Scorpio Girls Take A Keen Interest In Household Duties

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Scorpio Girls Take A Keen Interest In Household Duties - extract from a historical article on Zodiac Signs

Scorpio Girls take a keen interest in household duties? This is some sexist astrology article from 100 years ago, and you can win by rewriting it.

Although, the suggestions for “hobbies” are fantastic. We can learn from this.

“Hobbies” went out the window once Pluto got into Capricorn but maybe they’ll come back once Pluto hits Aquarius in 2024.

Hands up who wants a hobby? That is, apart from Anti-Fragility and Existential Crisis management.

For Scorpio Girls (And any Gender), seances should be a household duty. They could also maintain the Anti-Energy-Vampire Dark-Matter defense perimeter.

What does the suggested Leo hobby of “going about” consist of?  Has the person who suggested “rambles” for Capricorn ever met an actual Capricorn? Could “rambles in the countryside” be switched to “manufacturing, leveraged buy-outs or competitive competence?”

Pisces enjoy long sea trips and making electrical apparatus?  How about Scorpio Girls like necromancy and space archeology?

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rachelMM Member
rachel

Hilarious! “keen interest in household duties” may have been a bit of a euphemism, LOL. My updated list… Aries: possible hobbies include collecting fireworks and other explosives, casual martial arts, stand up comedy, daredeviling, and adventure. Taurus: will gladly pick up cooking and eating new foods as a hobby, as well as anything involving lounge wear. Gemini: enjoys puzzles–namely, puzzling out how people think, what makes them tick–and how they can use that information to their advantage–just for their own amusement. They can pick up any hobby well enough to have an opinion on how it should be done. Cancer:… Read more »

monte
monte

Not really habits, but I was thinking of this on my walk today… Honey do you know where the scissors are? Aries – Something near you is cut before you know it. It wasn’t what you wanted the scissors for but what the hell. Taurus – Dunno. Maybe there’s a knife in the draw. There should be an axe outside. Gemini – Deftly produces a complex gadget that has multiple functions, one of which apparently, cuts like scissors. Just gotta work it out first. Cancer – Has multiple scissors in multiple places around the house but can’t seem to find… Read more »

Siofra LambMM Member
Siofra Lamb

Is keeping pets a hobbie?? I’m Sagittarius Sun but my Leo Moon used to always ask my ex-Leo Sun-boyfriend if ‘this weekend can we ‘go about’ town?’ I didn’t want to do anything… just go about.. I get that one!

Siofra LambMM Member
Siofra Lamb

He thought it was hilarious

Bilybee
Bilybee

This is one of the most hilarious and spot on threads I have read in a while. Thanks everyone. As Gem Sun/Moon and Virgo rising, all the various posts have been spot on 😉

purpleta
purpleta

plotting the conquering of the world while burying egg shells along the roses as a pesticide. The insides of roses exposed by decaying petals mimic future subdites. Pomodoro technique for house cleaning; I make squats while taking down the curtains for cleaning and calculate tax returns. Making a tridimensional led-color-disco-party sprinkler. Rife frequencies should be incorporated in the alkaline sprinkling system,at least if has capsules of Flower and Bach essences for automatic water enhancement. Rife frequencies are resounding in the whole house. “YouTube House Cleaning Binaural Mix” it’s on baby! Crafting the chimes for the entrance of the house, full… Read more »

skarabMM Member
skarab

Oooh, i like!

sevenminusseven
sevenminusseven

Capricorn – raising caged animals
Aquarius – socialist, anarchist book club
Pisces – writing fanfic in Starbucks
Aries – bleeding edge hipster going to shows
Taurus- beekeeping, fabric dyeing
Gemini – side-hustle craft entrepreneur, fansubber
Cancer – competitive beach sand castle building
Leo – community theater, little league coach
Virgo – homebrewer
Libra – switching from dom to sub and back again based on research
Scorpio – Olympic-level thrift store shopping
Sagittarius – recreational outdoor sex scouting

Alouetta
Alouetta

Ok. aries – walking meetings; breaking the world record for the most air punches in a row; ‘being awesome’ (bestseller in 10 countries) scorp – grifting your mum; mannequin underwear dresser; under the bed aqua – sliding ten days into the future to know the cool stuff before you do; bonsai; underwear pyramid schemes cancer – speaking from the heart while pulling you to her dirty pillows; sex magic; collecting 17th century gernsy cows gemini – tongue twisters; forgetting more than you know; vacillating between being on fleek or en flique capricorn – online sex dungeons with aspiring technocrats; berlin… Read more »

KelMM Member
Kel

Wahahaha cancer and Taurus!!!

sevenminusseven
sevenminusseven

I really like your, esp sagg!

