My god, someone should take up a collection or do a kick-starter to get Jupiter to get outta town already. Or rather, to get out of orb to the opposition with Chiron. You can see your Horoscopes for more details on this (or gaze obsessively at your chart, clammily pawing at the numbers like an alchemist on crack, if you are an Astro Hacks student) BUT the gist is this.
Regardless of your sign, rising sign, anything – Jupiter in Virgo is busily creating awesome growth plans, crunching numbers and getting ready for expansion. AND Mars in Scorpio is kind of buzzing about as well. So it’s busy and expansive vibe, enterprising and making the necessary changes in attitude to morph with the times. Jupiter also in sync to Pluto rewards the change adept, as we know. It’s a prosperity vibe, just not as we know it
But then fuq what’s this?
Swamp Thing crawling out of the lagoon next to where we are watering our horses, sharpening swords and making ready for our attack on scoring The Awesome. Chiron stirs up the most rancid, non-super-foody shitty plankton gunk at the very bottom of our most stagnant watered (because no way do we ever stir the waters in THIS thing) psychological pond.
It is ridiculous, who plans these things. And it was also last November and will be again in June. It feels better by March but I am afraid there is no just boarding up the grotty lagoon and pretending you can’t smell anything. N.F.W. This thing has to be drained, cleaned and reclaimed. By June and presumably on the side as you labor over every anal detail of empire.
Jupiter in Virgo has really INSANE expectations, seriously. And i’ll tell you who had Jupiter in Virgo opposite Chiron natally, Verdi, the Opera Composer and renowned driven-obsessive. Listening to La Traviata at full bore could be just what Dr Chiron ordered.
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