South Node Chiron Swamp Monsters

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female swamp monster ghoul coming out of the water

Chiron is the Cosmic Detective, a celestial hacker with a punk aesthetic and the South Node is karma drama, so what is this? It’s a swamp.

I talked about this dynamic in the Daily Mystic email and how it is manifesting creatures we thought we’d conquered already. Today, I got this email in response.

Perfect timing as ever Mystic!

I got contacted out of the blue today, after years of silence, by TWO exes.

The first was my e ex-fiance. He is a Cancer/Scorp marketing manager with a literal black hole of entity energy attached to him like a sheath, bringing through all sorts of evil energies from the bog of god knows where. This dark entity was asking me for a free tarot reading. Why? As he’s managed to stuff things up with his current girlfriend who is ‘the love of his life and he’s never loved anyone before.’ He also doesn’t want to pay his four-year backlog of child support.

Quote unquote, ‘you are the nicest person I know, so I thought you’d be happy to help me.’

The Next Past Life Perp To Rock Up Was A Random Date Turned Stalker

 I started to respond in my normal nuanced way before deleting all of that, telling him he was a dick then blocking his email.

The next past-life perp to rock up was a random date turned stalker, a Virgo/Leo soldier and bodybuilder. I have a restraining order against him, but after four years, he broke the court order to contact me. Why? To ask if I had any good photos of him because he wanted to make a collage of himself for HIS current girlfriend.

And today, for the first time, I quit a job without having another one lined up. I have had ENOUGH of high-school weird passive-aggressive snark!

So far the South Node Chiron thing feels like marching around a boggy field with my scythe tidying it up while naked to the elements and waving away stinging insects. I keep telling myself, “It will look lovely when it’s done!”

I Came Back With A New Haircut And Gold Aviators – A Moon In Leo Emotional Reinforcement

And as I write this, I just got ANOTHER email. This one is from my father who cut me off a year ago for ‘honor reasons’ – i.e., shaming my culture by speaking about abuse. He sent me 16 photos of my notable ancestors and departed relatives graves.

Really? What the?

All of these insights came after a spontaneous ’emergency weekend’ in Milan, where I took refuge in gnocchi and Campari. I gazed at medieval paintings of wine and beheadings to gain inspiration/traction in the slippery shitslide that is Chiron on the South Node. So I came back with a new haircut and gold aviators to hide behind. A Moon in Leo emotional reinforcement.

It’s incredible how such brutally unperceptive/blocked/aggressive (mostly male) figures have such nuanced astro timing. Why is this? I can’t figure out if my dad and Exes One and Two are cavemen or ex-wizards.

I feel like there’s something crocodilian about them. They crawl out of the river not realizing it’s no longer 1537, and you can’t cover up mass beheadings with, like, nice tapestries. They are leftovers from the wrong era.

Swamp Warrior

A Scythe Is An Excellent Tool For South Node Swamp Gardening

A scythe is an excellent tool for South Node swamp gardening!  Okay but seriously, weird and stressful as this is, it is textbook.  There has been a whole extended family of astral entities hanging out on the South Swamp, I mean, Node.

And that coupled with Eclipse Vibe + Jupiter activating Saturn AND Pluto = some serious heavy hitters are showing up from the past. In our psyches or our in boxes or via their influence on those we love – it’s intense.  So it dissipates by April 7, but the sting comes off it after the Eclipse.

And yes, doing your Moon for comfort is always a good move.

 

Image: Theodor Kittelsen

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Catzai
Catzai

Urky, murky, yucky-poo eiw.
But on another ‘what the?!’ note I even had an old high-school friend tell me last night he’d been in love with me all those years ago even though he was going with my BFF.
I was all like “I know”.
That sh*t NEVER happens to me.

hdq
hdq

Ahhhhhhhhh the swamp exes! Scorp rising Kataka ex-hub sleeping on my couch cause he’s got nowhere else to go after his life imploded (Pluto opposing his venus and squaring his pluto, saturn opposIng his mars) wants to be official roommate. His presence makes some things much easier, no more scrambling for childcare and he’s washing dishes, etc. I was crumbling under the weight of single motherhood, but nooooooooooooooooo the psychic intrusion on my space!!!! I’m so sick about the whole thing, literally, have been micromanaging little boundaries but the overarching one is the elephant not just in the room but… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

ugh, feel for you hdq
broken elephant sitting on you and all :-/
My Beautiful Broken Brain sounds epic. I was supposed to see a show called My Beautiful Black Dog the other day and had been looking forward to it for months when ironically, my own large negro canines decided to make their presence known and I was rendered unable to deal with “others”
crazy as that sounds..
Mental illness is the new black it seems!
No no awareness is so important but ugh
Broken elephants abound!
xx

