Obviously need to be very careful about that heading but I thought I’d just write to you about a little trend I’m seeing, which could be completely coincidence but I’m pretty sure something is up.
I seem to attract sea men (men who work on boats) in strange proportions. Now, you could argue that it is in fact my geographical location which is a completely plausible theory since I live in north Queensland on the coast. HOWEVER even when I was travelling abroad in Japan earlier in the year, in winter, I met a man, transferring to a resort on an empty 28 seater bus, just the two of us, in the middle of farking nowhere. We had an incredibly romantic 3 days together before we parted ways….and….yeah works on a Yacht.
I was married to a fisherman 10 years. Have had a huge amounts of dates with men whom I really enjoy and BOOM they’re the boating variety. Sea men.
I often dream about boats and water. Sometimes missing the boat, waiting for the boat, being stuck on them, falling off them etc. Once I got flung up into the mast of a boat, was near naked and was just hanging there and everyone was pointing and laughing at me. Was terrifying and humiliating. And the thing is I don’t particularly enjoy boating in the Sea in real life. It’s all hot and dehydrating to the max. Sand completely screws with my sensory issues. As does sunscreen and hair on my face.
I don’t know a huge amount about my chart other than I’m Leo, Virgo ascend, Aries moon. My bday is 16/8/84
What do you think? My best friend always seems to attract men who are recovering from drug addiction. Randomly. Is it a population and probability situation based on my geographical location and odds or could there actually be some shizz going on?
Forever your fan….
Not a seamaiden
Dear Not A Seamaiden,
Yes we will navigate right around that innuendo I think. Okay i GET this. And it is really interesting. Also, hilarious. Do you even eat fish? Or do your men bring home the mackerel or whatever and you knock it back for some kale fritters? SO i have the solution for this – if you are Virgo Rising, you have Pisces on the cusp of your 7th House.
This means your partners (the serious ones) tend toward a Piscean, oceanic type…(if you are interested in more on this sort of thing check out Astro-Hacks, it is open to everyone for a few hours at the moment)…but rarely does it manifest THIS overtly. As an Aquarius Rising with thus Leo in the 7th House, i attract people with, well, massive egos and a sort of theatrical qi. But if i were to be more like you, i would be mating with Lion Tamers or – fuq it – just Aslan.
But there is more – you have LILITH in Pisces and trined by Mars. So I have been nursing a theory for a while that men who somehow hook into your Lilith Vibe find you compelling, highly sexual but also electric and scary. But Lilith in Pisces oomphed by Mars in Scorpio to me puts you in the narrative as drawing oceanic characters. I could see you with a Sea Shepherd! Also, your SUN is in the 12th House, which is like Pisces.
These are just random thoughts – what does everyone else think?
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