi

i love so many of these and i especially love this.

AquaAurusOrpio
AquaAurusOrpio

“Doing a most elegant Walk of Shame after the Great American Eclipse, Delores had no regrets about her choices in men or fruit.”

Sagitta
Sagitta

Nice!

AquaAurusOrpio
AquaAurusOrpio

Thank you! I’ve been a subscriber for a little while, but this is my first post. I thought this picture was a hoot and had to respond.
Your reply to the pic is awesome, and congrats on winning a consult with Mystic! Lucky and Lucky!

Sankt Freundin
Sankt Freundin

Simple. A dazzling Leo rising dance star has her third Lilith return and she has realized that she is a self sufficient Capricorn so after the cabaree show she is going to enjoy the rest of the evening in her hotel room – by herself. Some nice champagne and the bananas from her fabulous hair piece. What else could she possibly need? Maybe a ‘Do not disturb’ sign, tops.

Alessandra
Alessandra

She is pisces, of course. After an excessively dull year in cold and gray Scandinavia, she left the plane in Rio thirsty for glamour. Before letting her friends and family know of her arrival in the tropical paradise, she checked in at the legendary Copacabana Palace. Bubble bathing in Amazon scented salts, soothed her cold body and lifted her spirit. She was starting to feel like herself again. There was something missing, though… but she knew exactly where to find it. Jumping into her swimsuit and called the room service: – I am going to have breakfast on the beach… Read more »

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Beautiful

Luna Sol
Luna Sol

Jane had tried everything to keep it together and to bring back the romance they had shared before they moved to LA. Yet his appetite for life waned with every day that passed, and worst of all – for her as well. She had the Studio decorate their room with vines and jungle motifs – even had their mattress elevated to a platform between two trees she had installed. Yet as the witch-doctor had warned before they left their jungle home in Africa – she would lose her man in a place where the night met noon – or some… Read more »

S
S

Thank you for this amazing entry. I was once asked this question “Ma’ma what time is noon?” It’s an exam situation that I am hired to keep an eye on this generation, at an elite all boys school (Seniors). Sure teachering manners from the dark ages, is one thing. It was the “Ma’ma” that saddles up my crazy like you have never seen. No problemo…this boy is pretty and can bat those baby blues but I’ve been struck by dumb. The head of studies explains “It’s the fault of the wording on the exam paper question.” That’s why he didn’t… Read more »

batshley
batshley

Ha! I love this

Sagitta
Sagitta

Love this line: “Keep Tarzan at the shrink and Cheeta in bananas. It’s the least she could do.”

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Fantastic interp

AxlTaure
AxlTaure

Hot August night # 3 of an epic bender. Channelling my inner Josephine Baker as the serotonin peaked and neurons sang again, I knew I had to step out into the hot Paris night and buy bananas. On a string. So I could make a banana skirt. For dancing. It all made superb sense. The universe wants me to do this. The eclipse demanded it. But I knew I couldn’t go out empty-handed like a crazy person. Of course: Champagne. Don’t question me.

Ruth
Ruth

WW2……… Europe….. Banana shortage..
She did what she had to do.

Kim S
Kim S

The haiku render

Fizz butt bender
fluff shot summer
mama eclipse moon

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Thank goddess! Priscilla the Pisces thought as she made her way down the corridor–despite consuming more Baby Hawaiian Woodrose seeds than her Shaman ususally reccomended she had lucked out–no nausea this time. She put it down to the fact she’d had the presence of mind not to down them on an empty stomach. The banannas had worked their magic. It was all thr more suprising give the fact she had washed them down with ‘champers’ as she affectionately called that golden bubbly beverage kindly paid for by her the new acquaintance she’d met at the bar. Priscilla couldn’t remember his… Read more »

Sizzlecat
Sizzlecat

this is great- quite believable actually!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Winner!!

Aphra
Aphra

A Leo Sun, Taurus Rising burlesque performer on her way to a colleague’s hotel room to chill/come down from the adrenalin high of the standing ovations with fellow burlesque performers/ musicians in a former Eastern Bloc city were the only non processed food she could find are bananas and she is ravenous. She’s bringing the dregs of bottle of sparkling wine used to pour over her body in her show (poured into a Champagne bottle pre-performance to look more expensive). Don’t judge! It’s midnight and the hotel bar is closed.

Irock
Irock

Snapshot of younger, childless me doing my writing-process-thing. Seriously.