Alouetta
Alouetta

Gagh I posted it twice! Someone please delete one…

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

I DIE

Alouetta
Alouetta

Ok. aries – walking meetings; breaking the world record for the most air punches in a row; ‘being awesome’ (bestseller in 10 countries) scorp – grifting your mum; mannequin underwear dresser; under the bed aqua – sliding ten days into the future to know the cool stuff before you do; bonsai; underwear pyramid schemes cancer – speaking from the heart while pulling you to her dirty pillows; sex magic; collecting 17th century gernsy cows gemini – tongue twisters; forgetting more than you know; vacillating between being on fleek or en flique capricorn – online sex dungeons with aspiring technocrats; berlin… Read more »

scorpiodawnMM Member
scorpiodawn

thinking of getting the pluto glyph tattooed on my middle finger…lol…think pluto would love it

ElizabethMMM Member
ElizabethM

Aries: crossfit in the morning, afternoons as a “paid protestor” lol, nighttime News Shouting at the television Taurus: Pinterest she-shed librarian; keeping an eye on always being restocked on the totally chemical free skincare that the pets like to eat and that has to be stored in the fridge all summer; odalisk Gemini: Instagram psychic. Cancer: feng shui with a special focus on baked goods and Sex and the City reruns; still *always* leaving people voicemails and somehow manipulating them into actually listening Leo: Twitter rants, with an all caps specialty, 1/217 kind of thing. Virgo: medical grade kombucha lab… Read more »

ElizabethMMM Member
ElizabethM

Edit:

For Scorpio that’s actually

“hiking in the woods”; and then also:

avant-garde voodoo doll creation via focus on orange fairy floss/cotton candy as sole ingredient

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

These KILL me!

Alouetta
Alouetta

Ha! These are fuqing gold.

flowerchild
flowerchild

Loving all of these! 🙂 I’m not witty in that way so I’ll enjoy the brilliance and creativity of those who have contributed and I’m wishing everyone good luck in winning the memberships! Enjoyed reading this today as I needed a cheer up! I’m emotionally eating and drinking a bit this weekend (not great habits, and not my usual way of dealing with stress) so I must be VERY stressed about upcoming hearing this Thursday with landlords. I’m asking for rent reduction for their failure to repair, etc…… very nerve-wracking! I just need to get through this and keep moving… Read more »

greta
greta

Funnily, my Gem-Scorp-Aqua descriptions actually fit! 😉

Red Sauce
Red Sauce

Why do only women enjoy arts and crafts, according to this column? And the idea of Gemini and Scorpio women as exceptionally housewifely is just bizarre. Aren’t those attributes more often associated with Taurus and Cancer?

dark starMM Member
dark star

Leo- gold, self pr, abs, dopamine, parting the huddled masses by looking next level, running lifestyle mommy or daddy blog Virgo- re aligning the spice drawer, detailed advice, nature walks. Stalking gilt for very specific item Libra- scanning room for attractiveness, for others if already coupled. Commenting on bad smells. Elegant debate. Coveting glam clothes on Instagram Scorpio- NSA level investigation re: health /auras/ is your friends crush in a relationship? Hitchcock movies. Sex, Krav Maga and staring Sagittarius- finding ways to fund / unleash the next wave of travel / outdoor sporting in above 75 and sunny land. Ormus… Read more »

pearlMM Member
pearl

Sagg-yesss Taurus -you bet Cap-possibly..the Libra one pegs them!

KelMM Member
Kel

Virgo yes haha … Pretty much rearranging any shelf does it for my Virgo moon. I can get over break ups, job fails and pretty much any life event if there is some room that needs Zen attention…azention….ascension

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

“realigning the spice drawer” HA!

Irish Goodbyes! too good.

dizzarinaMM Member
dizzarina

I love this! Especially Aries

scorpiodawnMM Member
scorpiodawn

can i just say GO MANCHESTER!
theres a concert going on right now organised by ariana grande for the victims, etc.
glad it went ahead, in the light of what happened last night in london.
feels raw again.
hope the madness ends soon.
ONE LOVE

Jokerman
Jokerman

Another 12 years.