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Just seen trailer, looks epic

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

yes, that’s correct, epic is the only adjective I know
ugh

sphinx
sphinx

That’s sad about the Kataka ex, so very hard yet you are such a good friend to him. Weren’t his parents looking out for him? I know how you feel as my F.inLaw is living with us & doing the dishes (over an hour’s worth a day, sometimes two on a day with everyone at home or a stock day or tallow making day). But by Chiron, he and I have horrifying synastry!! He had a stroke last year and is Aspie, so I have to remind him to give me his clothes to wash or he wears them till… Read more »

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Omg I was up with insomnia last night & for the 1st time ever I wandered into Animal Cruelty-pin land on Pinterest– holy fuq. Toured the slaughterhouses instead of sleeping. And I vowed right then & there to never eat meat again (me paleo). But by lunchtime today I was so hungry… & all I had was some (nitrate-free) sausage… So I ate it. With saurkraut, like some kind of Black Forest sasquatch. Shame.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

But wait, there’s more!

So as I’m swallowing the last pieces of this poor creature, I read (in an article re veterans with PTSD) that many vets find the smell of cooking hot dogs to be a trigger: it takes them back to bodies burning on the battlefield. Hot dogs. Bodies. Sausage. Bodies. And it all came full circle in an instant!

hdq
hdq

O.M.G.
😯 😯 😯

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Right?! *mind blown*

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

god thats horrific Ankh!

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Yeah. No more frankfurters in my fridge, that’s for sure.

Too, it’s renewed my passion to have a horse sanctuary, & buy up horses at auction on their way to slaughter. Financially it just seems insurmountable… But I have to find a way! Fuq.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

That letter just sums it up perfectly. I spent the weekend allegedly fighting off flu but in my mind there was some kind of symbolic significance to all the sweating, coughing, non stop sleep because I had the creepiest, trippiest dreams and I didn’t take any medication, not even those flu fighting anti histamines which often bring on trippy dreams. So yeah, me too, weirdness, guys from the past getting back in touch with a very “now or never” type vibe. So confrontational, emotionally, it FEELS confrontational. Even Scottish motorcycle riding, tennis playing muso boy wanted to have dinner. In… Read more »

annica
annica

Aww! Rest up! It has been an awful year around here for illnesses. I hadn’t been sick in over 2 years and boom! I was sick for like a month and a half with an icky cough. I almost never get sick. 🙁 I have seen a lot of other people even more flu and cold resistant than myself get sick this year. Whatever is going around sucks.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

yeah, innit?
thanks annica
x

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Woo gotta love this waxing moon energy for multitasking: I’m simultaneously gardening & smiting demons as they materialize. A woman’s work is never done.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Ha
smite smite 🙂
xx

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Smite smite smite 🙂
xx

kriblackMM Member
kriblack

“. . . it feels like marching around a boggy field with my scythe tidying it up while naked to the elements and waving away stinging insects from the mires. I keep telling myself “It will look lovely when it’s done!”

ROFL this image is priceless! Kudos to you for slaying your swamp things with such brilliant wit.

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

I reckon I’m doing fine, surprisingly enough. There are no swamp things, exes or any other such creatures crawling out of the sludge. Part of me wishes something big would happen. Perhaps I’ve sorted it after all. Am having second thoughts about not pursuing the Triple Taurus Aries Rising. We got along so well. “You look familiar” was the first thing he said to me. When I got his birth time, turns out his SN is on my Cap moon-Lilith-Eros-Juno. He is multi-Taurus with two planets in Virgo and his MC in Cap so you’d think there would be something.… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Do not Do not.
pursue triple torro rising.
you fancy him AND he is triple torro rising.
you Do Not.
Sounds super exciting tho 🙂
xx

annica
annica

I have to say this sounds like a sketchy idea to pursue male Taurus. It’s always gone poorly for me, but maybe it will fare better for you. They just like who they like and pursue at their own pace.

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Sun, Moon/Merc in Torro. Venus conj Jupiter RISING in Aries. Mars in Leo. Holy fuq 😉

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Thanks for the advice, peeps – soz wasn’t super-clear – the problem is I don’t fancy him… really like him but zero chemistry from my side. He was all for it. Have left it as ‘friends’ 🙂

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Oh gawd, I’m SO sick of that. I keep going on 4 or 5 dates and then realising I’ve collected yet ANOTHER platonic male friend who yes yes yes I’m extremely fond of and it did feel like “something” when we met but now that the anxiety dust has cleared I see, “Oh yes, another guy I have zero inclination to have sex with.” Slightly depressing for one who rather enjoys a bit of that stuff with the right person. Hence almost meeting up with muso boy but natch. I’ve never met a Torro I didn’t want to consume on… Read more »

Alice
Alice

Wonderful post, i was just thinking about my South Node 11 Taurus conjunct Moon and Jupiter and the cusp of th third house which are the apex of pluto- Neptune yod. Imagine SN- NN axis as part of Yod.
What is this legacy that keeps me oversensitive to others and with constant mission of saving and transforming in very plutonian- neptunian dark profesional activity in profesional field . I am burned out honestly.
Any tips to feel better and escape karmic mission?