CleverUserID
CleverUserID

testing …

S
S

This is what happens when you know what you want but The Moon knows best too. The Lunar Goddess spoke through her saying “Girl, not right now. Just pray for his soul for you know he still has that whole plutonic junkie valley to explore. Let’s not forget he still has his epic solo Saturn Return thing.” Sure some bonds are broken like a shattered martini glass of memories but not her Cottontails. Could she have pick pocketed his mind or just spoke the same language. So many questions and the yet I wonder do they still speak through the… Read more »

Billy D
Billy D

Another night, another kinky trick at No Tell Hotel. Chin up GF, one day you’ll get that callback.

seawitchmermaid
seawitchmermaid

“Well, at least I tried.”

Alouetta
Alouetta

Lol. The mind boggles.

Sagitta
Sagitta

I like how you leave it to our imagination.

Jokerman
Jokerman

She’s thinking, “If this doesn’t work, I’m leaving him”. This was after reading about ‘food signatures’ & that bananas contain high registers of trytophan, bromalin and potassium.

virgosun
virgosun

She left. Taking the Bollinger and the bananas. The rest he could have.

Alouetta
Alouetta

Ha!

Sagitta
Sagitta

On the other side of the door, she could hear applause for Miss Venezuela—her talent was public speaking. Blah blah blah. She knew she’d blow them away with her Banana Walking routine. She rehearsed it in her mind: 1. Throw three bananas in the air, catch one in each arm and one in her mouth. Squish the bananas and scatter the peels and bits on the floor. 2. Throw a banana in the air and catch it with the toes of her left leg. Squish, scatter, yell “Yeeee haaa!” Throw a banana in the air and catch it with the… Read more »

Sizzlecat
Sizzlecat

this is too funny!

Sizzlecat
Sizzlecat

yay congrats! 😀

Alouetta
Alouetta

Funny… congrats!

Pi
Pi

very fruity Leo performance. Congrats 😀 😀

kriblack
kriblack

This image, quite simply, is my future life. Five year plan, done and done. Minus the bananas as I’m allergic, but substitute a shopping basket of various other tropical fruit.

Preppyvampire
Preppyvampire

There are some advantages to being the last one awake at the after-after party.

Pi
Pi

advantage 1: you get to raid the breakfast buffet while it’s being set up by the morning shift kitchen staff

piwacket
piwacket

Freelee the Banana girl finally cracked and opted for the Moet instead!!!

Pi
Pi

It was here, this weekend, at a small party in the Dominican Republic, that Estella Ramirez truly learnt what it was going to take to catapult herself to the next level. Three weeks earlier her agent and his wife, Johanna, had invited her to visit them on the island. There was a room already booked for her at Santiago’s Hotel Mercedes. Lately she had been having trouble sleeping – Estella wondered if she should not have told them. She was awoken by vivid dreams – after accepting the invitation from her agent, last night’s visions were beyond imagination – giant… Read more »

Alouetta
Alouetta

What a lovely moment. The frisson is tantelising.

Rubent
Rubent

YES

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

plan b…just in case the shot of vitamin e isn’t enough

Alouetta
Alouetta

Liliana contemplated the grapes of wrath, then the lemons of umbrage and finally the bananas of botheration. Two weeks ago she had been the pick of the crop, the apple of her adoring public’s eye, a blazing bush that lit their eyes and teeth up in wonder. She had berry unique talents to be sure – not everyone could strike the right balance dangling from a chandelier like an over-ripe avocado (side note: avocados don’t actually ripen until you pick them and will stay harder than a hard thing until they are two weeks off a tree), whistling the theme… Read more »

Sizzlecat
Sizzlecat

bananas of botheration!! haha love it. It’s incredible how much this image speaks to self-actualization in the face of tedium, reading all the amazing entries…

KellyH
KellyH

This. Just this.

Rubent
Rubent

S.S. Shapeshifters cast off from shore, only this Goddess, photographed, knows when. To a fanfare that would have rivaled the celebration of Isis as told by Lucius once she had restored him from a four legged beast back to his human form. To keep things somewhat modest – structured for maximum benefit – only in rooms would you find wavy truths, where all that is sanctioned for 3D sight drifts apart and the 528 hum begins to work. All public spaces, for the most part, remained under the charge of Wave’s brother Particle. These two being assigned the roles of… Read more »

Pi
Pi

i love a multidimensional edifice .. and congrats !

Sizzlecat
Sizzlecat

Wow!!! Sinuous, surreal, and spookily believable. You’ve woven a world unto its own in these few paragraphs. Congrats & well deserved!

Alouetta
Alouetta

Oh that is so delicious! Congrats – I’d love to read more.

S
S

Witty storytelling, is a true gift. Congratulations on the prize win.

