Chiron is the Cosmic Detective, a celestial hacker with a punk aesthetic and the South Node is karma drama, so what is this? It’s a swamp.
I talked about this dynamic in the Daily Mystic email and how it is manifesting creatures we thought we’d conquered already. Today, I got this email in response.
Perfect timing as ever Mystic!
I got contacted out of the blue today, after years of silence, by TWO exes.
The first was my e ex-fiance. He is a Cancer/Scorp marketing manager with a literal black hole of entity energy attached to him like a sheath, bringing through all sorts of evil energies from the bog of god knows where. This dark entity was asking me for a free tarot reading. Why? As he’s managed to stuff things up with his current girlfriend who is ‘the love of his life and he’s never loved anyone before.’ He also doesn’t want to pay his four-year backlog of child support.
Quote unquote, ‘you are the nicest person I know, so I thought you’d be happy to help me.’
The Next Past Life Perp To Rock Up Was A Random Date Turned Stalker
I started to respond in my normal nuanced way before deleting all of that, telling him he was a dick then blocking his email.
The next past-life perp to rock up was a random date turned stalker, a Virgo/Leo soldier and bodybuilder. I have a restraining order against him, but after four years, he broke the court order to contact me. Why? To ask if I had any good photos of him because he wanted to make a collage of himself for HIS current girlfriend.
And today, for the first time, I quit a job without having another one lined up. I have had ENOUGH of high-school weird passive-aggressive snark!
So far the South Node Chiron thing feels like marching around a boggy field with my scythe tidying it up while naked to the elements and waving away stinging insects. I keep telling myself, “It will look lovely when it’s done!”
I Came Back With A New Haircut And Gold Aviators – A Moon In Leo Emotional Reinforcement
And as I write this, I just got ANOTHER email. This one is from my father who cut me off a year ago for ‘honor reasons’ – i.e., shaming my culture by speaking about abuse. He sent me 16 photos of my notable ancestors and departed relatives graves.
Really? What the?
All of these insights came after a spontaneous ’emergency weekend’ in Milan, where I took refuge in gnocchi and Campari. I gazed at medieval paintings of wine and beheadings to gain inspiration/traction in the slippery shitslide that is Chiron on the South Node. So I came back with a new haircut and gold aviators to hide behind. A Moon in Leo emotional reinforcement.
It’s incredible how such brutally unperceptive/blocked/aggressive (mostly male) figures have such nuanced astro timing. Why is this? I can’t figure out if my dad and Exes One and Two are cavemen or ex-wizards.
I feel like there’s something crocodilian about them. They crawl out of the river not realizing it’s no longer 1537, and you can’t cover up mass beheadings with, like, nice tapestries. They are leftovers from the wrong era.
A Scythe Is An Excellent Tool For South Node Swamp Gardening
A scythe is an excellent tool for South Node swamp gardening! Okay but seriously, weird and stressful as this is, it is textbook. There has been a whole extended family of astral entities hanging out on the South Swamp, I mean, Node.
And that coupled with Eclipse Vibe + Jupiter activating Saturn AND Pluto = some serious heavy hitters are showing up from the past. In our psyches or our in boxes or via their influence on those we love – it’s intense. So it dissipates by April 7, but the sting comes off it after the Eclipse.
And yes, doing your Moon for comfort is always a good move.
Image: Theodor Kittelsen
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