I Dreamed I Was Melania Trump’s Astrologer

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Melania Trump

I dreamed i was Melania Trump’s astrologer.  It must have been 2018 because Uranus was in Taurus and crossing Melania’s Sun, Saturn, Mercury and Venus in Taurus. Nobody could believe the extent to which she came out because the Muggle media had not taken into account the effects of this once-every-84-years only transit.

In the dream, Donald was not the president. He featured only as a character in Melania’s best-selling tell-all that she wrote herself, deftly weaving in themes of her being a seventh generation Slovenian sorceress with anecdotes of acrylic hair on fire, five thousand dollar druid-forged crystal glasses full of red wine being flung in rages at Renoirs and Park Avenue seances where people fired shamans for being unable to contact a Rockefeller from the 19th Century.

The sexism machine fired up against her but her Lilith in Leo retaliated: You ghost-wrote the tell-all best selling book, they said, not even bothering to nuance the implication that she was not bright enough.  Yes, she shot back. An actual ghost.  They said she was a gold-digger. Her retort? Gold-fracker, thank you.

In the dream she used all her considerable money to set up a Dark Sky Preserve/Super-Coven and she had a companion owl that never left her left shoulder. It was blue. She was one of those people who say tell me what you think, i know nothing about astrology. And would then hit you with well what about Pluto being in parallel declination to my pre-natal Eclipse point next Thursday? Should i go on television then or not?

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Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
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LOLLLL

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I’d buy that book!

Pegasus
Pegasus

Her EYES! That DECOR!
Both tell me more than what i want to know.

Amazingingly lucid dream details, Myst

While we are on crass how’s about Packer & Carey split. Avarice at it’s worst. Tasteless form from the four of them.

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

His chin?
Her cleavage?

PiMM Member
Pi

To be a fly on the wall when Ros was having a word to her son.

em priceMM Member
em price

This is just beyond. So good. AND it really reminds of the Taurus darkside (well, I consider it a darkside) that I often forget. ‘The other woman’ in my relationship a few years ago had a heavy concentration of Taurus in her chart, and I do think that gone wrong they can justify *anything* that meets their material/earth plane needs. I bet you the mistress is often a Taurus and she’ll do anything for an upgrade. LOL.

Alice
Alice

I would think about this Uranus transit in your chart, maybe you will transform into major presidential astrology advisor ?
Uranus in Taurus will be conjuct my everything soon. Oh my Buddha!
South Node, the moon, Jupiter, Pallas , Mercury Vesta Venus and IC and Sun in 4 Gemini at the end.
What a shock.
Uranus rules my chart, maybe it will be helpful
What do you think

AnkhRising8.0MM Member
AnkhRising8.0

Lol love it, & so vivid! I’ll never look at Melania again without seeing a blue owl on her shoulder. Batting at Trump’s head with its great blue wings. (An aside: blue is the color of the Dem party.)

I’ve been dreaming of Bernie for weeks lol! A 20-something Bernie, the middle-aged Bernie, & Bernie as he is now. I shagged 20-something Bernie; he was great, so… passionate lol 😛

AnkhRising8.0MM Member
AnkhRising8.0

Oh– I heard an interview today with Pussy Riot’s Nadya: the band’s releasing a song about Trump today. Maybe Melania will align with Pussy Riot once she dumps Trump? That would be *fab*.

Triple Air Gem
Triple Air Gem

Wow, that furniture makes me want to Vom in my mouth.
All that money and zero style!?!

As for Melania I think she looks like the female version of Drumpf. Does anyone else see this? They have the same facial bone structure. It’s like he’s such a narcissist he has to fuk himself

AnkhRising8.0MM Member
AnkhRising8.0

Yes I noticed the resemblance! I wondered if they used the same plastic surgeon? But you’re so right on Trump’s level of narcissism…

VenusRising
VenusRising

Money can’t buy you style. But it can get you a discount if you buy in bulk at Franco Cozzo.

Ampersand
Ampersand

They got 50% of that sofa at the Liberace House of Crap. Fake tan doesn’t show on that fabric. Bonus.

VenusRising
VenusRising

LOL. That would make so much sense!

Horrifically, I keep thinking that desk probably genuinely belonged to Marie Antionette.

That would be so, so sad.

ArielMM Member
Ariel

Um, this is amazing. Either your dreams are hella lucid or you’re adding in a few details, but still, your imagination! I think you should publish your dreams as a collection of short prophecies 😉

kriblackMM Member
kriblack

I would read the hell out of that.

BeeMM Member
Bee

Mystic this is absolutely gas! Has cheered my grumpy Friday up no end ?