CassieMM Member
Cassie

I can agree with this, though I have to giggle ‘Boxing’. Maybe I should pick that up, maybe its something I have been naturally good at this whole time and never knew.

SoVeryGemini
SoVeryGemini

Cap: really quite busy for hobbies; plotting next corp takeover whilst worrying a bit too much about what other people think about them Aqu: nothing but hobbies. Some hobbies have turned into work that will eventually save the planet. Prefer the idea of humanity to actually dealing with it IRL. Pis: Stagecraft, saving people from themselves. Real hobby: picking up new allergies or a malady no one’s heard of yet, confounding the medical field. Ari: Hobbies of making. Crafting, cars, music, babies, etc. Recruiting Virgo to help with leftover clutter from said hobbies. Tau: Growing. Pets, plants, people. Happiest when… Read more »

monte
monte

Aries – zoology, zen Buddhism, having just seen the BEST whatever, and nose twitching Taurus – nudism, music, flirting, sex, lying on a beach and eating Gemini – a new hobby monthly or weekly or daily, flirting, ADHD researcher and tech junkie Cancer – part-time stripper, cluttering, refining resentment, manipulating people and comfort food expert Leo – entrepreneur – looking for the next big thing, finding the next big thing then telling you about it, being an expert and telling you about it, and having gorgeous partners and friends and telling you about it Virgo – calligraphy, understanding the ART… Read more »

KelMM Member
Kel

Personal planets in cap, Virgo and aqua, can confirm involvement in all of above hobbies 😉

pearlMM Member
pearl

whoops 1st one wasn’t supposed to get posted duh

pearlMM Member
pearl

How amazing , amusing and articulate! All these descriptors, as well as from past blogs, would be great compiled in some sort of “Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Sun Signs” with Mystic gathering some apt illustrations/artwork/pics {as usual} … Would love that on my coffee table!!!

pearlMM Member
pearl

Can they get any better or more clever?! Hope these and the descriptors of past blogs are compiled in some sort of…hitchhiker’s guide to the sun signs…with Mystic’s choice of illustrations…!!

Jokerman
Jokerman

Aries: making it to the top grade in 3 different sports.
Toro: trudging from coffee shop to lounge warehouses.
Gem: orchestrating media investments ahead of the press.
Kat: seeing how many different formats you can own the same album on.
Leo: taking pride in removing Trump’s hairdo from the savannah.
Virgo: anal lysing laxatives for public efficacy and the greater good.
Libra: singing auditions and mirrors; to reflect on their career.
Scorp: nuthing you’d know about.
Sagg: to only abide in places where it’s summer or the equator
Cap: investing- for seriousosity or profit.
Aqua: German humour for the 23rd century
Pisces: Waiting Room decor

skarabMM Member
skarab

LOLOL!!

(You too? – & films for me)

KelMM Member
Kel

Bahahaha virgo! Also..trump’s hairdo from the Savannah, oh yes I did lol

JacquiMM Member
Jacqui

Ja voll

Calli GMM Member
Calli G

Capricorn: Compiling Excel spreadsheets with formulas too outrageous for work (Note: work wishes the official formulas were this effective.) Reading 2002-2007 “how to be rich” books by people whose net worth was wiped out in 2008, while sipping a proper gin martini and smiling. Aquarius: Freehanding (working without patterns) classic designs out of psychedelic patterned materials. Aikido. Greyhound rescue. Pisces: Buying Kondo-esque organization books to add, unread, to the piles on all flat surfaces. Designing new tarot card themes. Volunteering with PTSD support organizations. Aries: Ultimate frisbee competitions. Day-hiking and microbrewery tasting tours. Historical military battle recreation groups. Taurus: Gardening,… Read more »

JanMM Member
Jan

Cancer sun/merc/mars. Can confirm, do all these things.

