Feng Shui Office Spells are so much easier when you work at home or for yourself.
Working at home enables a degree of magical practice that is difficult to deploy in a working environment with other people. You may not get paid leave for, well, anything and the dress code can be downright dodgy as fuq.
Athleisure evolved with the growing sector of the population who work at home. But the animal familiars are close at hand, doing laundry can be a therapeutic way to process an annoying communique, and there is always time for a quick sage smudging or speedy Tarot read.
So how to retain your magical/esoterically informed in a work environment full of Muggles? Some might think you weird just for knowing when Mercury is Retrograde or for being mysteriously absent during Eclipses?
Do you carve protective runes into your calculator? Meditate in the office loo? Take out Hex Insurance? Insist on facing your desk in your correct Feng Shui direction?
Install a gigantic black obsidian crystal next to your desk? Spritz yourself with Artemesia spray every five seconds? Pretend you’re normal?
Here are some hints for when you need to be in Stealth Mode but want to do some style of Feng Shui office spells.
Work Witching Tips
Find out your optimal success direction and do your best to face it.
Sneak into work after-hours and sage the place. Yes, it will smell like weed but deny everything.
If you really can’t sage because of smoke alarms or the scent, throw salt around the place. It’s super-cleansing and protective.
Have a screensaver that’s a magical symbol, resonant to you. It’s particularly useful if it’s animated, that is; moving.
It would be creepy if you were to start finding out everyone’s birth dates + times and running charts but relating to them via their Sun Signs still gives you an edge.
Suggest that the office is Feng Shuied “as a selling point” or that the EMFs are assessed, for a healthy workplace. No need to mention magic.
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