Currently I Am: Omni-Tasking – posting dating profiles i have no intention of following through on unless you are God, purchasing trace element supplements from an inland sea nobody knows about yet, listening to binaural beats infused thunderstorm recordings, recalibrating debt repayments via this amazing app, reading about ex Victorias Secret models child custody lawsuits on the Daily Mail, uploading Nietzsche quotes to my iPhone, visiting the Vestal Virgin tombs on Via Goitto via Google Street View, ordering brow nutrient gel with peptides, taunting an ex in hyper subtle mode, recalling my last dream, googling strange symptoms, rebalancing my chakras and reading a million word article in the Atlantic about the Brexit. You are but one of many browser windows of opportunity.
You Are Ideally: Unavailable.
Turn Offs: Wife Work, Most of Your Friends & Family, Scheduled Dates, Rigidity, Hoarders. Note: everyone is a hoarder compared to me.
Interests: Mythology, Poetry, Art, History and E-Stalking
Our Ideal Date: Time is but a tyranny – there are no “dates” – there is only the Flow (for ordinary people) and the Hyper Flux (for Pisceans).
How You Can Get To Know Me Better: Show up, talk about Jung, Djuna Barnes or Babylon, don’t trigger any insanity alerts, pay for some Blue Devil and put out.
Turn Ons: Seriously? Another Eighties revival already?
Image: Steven Meisel