When Aquarius decides to tell the truth in their online dating profile you can learn a lot about what Aquarius relationships are really all about. (Humor).
Aquarius: Seeks a devoted partner who won’t break my rhythm nor attempt to impose conventional expectations.
Hates: Familiarity. Crowds. Vulgarity. Common opinions.
The Last Book I Read Was: None of your fuqing business. Why do you think Kindles have passcodes?
You Would Ideally: Be not physically present too often but operate more like an asteroid of erratic orbit, always in within gravity pull but not predictable by anything other than software yet to be invented.
Would Consider: An Artificial Intelligence.
Perfect Date: 1803 – the discovery of palladium.
Diet: Complex. Your breaking trend is my “been there.”
Political Views: Spectacular.
Aquarius relationships have rarely been so succinctly depicted.
Image: Steven Meisel
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