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Aries: the aries person enjoys Motivatoional Ranting, brisk drives in the countryside after abruptly breaking up with a lover, weight lifting of all kinds. Taurus: The Taurean hobbyist is inclined towards cinema and cusine appreciation within the home, gardening, gentle strolls to the fridge and back, hoards of all kinds and stable financial investment. Gemini: Creative hacking arts, gentle gosspi strolls in nature, wireless communications of all kinds, ironic needlework, trend forcasting. Cancer: Interested in the wonders of their own emotional landscape, gentle rambles down memory lane, vintage keepsakes and homewares, scrying cookies. Leo: Hobbies of an ego illuminating nature,… Read more »

KelMM Member
Kel

Hahaha gentle stills to the fridge and everything of a sock and sartorial nature!!! Glamorous neutrality lmfao, my mum is a Libra and her perpetual diplomacy drives me NUTs

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Virgo Sun/Pluto trine Scorpio Moon/Neptune

When your Sun is square Saturn hobbies include:

•Shit list making
•Propergating kitchen scraps
•unpick
•googling white vinegar and bicarb

KelMM Member
Kel

Bahahahahaha!!!! Googling white vinegar and bi carb, I’m crying ???

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

These are all 100% true!

marsbar
marsbar

What does “wireless” mean as a hobby for libra? Wireless bras? Not sure they have wireless phones in the era this was written.

Jokerman
Jokerman

Radio

Unicorn SparklesMM Member
Unicorn Sparkles

There’s time for hobbies?

scorpiodawnMM Member
scorpiodawn

LOL ‘going about’

Kel
Kel

Age of Aquarius Hobbies, interpreted by Whatever Sign Rules Your Fifth House Aries – riding your 1000cc motorbike at high speed along winding roads because taking the train to work is for chumps. Being the CEO for five companies all at once because you are omni-warrior and like a kungfu master have myelinated your synapse responses to the point where time ceases to exist and you can close business deals simultaneously in more than two places at once. Loudly appreciating Pho at that swank new cafe. Showing off your bartender flaring skills in your bedroom with whatever conquest got swept… Read more »

skarabMM Member
skarab

In AWE!!! …… & a little freaked out – how did you know of my Lemurian pottery hoard & graffiti-ing by moonlight?!
Who ARE you??!!

“V is for Vendetta for real”…..LOL.

Just everything…. Brava!

KelMM Member
Kel

Naw shanks 😉 I dabble in a good bit of graffiti too, secret high fives and conspirational glances your way !!

Jokerman
Jokerman

I lived in a town that made a new roundabout. It had a sign advising, “New Roundabout Ahead”. It was up for 6 months. One night, hahaha ha, I stuck up the word “Old” over the word New…..to reflect the reality of the situation.

The whole sign was taken down 4 days later.

KelMM Member
Kel

Haha I love seeing stuff like this. Avante Garde and well meaning jibes at the existing beaurocracy

skarabMM Member
skarab

Nice one!
It began when i was 10. The guy next door was real mean to my dog. He was letting out flats.
I saw a gap which *I* could fill … Let’s just say that it led to his “TO LET” signs being altered….heheh.

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

We have a winner

Ssylka
Ssylka

need a like button. I agree.

dark starMM Member
dark star

Spot on !

Jacqueline Louise
Jacqueline Louise

Right on!!

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Genius

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

So good!

Sylver Silph
Sylver Silph

1. this is utterly fantastic
2. I am now researching moon tans
3. I realized what was missing in my life was good philosophy while going potty

Thank you for distracting me from an overzealous fan who sent me an inappropriate pic that I innocently clicked opened.

KelMM Member
Kel

Oh wow, haha dick pics might be another hobby in the Aries/Leo/Sagg files. Sending other people’s dick pics could be Gemini/sagg. Hoarding said dick pics for future gain and blackmailing possibilities (and other late night activities), defo scorp

Sylver Silph
Sylver Silph

1. this is utterly fantastic
2. I am now researching moon tans
3. I realized what was missing in my life was good philosophy while going potty

Thank you for distracting me from an overzealous fan who sent me an inappropriate pic that I innocently clicked open.

MollyBlueDawnMM Member
MollyBlueDawn

I’m calling this the winner!

I’m totally getting the ones for my Sun (Sagittarius) and my Rising (Taurus). For my Fifth House (Leo), I’m all about the Laughter Yoga.

JacquiMM Member
Jacqui

Winner winner chicken dinner. My Cancerian husband found a bottle dump in our c1827 convict built Georgian house. He found loads of really old bottles and ceramic jars. I however found the oldest dated bottle 1846. And hell yes to the thai massage instead of yoga!

