The Weird Astrology Questions That People Ask

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People ask some weird astrology questions. Sometimes, they’re obviously inebriated and in other cases, fending off a Love Zombie episode. As explained in How Virgo Women Show That They Like You, there is a section on the back end of my site where i can the search terms people are inputting to get to this site.  Most of them are fairly standard: Saturn Return, Aries 2017 and so on.

But there are a few outliers.  The latest two are “Horoschopes Women Boobs Size” and then “Virgo women sex stories.

Someone, possibly an avid devotee of astrological research after several glasses of Lilac Wine, is clearly seeking enlightenment. I mean, come one, “horoschopes”?  And what’s with the “Virgo women” mystery?

More weird astrology questions: How To Ignore Scorpio Man Without Him Knowing?  Pluto denial? Who can change your star sign?

Can anyone conjure up a fair approximation of the person posing these questions? Can anyone even answer them? Is there a correlation between “horoschopes” and “boob size?”  Is there an anthology somewhere of Virgo Women Sex Stories?

Thoughts?

 

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Anna
Anna

Women with Leo Moon and/or Leo Venus usually have beautiful, big breasts.

LVMM Member
LV

testing

redjavaMM Member
redjava

I’ve got some Virgo woman sex stories…

Stella PolarisMM Member
Stella Polaris

What a gorgeous photo.

AquabombMM Member
Aquabomb

Storm in a b cup. Never known a big boobed Aquarian. We’re too cerebral for excess.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I’d just like to say it wasn’t me. Just because I’m Kat Sun and Asc. Yes, I think breasts are wonderful; l prefer b cups. But l know they’re not what a woman is. Plus l obsess over Scorp n Pisces, in the main, followed by the other Yins.

Eyes are things that get me…because so much expression is given through them.

PhoenixWolfMM Member
PhoenixWolf

Looking for links to the other “How X sign shows they like you” posts, please!

Kel
Kel

Can the person who actually searched for horoschope womens boob size please anonymously comment and tell us the excellent story of how it came to pass that the search engine got tickled with this delightful morsel? I see a high tea shared with a group of great friends who enjoyed the cucumber sandwiches and pillowy little pastries so much that an innocent high tea quickly spiralled into a rather boozy lunch. Fast forward over conversations about each others partners and boyfriends, the best place to buy Chinese herbs and a few anecdotal stories of personal humiliation in the office. Commence… Read more »

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Ps is good grammar good grammar?

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Yes….qualitatively and quantitatively.

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Thinking the peeps looking for juicy tit bits from the Virgins have experienced the experience of a Virgo lover and appreciates good grammar in a short story.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

All the narratives I’ve heard on the matter indicate in the in the affirmative.

leogroover
leogroover

We seem to have gone a bit off topic or maybe im just jealous of all the big boob stories. So me thinks the persons using these search terms are tipsy peeps looking for the astro of different sized lassies. Simple but idiotic really. Thats as stupid as saying men with big feet or noses have a big schlong.

skarabMM Member
skarab

No, you’re right, it’s fingers.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I read somewhere that finger length, more particularly, relative length of the fingers, one to another, indicates sex-drive.
If l recall the ring-finger being longer than the fore-finger.

skarabMM Member
skarab

Interesting, but it sounds like poppycock.
I just go by the rule of thumb.

marsbar
marsbar

yup, longer ring finger means exposed to more testosterone while in the mother’s womb. I have those “man” fingers which makes glove shopping difficult! But yes, I am very masculine oriented.

skarabMM Member
skarab

Finger ratio is a Thing – but there’s been no correlation between the sex hormone levels of an adult and the individual’s finger ratio – which means that it’s “strictly only the exposure in utero that causes this phenomenon.” … doesn’t make an adult with a greater finger ratio more virile.

skarabMM Member
skarab

Let’s not let this get out of hand.

Anpan
Anpan

Cancer Sun. I have what I’d consider a medium-sized chest BUT when I was breastfeeding my first born I would make SO MUCH milk. I got mastitis 3 times ’cause of overproduction. And extended breastfeeding (stopped at 3.5 yrs but only because I had a new baby and tandem feeding was not appealing). So…I wonder if my Cancer Sun is related to my breastfeeding history, instead of size or appeal (because honestly, 3+ years of breastfeeding certainly don’t improve their aesthetics…).

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Where’s ya Ceres?

Anpan
Anpan

Interesting idea! It’s conjunct my Moon, 6th hse Scorp.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Ceres is simpatico to Cancer so having it on ya Moon is a very giving / nurturing position. Esp in the 6th. You are probably driven to just give and give.

anpanMM Member
anpan

Cool. Thanks!

Catfish moon
Catfish moon

Cancer sun…big boobs. I do know cancer Suns without them though.

