What are Saturnine Substances? They’re supplements and natural highs that augment rather than deplete. They’re ultra potent with Pluto in Capricorn. They are quite different from Neptunian Substances: Alcohol, Space Dust, Dream Weed. I was talking to someone the other day who was raving about D.M.T. – the so-called Spirit Molecule, for when you want a ten-minute trip.
Me? I’m out. I already get hypnogogic hallucinations and see ghosts. But I could see how the ten minute trip for when you haven’t got time to go to Chile and do ayahuasca would appeal.
But the problem with any high (even the Love Zombie high) is that you download heaps of dopamine/serotonin/happy hormones in one big go. It is then harder to manufacture your own on a normal, everyday basis. It’s like you’re always over-drawn in your hormone bank.
Saturnine Substances Work Brilliantly
Anyway, I am currently more into Saturnine substances. Something that works. Something that augments and does not deplete. These are my latest discoveries – you probably know most of these but if not, I hope they are useful.
Important; I am not a doctor nor a naturopath – see your own medical professional and take your own circumstances into account before doing, well, anything. This post is for discussion purposes.
# Organic High Altitude Single Origin Coffee – this is not just a wank. There are major reasons why it is better for you. For example, the lower the altitude of your coffee beans, the more likely they apparently are to contain mycotoxins and mold. Pesticides are obviously best avoided where possible. Fifteen hundred meters above sea level or higher is ideal.
# L-Glutamine – this perfectly banal looking white powder is apparently great for the gut (where we manufacture a lot of our happy hormones) and kills sweet cravings in their tracks. I do not know if this is a good or a bad indicator but i feel euphoric from this stuff.
You Can Smell Like A Mistake In An Indian Restaurant
# Boob firming with Fenugreek – this is one of those ancient tips that work. You can grind the seeds up and make it into a lotion with shea butter/coconut oil OR just guzzle fenugreek tablets/tea & it zujus up the breasts. In magic, it is considered a herb of Mercury & in Voodoo it is a standard “house money herb.” Is there a catch? YES. It’s smelly. You can smell like a mistake in an Indian restaurant.
# Gotu Kola – Herb of Saturn. This is also called pennywort and is meant to be the pre-eminent Ancient Chinese longevity/collagen boosting herb. Testimonies abound as to people religiously drinking their Gotu Kola tea with absolutely nothing obvious occurring until – one day – they wake up looking fuq-off amazing. It apparently works on the inside to nourish all the connective tissue (firming skin, eating cellulite, easing joint issues) and then voila, the rad results are blatant all of a sudden.
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