ICPlutoMM Member
ICPluto

I haven´t thought things could get any weirder, but events happening this month are proving me wrong. Well, if I can´t be Lady of the Lake at least I´ll try to be Lady of the Swamp.

Alice
Alice

Rotfl. Lady of the swamp??

Alice
Alice

On it seems that instead of emotikons my iPad produces question marks. Swamp lady is just brilliant

Colleen
Colleen

So instead of swords do you lob scythes at hapless knights? 😉

“Here! It’s your turn to do the damned gardening!”

Annica
Annica

;p Oh but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

<3

ICPlutoMM Member
ICPluto

Yeah, but Lady of The Swamp throws scythes at you. 🙂 Legend says Dante was traveling back home and decided to go around the swamp, it did upset the Lady, she threw a scythe at him, he got a fever and died.

annica
annica

That’ll show him. Dante…pfeh… a swamp trespasser! I do wonder how she keeps all those metal objects from rusting.

Jokerman
Jokerman

I think its the violence inherit in the system.

Jokerman
Jokerman

How about inherent

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Don’t you oppress ME mate.

Jokerman
Jokerman

There’s some good filth over here Dennis.

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

The world is full of high-school weird passive-aggressive snark. The key is to evolve to a point where you can highly function anyway. I don’t think you will find a snark-free place to work. But please brag about it if you do.

kava
kava

No, snark comes built into the office airconditioning system I think! Which is fine. And amusing to watch on the sidelines, sometimes.

However THIS level of snark – i.e. rampant bullying, exclusion, manipulating projects until they break purely for the sake of ‘scoring points’… with zero help from Management – don’t get paid enough the wade through THAT particular bog

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

That all sounds familiar but I guess I get paid enough :-). Good luck on your new adventures!

marsbar
marsbar

What does it mean if nothing is happening? I am starting to feel very frustrated. Cool stuff happening everywhere except here like I am in a shitty void of nothing.

But yeah Swamp Warrior you go beautify that swamp!

kava
kava

Marsbar – weirdly – I felt like that myself until the Swamp Explosion of last week. Just a big…bog…of nothing.

I wish I had something useful to suggest to vault out of the void – maybe something small and Saturn-approved to shift it sideways. Like, a weekend course on SOMETHING with a certificate at the end. A Meetup. Dental work. A museum. Reading one of the classics. (Though in my case it was Valley of the Dolls and Lolita.) If escapism isn’t a viable option…making void-ism more relevant.

Pegasus
Pegasus

I like Swamp music, like Zydeco.
I liked the movie ‘Mercy’ with Richard Gere and Kim Bassinger, crushes of mine in the 80’s, all wet and wild in the swamps. I like JJ Cale and Gumbo

Sorry no love advice Myst says it all.
JUst deleted my own Predator. Told him he was creepie. He doesn’t LIKE women. That’s dangerous.
Always go for the man who likes women, they are easy to suss out as they are open and happy.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Well done Pegs x

fallenangelMM Member
fallenangel

This is major epic mojo booster non? Getting rid of a personal dementor always is IMO. Plus if I recall, he was all ego, zero action.

I’m particularly proud of you declaring his creephood to him. I think having the words pass your mouth or pen is tres apt for taking power and psychic space back. He needs to know: your environs are a no fly zone for his crap. Good job hun xoxo

loubuzMM Member
loubuz

Fantastic post! May beautiful flowers blossom in your swamp

icontainmultitudesMM Member
icontainmultitudes

The South Node stuff has manifested in my life with end-of-era style communiques from the Universe via seemingly being frozen out by all siblings, death of close family friend, my first car crash, seeing ALL my college friends for the first time in 10 years (and they’re all #winning at life and the fickle industry we trained in) and the sudden urge to reboot my entire career path…

Feel rev’ed up, abandoned, inspired and jealous of others all at once. All The Feels.

icontainmultitudesMM Member
icontainmultitudes

Epic letter. So freakin’ true too…

scorpiodawnMM Member
scorpiodawn

I’m on the receiving end of passive aggressive-no just plain aggressive shizz at work. yes, have spoken to relevant peeps. we’ll see what happens this week. need to leave my job, pronto

scalycat
scalycat

That writing. Brilliant.

