Vanadium Lightyear knew that Uranus in Taurus would alter her go-to zodiac plants. And that her un-rut process would start with the gut.
Her Aquarius Moon nervous system could no longer stand her non-stop existential crisis over the industrial food system. But she could not maintain the rage without dangerously spiking her cortisol. Gastroenterology and its relation to gut instinct would be the next big thing, she decided. And fuq being wi-fried.
She wanted to eat only what she grew herself in soil infused with invocations to Gaia. She would connect with the spirit of powerful adaptogenic herbs and chew Gotu Kola leaf all day. It would be like a longevity cud. And, it was a herb of Mercury, she mused approvingly. Diatomaceous Earth added to her super-high-altitude coffee would complete the routine.
She would live by Moonrise and Moonset rather than the rhythm of the Sun.
Could she continue her Space Archeology studies if she embraced permaculture? What about the experimental Love Zombie vaccine? Would Vanadium need to cancel Neptunian Life Coaching? She decided to put off dating until Pluto in Aquarius. At first, she wondered if it was avoidance. But the surge of relief she felt at having an astrological “excuse” to stay single was reassurance enough.
Having it all was not so much ‘scheduling’ as manipulating the Time-Space Continuum.
With a shot of thrilling resolve shooting through her system, Vanadium Lightyear shifted into Uranus in Taurus mode.
Everything was different now. Again.
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