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

i have a friend who is Toro/Cancer rising – she’s enormous 😀 😀 😀

TripleLMM Member
TripleL

Sooo, any thoughts on the signature of a tight twat transit? I’m just trying to plan ahead. Lol.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

A ‘TTT’? A transit you say.

leogroover
leogroover

Wt????? TTT???

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Hey, I’m the one making the inquiry.

TripleLMM Member
TripleL

LOL. I am making a joke about at least a temporary reduction in vaginal size (post-babies), since I cannot afford vaginoplasty.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I think planetary aspects would be the most likely indicator for the size-considerate; or obsessed.

Moon and Venus as well as Jup and Pluto favourably in women.
Sun and Mars as well as Jup and Pluto in men.

People can get too hung-up.

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

can u break that down a bit more PF

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Moon / Venus – broadly feminine.
Sun / Mars – broadly masculine.

Apply them to the aspects they form with these 2 :-
1- Jupiter – abundance.
2- Pluto – power.

skarabMM Member
skarab

So it follows then, by your reckoning, that you wouldn’t want Saturn anywhere near your Mars?

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

You are correct. Saturn sits at the table but my Asc sextile Mars cj Pluto, Sun trine Jup cj Ceres and a very tight parallel Sun Pluto declination rule the day.

skarabMM Member
skarab

I don’t know, but parallel declinations… if they’re not tight (like under 2º) then that’s clutching.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

0.5*

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

whats a declination?

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6xtwvHTa20

This vid by Kim. She does AH#90 on the topic.

AlouettaMM Member
Alouetta

Aqua here – smugly small boobed! I’m glad that I never wanted big boobs and now that I’ve seen the dramas my big-boobed friends go through (aching backs, can’t run, struggle to find bras that fit and look good, stupid comments from people) I feel doubly blessed, so to speak.
That said, there is something really comforting about laying your head in the pillowy goodness of a nice rack.

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

i was the same, i was a dancer until my 40s and didn’t have anything to speak of chest wise, which i was glad of. Several yrs confined to bed and limited mobility saw me gain 20 kilos, including a “rather large” bosom…i really like it now but i took up kung fu at the beginning of the yr and they really do get in the way. Plus you stand out in a predominantly male environment in a way you don’t when flat chested 🙁

Alouetta
Alouetta

Wow they are massive changes – dancer to immobilized to kung fu! Punch them while they’re looking 🙂

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

yeh – Pluto seems to have it in for me – every time I think , “yep, this is my life” the whole thing gets up ended.

GolightlyMM Member
Golightly

Many Great laughs for this post and comments. I have natal Saturn in Cancer and when i think saturn, i think limitation or restriction, conservation maybe, and i am pretty flat chested. This hasn’t been such a horrible plight as I was a dancer but many years of teasing and what-not I have oft lamented wishing I were more buxom. Virgo boyfriend really prefers the smaller to larger size.
I have searched the site for astrological penis size and cant find it if anyone has suggestions. I have a few theories on the subject.

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

Do tell! Ive never given the membrum- er matter- much though 😀

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

much thought

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

sorry if that was a bit X rated..

Impybat
Impybat

Venus in Cancer here. I can attest to the huge rack factor.

Catherine Cox
Catherine Cox

Reading this with mixed feelings. Taurus with scorp ascendant always had quite nice, not huge boobs, but had cancer n had to have one removed. Had reconstruction which went wrong and now its a mess. Self esteem and body image taken a beating…Neptune conjunct ascendant I blame you for the suffering

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I feel for people who have issues with how they feel about things like this. And then what you declare puts a lot of it into searing perspective. I hope you can get some correction.

Catherine Cox
Catherine Cox

Thanks alas they reckon due my heart probs and probability of recurring problems with cosmetic surgery in that area I just have to live with it x

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

PF is right – this really does put things into perspective. Sending u light and love. x

VSLR
VSLR

Mines are small – i really think digesitve issues during my teen/adult years have had an impact on my growth in general. Now that ive found a wonderful healer and taking rights where body is restoring itself – first thing to grow were my boobs.

But i want normal size ones -any tips/ food to eat etc ? Exercise yes but dont want to exercise lol

AlouettaMM Member
Alouetta

There is no normal.