Jokerman
Jokerman

1537 and crocodilian; haha

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

That letter is brilliant. I mean, the actual things happening are wack but the letter? Brilliant. I was shopping for an electrical outlet today at Bunnings and as I was leaving I was asked if my bags could be checked – sure. Allegedly I am on video for stealing. I said what? They said don’t I carry a basket and have a boy child with curly hair? Yes I do but I mainly buy from your gardening section. What have I allegedly stolen? Lamps. LAMPS???? Last time I checked Bunnings does not sell Mercater, Himalayan Salt Lamps or crystal lamps… Read more »

fallenangel
fallenangel

Le Fly, wot a fiasco.. I once had an over-vigilant bakery person chase me down to accuse me for short-paying a baguette, with the amount of fuss and noise you’d think I’d swiped insulin from a diabetic and of course, it turns out she had simply not uncurled the bills I gave her which were folded together. Paranoia much? It was a bit too Les Mis for my taste but I raised an eye brow and scanned her up and down with an ice glare intended to petrify her innards. Please. I’ve Venus in Leo, if I’m gonna steal anything… Read more »

kava
kava

So funny – this made me laugh out loud.

Thanks for the lovely comment re: my swamp thing trio. Also I was thinking if garage music ever came back ‘in’ Grifter Sister would be a fab name for a band x

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

LMAO “more glamorous than carbs.”

Just brilliant.

Alice
Alice

Great expression- more glam than carbs??. I have Venus conjunct Mercury and Vesta in taurus,i wondering i would steal. Maybe holy fire ? rOTFL

bull with sting in tail
bull with sting in tail

Spare the pain if i could, but loves the writes

Glide on FA

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Please. I’ve Venus in Leo, if I’m gonna steal anything surely it’d be more glam than CARBS, hello.
Ha.

fallenangelMM Member
fallenangel

I know right? I mean would I REALLY pass up the wondrous opportunity to bust out a sexy ninja outfit for full-on thievery of say, a priceless objet d’art though intel is likely more my style.

My fantasy life as a robber would surely require a laser dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuP6qwunOD4

My reality of such a thing on the other hand will likely be more discreet. Honey traps anyone?

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

I just remembered – last week during the night the po po knocked my door. Allegedly they had gotten a “tip” to find someone at my house. I was like, what? Who? I had NO clue about the person they were asking about but before I could say anything my son comes up and like “Who? We don’t know that person?” I had totally forgotten about it. It’s funny, I was getting the ‘thieved/slander” card there for a few weeks, guess THIS is THAT energy. How bizarre. But interestingly enough it’s kinda perfect. If this ish went down 8 months… Read more »

icontainmultitudesMM Member
icontainmultitudes

‘May you river dance your fine asses out of such a mire’

LOL!! Priceless!

senju88
senju88

I had some weird south node stuff happening too…Yep, the psychic pond can be dredged of mysterious muck.

bull with sting in tail
bull with sting in tail

Big apologies senju88,

this is a crash

just in case anyone in Adelaide isnt outside looking up right now

bull with sting in tail
bull with sting in tail

BTW its 12:15 am here,

Signed
Signed

@Swamp Warrior thank you so much for making me LOLz so hard — since you quit your job you should get paid to write. Hilarious, as the Truth so often is. Jupiter is now on my natal Pluto opposite Neptune on my Swamp Thing, and WOW, do I feel your uck! Mystic, you attract wonderful souls, here’s big cheer for an Eclipse reset.

kava
kava

You are lovely! Glad my swamp attracts sane PIABs and not just stinging pests and reptilian exes from the murk 😉

Kristen
Kristen

agreed! here here.

kava
kava

Thanks all for your wonderfully supportive comments, I wouldn’t be alone in saying the Daily Mystic was a lifeline last week! Funny too – I’ve been getting CLEAR messages for a year now that I need to cut down on office work – and write. Watch this space! 😉 To clarify – Cancerian Ex-With-An-Entity doesn’t want to pay child support to the mother of his child whom he doesn’t see – because he’s planning on taking the most recent now-ex on a holiday. Despite her, you know, ending things with him also because he’s a psycho. During our bloody awful… Read more »

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

I just think the presence of men in one’s life needs to be edited heavily, like most of the way out of existence. KonMari style.

The emergency trip to Italy for gnocchi and museums sounds incredible. I wish I could pull that off. I’d leave tomorrow.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Mutable Mabel
Hear hear!
round of applause for great advice and being concise 🙂

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