Kim S
Kim S

Googled this press shot for Kim Fowley album Visions of the Future. Track 13 Mum and Dad tagline ‘long before rock n roll took control and tore my soul in two’. Long story short silverscreen romance–rodeo guy meets California beach babe-bananas are a beat-up–its all about the bubbles and boomin back at you in the Presidential Suite when somethin meant somethin

virgosun
virgosun

Clearly going on a banana bender

Jokerman
Jokerman

This entry is appeeling

virgosun
virgosun

Secret monkey business

Redlipstick Virgo
Redlipstick Virgo

Will she do the splits?

Redlipstick Virgo
Redlipstick Virgo

Banana splits that is …

Jacqui
Jacqui

Bond….Jacqui Bond looking for Roger Moore

Jokerman
Jokerman

Sirred, not miss-taken.

saturnplutoflux
saturnplutoflux

lol

bbs1202
bbs1202

This is ME (Sag sun, Taurus asc, Leo moon) escorting Saturn out of Sagittarius on Dec 19! Hehe

Ariel
Ariel

😀

MissKate
MissKate

Carmen Miranda’s understudy.

Redlipstick Virgo
Redlipstick Virgo

Too funny!

Triple Air Gem
Triple Air Gem

Well that was a successful game of strip poker…!

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

Bahaha

Triple Air Gem
Triple Air Gem
Sagitta
Sagitta

Nice!

Lovelee
Lovelee

Being a scorp, I’d say that’s me fetching supplies for myself (champagne) and my young lover (bananas). I need the liquid, he needs the nourishment mentally and physically. Bananas are perfect fuel; full of potassium.

Kim S
Kim S

The original banana smoothie when health food and the sexual revolution made swallowing the horse de vers and the appertiff at a game twister all spelled hi jinx

Redlipstick Virgo
Redlipstick Virgo

Josephine Baker’s assistant was weary but she trecked the hall with fresh bananas on a string and a bottle of cold Bollinger. Would she ever get see the beautiful Josephine not have to humiliate herself in swathed in banana costume?She pondered this thought as she swung her hips languidly along, while tilting her head down in still contemplation.

Five Arrows
Five Arrows

The more she thought about it the less convinced she was that the Jane Goodall Institute was actually in any way involved in this gig. Sure, Bubbles was a nice enough primate, but there was no way that the ‘research demonstrations’ that she was giving were going to help her PhD candidature…

Sagitta
Sagitta

I like the idea of the PhD candidate fooled into monkey business!

davidl
davidl

After her weekend on space dust with the famous trapeze artists, Dino and Gino Laurentis, Laura knew that only bananas would help her brain produce the dopamine levels she required to complete her high wire performance that night. Diving from 50 ft into the arms of monkeys riding whippets was not what Laura had in mind when she left the convent to find her fortune. God knows how she ended up here ? It’s 5pm she thought, I’m on at 9. Time for a bath and a glass of bubbles.

Breanna
Breanna

She’s tired of the show & the performance of it all. She’d rather sit back in her hotel room, pop her bottle…watch the bubbles as they race to the top of the crystal glass. Maybe eat a banana or maybe just sit and wonder what they look like hanging on a tree. She’s done with the show and ready to be by herself, lost in her own head where she is found once again.

emg
emg

The diet was really working for her. She could now totally rock this outfit, so she strode into the supermarket gathered her next meal and headed back home. Only to be suruptisciously snapped by her neighbour in the hallway. She wasn’t at all upset she ended up on social media as she was about to start her vlog on the Bubbles Diet, an homage to Micheal Jackson’s chimp, living it up on champagne and bananas.

HellaHeka
HellaHeka

She is taking the bananas to make the Choquita head-dress. Her friend has the feathers and other plummage in the hotel room. Woman is also tired AF, and grabbed a bottle of champagne off the bar. This is her profession. Was it always what she dreamed it would be as a kid?

Anon
Anon

A man falls to his knees as he watches his addictions depart. He falls in shock at how close to destruction he brought himself and the world. He falls in gratitude for the lessons his addictions taught. He falls in reverence to the power of the lessons of the Devil. He falls in appreciation for the power of love to aid him on his journey to his own heart.

Chrysalis
Chrysalis

I think I actually lived that moment in my 20s.

Alouetta
Alouetta

omigod me too, but in my 30s

Sim oneness
Sim oneness

Just another day at the office…

dark star
dark star

weary Piscean Hollaback Girl era Gwen Stefani backup dancer walks downstairs to hit the town after raiding dismal minibar offerings

kriblack
kriblack

Lol!

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