VenusscorpMM Member
Venusscorp

I completely concur on this one. My same issue. Mine even look flat and odd shaped. I’m finally doing the digestive work (at 38) and post 2 children and it’s Iodine which is needed for breast tissue growth. Mine didn’t show up at all for breastfeeding and ended up with Severely underweight baby first time round. My God the things I did to try and get these babies working but just no tissue to work and what was there just didn’t get the memo.

marsbar
marsbar

Too bad you are not into exercise. I took up rock climbing and my bosom swelled from 32B (my whole freaking adult life) to 32C. :/ unfortunately, it also makes your shoulders broad which makes finding non-stretchy shirts or dresses with sleeves hard. 🙁 You might want to hit up your local herbalist and see if something can be done for you. Hormone issues can make them swell or shrink. But honestly I am a lil envious of my B cup and smaller sisters as style wise, all these cute bralettes and sheer bras are all the rage right now.… Read more »

syrynxMM Member
syrynx

In terms of dietary things you can do, there is fenugreek and also possibly, goat’s rue which is a galactogogue so might influence the glandular tissue. Also, the topicals that are around for this, which I think use synthetic analogues of compounds found naturally in some plants (adifyline is one of those synthetics) actually do work to increase fatty tissue. But because these are cosmoceutiicals, they are not subject to the same kind of stringent controlled trials as medicines and you should keep that in mind – noone knows what the long tern effects could be. If you want to… Read more »

bossladyMM Member
bosslady

LOL, IDK, but I read this hoping to find out why my boobs are so damn big!

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Teen witch-in-training looking for horosc-Hopeful hints about her own personal development?

skarabMM Member
skarab

Yes, i was thinking young Virgo worried about the term (with its implications) looking for Virgo sexual stories to allay their fears.

Or someone dating a Virgo worried that she/he will not put out.

As for “Horoschopes Women Boobs Size” …. randy astrology-fixated Crab man looking for ideal mate?

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

If l come across him I’ll let you know.

AleMM Member
Ale

Lmfao. I have Sagittarius sun, Virgo moon and cancer ascendant, and my boobs are 34 DDD. Can we use astrology for penis size. If so, I’m going to become a better Astro student!

Silver Huang
Silver Huang

“Can we use astrology for penis size. If so, I’m going to become a better Astro student!”

Priceless! I’m laughing so hard omg

emgMM Member
emg

If I could find that answer it would make life much simpler.

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Haha me too so funny. I’m going to search this question on the site right now 🙂

MissDeeMM Member
MissDee

That’s the Cancer rising IMHO. 🙂 Taurus women (or better Venus in Taurus women) in my experience tend to be endowed too.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I’ve always thought Toro women (Sun and/or Venus) have dibs on beauty; all else being equal. I dont feel the same about Librans; that’s because of me being predominantly Yin.

I think Kats are represented well in this area. Size is not a big issue.

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

Toro rising..E cup but I’m really tall so they don’t look particularly big – even though a certain Virgo Sun/Merc someone “who would know” insists they are “really rather large” hahaha. Love that Virgo delicacy 😀

KeltronMM Member
Keltron

Oh interesting! I am Venus in Taurus and a DDD-E. My bestie is a Cancer and has the best boobs ever. Perhaps you are on to something!

MissDeeMM Member
MissDee

Oh and for man: nothing ever beats Mars in Taurus or Mars in Scorpio men 🙂

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

or straight up Toro men!

CleverUserIDMM Member
CleverUserID

nononononono, my dad is a taurus lalalalalala

CleverUserIDMM Member
CleverUserID

although … “straight up?” ahem

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

hahahahhaa
– Freudian slip 😀

LightningButterflyMM Member
LightningButterfly

Yea! My Libran has Mars in taurus….he is “compulsively drawn to my Venus in Cancer.

Catherine Cox
Catherine Cox

Think there’s already been one for that!

hermes26
hermes26

In my experience, Libra ladies have the big boobs.

CleverUserIDMM Member
CleverUserID

libra with virgo ascendant, and … no. :-/

NiaMM Member
Nia

Libra with Cancer Rising. None here either, sadly.

marsbar
marsbar

I think we are well proportioned to whatever our backsides look like. So not really, just symmetrical and proportionate to our glutes. We are more about the butt.

Jfk
Jfk

Yes- agree. Libra rising / moon. Always proportionate weight distribution.

LightningButterflyMM Member
LightningButterfly

No! They’re usually tall and slender without much boob to speak of. Leo ladies oth…..got nice ones AND love to show them off!

LightningButterflyMM Member
LightningButterfly

I’m Mars and Venus in Cancer and don’t think that applies to me. I always hated having my boons stared at by men and was always happy that they were medium-sized and no larger. I get more attention for my sweet ass anyways. And I think other women’s books are nice but I sure as heck don’t obsess over hat body part. And my fave thing on men is broad shoulders.

emgMM Member
emg

My fav thing on a guy is probably best left untyped!

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I think I’ve been reading women’s books the wrong way. More titillating than l thought.

LightningButterflyMM Member
LightningButterfly

Lol….yes, type on a phone and end up with multiple auto corrects. Sigh….

Aquarianne
Aquarianne

I love it. Such a wonderful piece of code-cracked metamorphosis.

em priceMM Member
em price

well, Mars + Venus in Cancer both love boobs, so I’m pegging this one as a Mars in Cancer.