Alouetta
Alouetta

Omg you nailed it.
Plus to echo skarab, how did you know about my (rising sign) love of pho and eschewing public transport for a motorbike? Or that I shaved my eyebrows to see if anyone would notice (aqua sun – someone asked me ‘have you cut your hair?’)???
Are you in my mind?
*checking under the bed*

KelMM Member
Kel

I love that your shaved your eyebrows and people kind of didn’t notice!! Only Aquarians could get away with that I swear

Alouetta
Alouetta

It certainly made me aware of how vague most people are!

PiMM Member
Pi

I really, really like this.

scorpx4
scorpx4

I’m a lawyer and dabble in loopholes. Had the highest civil procedure grade in my law school class (it’s all about the loopholes and taking advantage of others failure finding the same baby!) Am I bitching or bragging? Bragging of course! I had to put a recliner in my office to accommodate all the people needing to tell me their secrets all day long. The downside to being a quadruple Scorpio in the 1970’s suburbs of Protestant, white, America? I had to travel far, far away to find a alternative type bookstore that sold books about astrology, seances, orbs and… Read more »

ShazberryMM Member
Shazberry

Love this!!! You totally nailed this Sun, Merc in Leo/Moon, Asc in Pisces.

Wish Upon a Star
Wish Upon a Star

Pisces, hilarious.

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Not a girl, I’m a woman, but yes to arts and crafts. All the world’s a stage, and i play in it, to get the feel of the other players, other scenarios. If by sea you mean the unconscious, then yes i travel by that means. Although i also like to be on the water, and better when i’m travelling to a destination than mucking about on the water. The spray, the wind, the boat traversing the current and cutting the water. Will stand out in the pouring rain on deck, and always have sea legs. I prefer the feel… Read more »

milleunanotte
milleunanotte

Oh yes. Of course: the photos. There’s always photos, and something previously unseen or unnoticed tends to rock up in them. Also i use them as a kind of journal of my mind, though i don’t think about it at the time. I can remember timing of events which i do not photograph by and large, by my states of mind, which come up in the photographs. Other people get shot with their hidden side exposed, somehow, an emotional undercurrent or something noone saw or remembered. And i can see the power of object placement acting on / with their… Read more »

motherofunicornsMM Member
motherofunicorns

Does building apps count as constructing “wireless apparatus”? Sounds like a good pick for my next hobby.

I’m already across the photography and arts & crafts.

No chance you’d catch me on a stage, or on any kind of ocean vessel.

(Piscean)

JacquiMM Member
Jacqui

Taurus-enjoys synchronicity, eating, reading books and devices (sometimes both at once), gardening, practical hands on fixing stuff, animal ownership, walking, good movies, eating, cooking when dieting, high-order thinking blog scanning, control of their paddock and mind numbing crochet. And eating.

Silver Huang
Silver Huang

With Pluto in Capricorn, actualisation has become everything for sure, though I see hobbies or specifically time-out time as a discipline to prevent burnout which would then impact actualisation, which is a no-no. As a Virgo Moon, I have to say that decluttering all my digital admin tools must be a Virgo de-stressing hobby. My inbox got away from me over the last month and I had *gasp* 67 read but unlabelled and unarchived emails in my inbox! Systematically labelled and archived them all last night and it was sooo therapeutic. I also like making the house clean, in fact,… Read more »

Mm
Mm

You might find my inbox challenging… more than 17000 unread… not even sure where to start to sort that baby out!

Silver Huang
Silver Huang

Whoohoo, if it’s Gmail, it would be a advanced keyword-slash-email address search and mass unsubscribe-slash-delete mission.

LightningButterflyMM Member
LightningButterfly

Ooh, hiw do you mass unsubscribe??? I MANUALLY went through about 15k Gmails last year but was only able to cuz I was in a “speedy” medication. And I’m Virgo moon also.

LightningButterflyMM Member
LightningButterfly

Ooh, how do you mass unsubscribe??? I MANUALLY went through about 15k Gmails last year but was only able to cuz I was in a “speedy” medication. And I’m Virgo moon also.

JacquiMM Member
Jacqui

Bless them and hit delete

Ali
Ali

Classic!

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Same!

Libra9MM Member
Libra9

I have 20,468 unread emails … but as a Libra I do enjoy needlework. The house is shipshape in so far as a pirate has a ship … and I do love listening to the wireless

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