Virgo EllieMM Member
Virgo Ellie

Wow, she is a Taurus? Makes sense. Been with a Taurus man who was smooth, successful but non-committal. Yes he didn’t favor women therefore treated woman like dirt but he was a good looking hard working man. I love him till this day. But… Melanie… She is a beauty, smart and is helping to rock the government’s feathers. I Thank her for using her Taurus power to lead the way. As my reference being with a Taurus he was a retired cop. He was the power. Melanie comes across that way. I think Trump is in a good position with… Read more »

Kel
Kel

Not that I support/agree with any politicians in the sideshow alley that is the american election, but i believe HIllary’s support for 3rd term preg terminations was in the context of there being medical issues/risks to the mother…not just an option for all women

Dark side
Dark side

Hillary is a grandmother so yes, she will no doubt have “held a child”, not that it’s a presidential duty/prerequisite, or even a relevant factor to consider when choosing someone for the Oval Office. It’s one thing posing for the camera tacky Trump-style. When it’s real you don’t have to fake it. The Trumps are fantastic at selling. Unfortunately what they’re selling is always kind of super crap. With world population at 7billion and Earth struggling to sustain food resources, what the world definitely does not need are more unwanted children. The rights of a woman over her body come… Read more »

Redsonya
Redsonya

Ick Virgo Ellie. And thank you Dark Side. Agreed. The last thing this world needs is unwanted children and tacky excess. I am hoping Uranus in Taurus boots this embarrassment from the White House. Melania held telephone interviews with Howard Stern from bed with Trump so I don’t have much hope for feminism or real intelligence from her. More like lots of prescription meds to block the mental image of a naked Trump from her mind.

milleunanotteMM Member
milleunanotte

“And it all came to pass.” ALL OF IT. If we remember this post in 2018 we are going to awestruck. I have no doubt here. …Was it ghost-written by the soul of the Log Lady, who is a ghost in herself because she is just a character, but one who has vivified by haunting the minds of those who watched her and shivered? Her character was made to look pretty real, and almost normcore normal. If Trump did get in, Melania would not be able to “come out”. Thinking of your Lilith post recently, Mystic, i have wondered about… Read more »

Ms.
Ms.

wow I love it. maybe you are tapping into her violent other self revenge fantasy. maybe she actually IS reading this blog thinking fuck you that was a secret. Who knows

Stella PolarisMM Member
Stella Polaris

I actually think she’s secretly subscribed and is prepping herself to use the Insta-Tarot feature. She’d use the Oracle but it doesn’t have essential life questions as ‘What designer best represents my mood today’.

Kel
Kel

LOL that oracle question cracks me up!!

Hey mystic – maybe we COULD have a couple of essential life questions to do with primping/self care on the oracle! It would be so fab for full moon shizzfests/ neptune benders…!

Waterylibran
Waterylibran

Good to hear that Trump was president in your dream ?

JacquiMM Member
Jacqui

Not president. ..whew

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

But resident nonetheless.

PiMM Member
Pi

I’ve never been able to reconcile wall to wall period furniture in a new building / modern apartment setting (I might never survive among NY money) but that is an excellent dream. ; )

PiMM Member
Pi

I’ve never been able to reconcile wall to wall
period furniture in a new building / modern apartment setting (I might never survive among NY money) but that is an excellent dream. ; )

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

That furniture needs space and context.

PiMM Member
Pi

and dusting, constantly.

Ampersand
Ampersand

And throwing out.

skarabMM Member
skarab

90 Shades of Cack

AquabaticsMM Member
Aquabatics

Sames. That furniture is hideously incongruous (or just hideous), but the thing that irks me most about the room are those horrible vents in the corner. They’re so crappily prosaic.

PiMM Member
Pi

now that you mention it, I can’t stop seeing them.

ICPlutoMM Member
ICPluto

If those vents could talk! “Town and Country” meets “Camp and Tacky”. 🙂

JacquiMM Member
Jacqui

That carpet ewww but ill have the Renior (?)

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

That’s carpet?
I thought it was a padded floor.

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

“gold fracker” – awesome 😀

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

maybe you’re onto something here Mystic – I’ve heard a theory a lot recently that left handed people tend to be more intelligent (?) (I’m not ). She’s wearing her watch on her right so she’s probs left handed – maybe she is some kind of occult evil genius!

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

Southpaws are better spatially. Overrepresented in Architecture, Finance & Sport amongst other professions.

saturnplutofluxMM Member
saturnplutoflux

well, she’s obviously financially savvy lol

CentaurusMM Member
Centaurus

And MC. Well, not that you can delineate and tell but .. you’ll have to code it into a post somehow if it happens Mystic.

I love the way this dreamscape flowed and was translated into words totes Uranian.. with a little nod to Galactica… what the frack… we are currently watching the series haha and it’s been my go to alternate swear word in recent times 🙂

Ampersand
Ampersand

That’s not a dream that’s a nightmare. That sounds like the Astro version of The Devil Wears Prada, and she’s the Meryl here, nome sayin. Don’t take that assignment. I mean, Christ, they have a padded Victorian nut-house style carpet, there’s reasons for that and none of them good. Or, you could convince her that you are John Dee reincarnated (I think you might be, actually) and she is Queen Liz. She’d like that. If you crawl up her arse sufficiently (think Melchit in Blackadder) you could enjoy her patronage and you could get her to buy you all the… Read more »

JokermanMM Member
Jokerman

I won’t think of “Orinoco Flow” the same way now.

Ampersand
Ampersand

Bleurrrgh!! If it wasn’t that it was, bizarrely, Jean Michel Jarre.