MissDeeMM Member
MissDee

But on the other hand I can assure that Mars + Venus in Kataka woman don’t always have big boobs, unfortunately 🙂

emgMM Member
emg

But mars in cancer is super sexual even with small boobies.

hermes26
hermes26

My husband’s moon is in cancer and despite being an overall gentlemanly sort, he goes googoo over a big bosom. Think Nigella Lawson – big boobs, nurturingly making you food. It’s like his catnip and he suddenly becomes like the *heavy breathing cat* meme. Funny given that I (Gemini Sun Leo rising) have no boobs to speak of. About 1 centimetre of tissue that no bra can do anything with. I couldn’t care less and have never understood why some women feel so insecure about it.

PiMM Member
Pi

I’m trying to hypnotize a cancerian moon guy but he has hard headed aquarius things in his chart and I think a Scorpio lady might be (therefore probably is lol sigh) in the mix. I noticed his propensity for baked cinnamon-y apple dessert type things. Vanilla ice cream, etc. So I think he feels his mooniness. Should I stick with the obvious I.e. boobs? My stupid fucking retarded capricorn moon is trying to play the long game which lets face it is pointless when it comes to artists

LauraBloomifyMM Member
LauraBloomify

Here’s how it is from a very Virgoan Virgo: I have big boobs which I take a practical and some might say clinical approach to. I buy the most supportive bras which cost a fortune and are very dull and plain looking, almost hospital like in their simplicity. I used to go to a wonderful store in the Strand Arcade which was like the Virgo Palace of Breasts where the ladies who ran it were very strict and censorious if you so much as thought about wanting lace and prettiness over what would actually be best for your breasts. They… Read more »

LaurelMM Member
Laurel

Oh I love this! Do Virgos take a practical no-nonsense approach to sex too? Asking for a friend 😛

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I have Virgoan Mars/Pluto/Vesta/Venus quadjunct and the ‘road less travelled’ is well travelled.

Kel
Kel

Hahahahaha!!

LauraBloomifyMM Member
LauraBloomify

Well, modesty aside, Mystic’s description of the Virgoan woman as ‘half school sock monitor and half sacred whore’ is spot on when it comes to me.

chronicgir1MM Member
chronicgir1

Me too!

TripleLMM Member
TripleL

Best laughs I’ve had in 2 weeks. Thanks, peeps.

Triple Air Gem
Triple Air Gem

Agree.

I have heaps of female Virgo friends and they all have massive boobs.
And they all do the subtle, keep em hidden sexiness thing.
Like librarians shushing people, coupled with an earthy, understated hotness.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

The Virgo Palace of Breasts is search term that in an ideal world should come up far more often.

LauraBloomifyMM Member
LauraBloomify

LOL

Aqusunrise
Aqusunrise

I am not a bra wearer however I am content to say I ok, breastfed for almost two years, oxytocin (from also making love) it is very good for ones sense of youthfulness – is it the kidney meridian that runs through the breasts? I know if a lover is tender breasts bring much pleasure to both. Age is inevitable, it is lovingness that is most restorative. Cancer moon trine ceres Scorpio both sextile Virgo jupiter conjunct ascendant.

Leomancer
Leomancer

Is the bra shop still there?

LauraBloomifyMM Member
LauraBloomify

No, very tragically they closed down, after at least 15 yrs there.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Not enough support?

CleverUserIDMM Member
CleverUserID

omg did you really say that!? lmao!

Leomancer
Leomancer

Thanks LauraBloomify!

friends with pluto
friends with pluto

no, they went bust

skarabMM Member
skarab

yes, cuz they were booby trapped by womenz libbers.

Leomancer
Leomancer

Thanks, how sad!

kimlovesstuffMM Member
kimlovesstuff

I too am a super Virgoan Virgo, and I know so many other Virgo women, and big boobs really appears to be a common trait!

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

My twin sister and a I have been blessed, yes

I very rarely get the girls out and prefer a bit of mystery to full frontal near nudity (for myself you understand) and never try and use them to my advantage and always a bit surprised when they get attention

One plus to being a bit on the shy side cleavage wise is less sun damage!

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Well there WAS a post on Cancerian women and boobs…

But Virgos? HMM.

I think it could be a stalker/admirer of one of your (Virgo) subscribers.

Possibly struck with horror that she might have written an Ask-Mystic with some hideous sex story in which the stalker…I dunno…made inappropriate comments about her breast size?

The stalker is drunk, obvs.

ScorpintheSkyMM Member
ScorpintheSky

Yes I was thinking the same about the Cancerian boob post. And said drunk researcher was so frustrated it wasn’t showing up they just kept pressing SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH until it actually showed up in the analytics as a common term.