Is Saturn in Leo Bad Hair Karma? Mystic advises someone who fears that it dooms her to dysfunctional hair and poor relationships with hairdressers.
It occurred to me that being the Venusian type and/or with a fairly Venusian subscriber squad, you might be able to offer some sage advice.
Does natal Saturn in Leo mean I will forever not be able to form a good relationship with hairdressers? Or at least it will always be an Effort? I’ve always taken that placement at a much more (blah) existential level but maybe Hair As Superficial But Constant Thing is also in the mix.
I sometimes find the Golden Mean of hairdressers and then after just a few appointments suddenly it all turns to crap and I walk out with Soccer Mum hair. The upmarket places are the WORST for this. Or some kind of copper shade (NO) when I wanted blonde. I don’t understand. I think I’m being clear in what I want. Is it the Pisces in me? Too easy going?
It’s got to a point where I just can’t even deal with yet again going in to say ‘hi um this is wrong can u pls fix’. Does the Leo squad frequenting MM know anything? I’m low maintenance at best – I leave my hair alone, it leaves me alone. My hair looks best weeks or months after the cut. Wild and free, etc. I wish it didn’t then turn into “Street Witches of the Gutter Vol. IX” shortly after that. Do I need to take the Sadge, Virgo rising, Mercury in Scorpio friend with me as Enforcer-Translator? Help pls?
I would like to see anything in the Street Witches Of The Gutter series. My idea for a guerilla television series is called Vibe Police and it’s where people are asked to extrapolate on who they think other people spotted in the street are and what they are doing – no filter, no barriers. And then the people themselves are interviewed to see if any of it is accurate. The Vibe Police can go off fashion, vibe, the phase of the Moon that day – all cues taken and utilized.
Saturn in Leo does not create this bad hair karma situation. But it is perfectly likely that, at the energetic level, you somehow conflate your hair communication – possibly clothes also – with Saturnine issues like status, father irks, bureaucracy, etc. And you care more about the outcome.
As this happens to nigh everyone i have known, i think you need to just be insanely clear about what you want. Ensure you have a consultation before anyone makes a move. If you’re too nonchalant and trying to be “nice,” they may assume that you really don’t mind emerging with something completely different from that which you envisaged,
There is a huge churn rate with hairdressers because of this sort of thing: once you’re a regular, people can nod off a bit. Or, because you’re not wanting anything “creative”, you’re boring to someone dreaming of Fashion Week extravaganzas. They want to play with the lilac locks of Space Dust Shamans while networking with edge film-makers. Never mind that classic looks that make hair look healthy and flattering are cornerstone revenue.
So take this as a Saturn in Leo challenge. March in there and say you want a 15-minute scalp massage and to emerge looking like an Alien Witch. Or, even better, be specific. Work out precisely what it would take to get the look you want and be descriptive. Vow now not to give a fuq if they think you’re “difficult.”
Image: God Hair Salon – Hong Kong
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