January 2016 Scopes + A Survey

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Alexander Hackenschmied

Was your 2015 somewhat like this? Stark, a teetering climb but with a grudging appreciation of the over-all architecture?

Thank you Zap Zone, for the lessons and the non-stop zaps. But yes, it is time for 2016 already. Even a small calendar date change is good for the morale and January is from Janus, the God of Doorways, beginnings and passages.

The 2016 Horoscopes will be rolled out (Aries, Taurus, Gemini and Kataka are up already) over the next few days – they are slightly slower than usual as i am also working on the Mystic Alerts app.

A survey re this is being sent to you soon – to find out what sort of alerts you would like to your phone. We want them to be super useful.

And the January Horoscopes are posted.

 

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amaranthismeMM Member
amaranthisme

im super excited for this app. i forget this site sadly sometimes when my workload gets teetering and thats when i need it most.

i hope you do individual scopes one day. i just enjoy your writing style so much.

Jokerman
Jokerman

I have a lot to learn. Saturn halfway aX 5th.

BelleMM Member
Belle

Oh Pi, I only read you here but think your so lovely, – lovely just the way you are. This cappy is missing out and/or blind 😉

Pi
Pi

Wow thanks Anna what a totally nice thing to say!?! Maybe I can screenshot this and email it to him, as evidence Hehe 😉
I have vented here before about this guy so hopefully this is the last of it…Xxx

skarabMM Member
skarab

Agree.

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Me three. The SN thing is no joke, though. And I don’t think it’s as simple as ” it WAS all in your head, or he’d be with you.” People make decisions. They go one way or the other but the decision by it’s nature kills one party. He could have even done it to cut you out because you were on his mind too much and it made him uncomfortable. I don’t know the details but you know, that is why silly boy FF made his “nuclear decision” on the anniversary of Hiroshima to marry the woman I thought… Read more »

Jokerman
Jokerman

2nd & 3rd sentence / 1st paragraph is so true.
Mensch.

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Send the muso/librarian my way 🙂 xx

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Single, available and sane seems to be rare — but they also have to appeal intellectually and physically, and fancy you as well! Tricky.

Jokerman
Jokerman

But how do you avoid ppl jumping to delusions, walking on egg shells and and being frightend of their own shadow?

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

I admire you for doing the dating. It’s actually a lot of work!

PiMM Member
Pi

aah you guys

invicta thanks for this incredibly sane comment. a lot of wisdom in there. taking note…

I just read about venus transiting the 6th house (as has just begun in my chart) – “practical matters are important in all your relationships now. This is perhaps the least romantic position for transiting venus. You need to deal with the real world, not with the fantasies in your mind.”
damn lol x

PiMM Member
Pi

good god. I was about to comment about the insane emo wringer of the last few days and then realised that I should probably check the horoscopes first, seeing as they have a habit of pre-empting my current state of existence. yes, I am a washingmachine of love zombie, I realise this now Basically – prompted by the Oracle which yes I know is not nec a substitute for a sane listening ear etc, but I attend to the answers in a detached-but-observant frame of mind… anyway four cold hard reality checks in a row about Lovely July Crush [mind… Read more »

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

“Maybe the south node on my sun-mercury” – of course yes you are a later Pisces than me so the SN business would be pummelling you right now. Isn’t the t-shirt analogy brilliant. Sorting through, hanging them up to the light, realising that even though you love them they have to go. I admire how you’re dealing with it though. Exercise, fresh air. It will help. xxx

Pi
Pi

Yes..
Honestly it was like a whole relationship breakup process, in 3 hours, inside my head. Stormy, intense, emotional. The whole thing. So fuqing weird. I’ve been thinking he must have a planet on a node in my chart or something. I don’t know how else it has got me this much for this long. And it can’t. be reciprocal or he’d be , like, right here.
Jupiter and node in Virgo will be perfecting a mutable cross over my chart too. Asc-dsc, 3rd house 9th house. If anything requires a communications strategy…this does?!

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Haha crush of past year I’m trying to let go of, release and wish him well — Virgo sun Pisces moon who is so damn lovely and idealistic. BUT sooooo not interested in me — hard to let go. But I must move on —

Pi
Pi

Yes I wish there was something you could take for it. Ha.
(My comms strategy being stfu Pi, get offline and sort my shiz out!)

Pi
Pi

Virgo sun Pisces moon does sound like a lovely combo though. What’s he thinking! A lovely spiritual creative mercurial gemmy like you.. xx

Gemyogi
Gemyogi

Lol, thanks love. My new lover will surely turn up soon! Tarot keeps going on about messages of true love and soul mating offers of sex etc etc — show me the money!

PiMM Member
Pi

lol! yeah walk the talk, Tarot hahaah

Pi
Pi

Funnily enough the urge to sell off / donate a lot of my clothing is now in full effect. This has never happened before. Never. Saturn in Leo second house, I am a buy-and-hold kind of girl. Til now. I just feel… Done. Like I am breaking up with myself.
Huh?
Hmm.

Suzi
Suzi

Pluto transit?

PiMM Member
Pi

Probably. It is square my natal Pluto and midheaven right now. The outer planets are all over me at the moment! Hmm no wonder I feel a bit fuzzed / buzzed

PiMM Member
Pi

Suzi thanks – you got me opening Robert Hand’s planets in transit to the “pluto sqare midheaven” page – until now i had only been thinking of my home life topsy turvy and the IC component…. so I re-read the MC aspect with fresh eyes. yes. acceptance of change and transformation.. feels good…

Jokerman
Jokerman

Change your name to “Mrs Bartolozzi”

Pi
Pi

Hahaha I had to look that up…applies doubly as I seem to have been doing nothing but laundry last 2 days lolol… Ok will now listen to song 😉

Jokerman
Jokerman

A deceptively clever song. It sounded so apt for you.

Her worst 3 albums are better than most artists best 3. I think l’m her most avid antipodean fan.

PiMM Member
Pi

it’s a beautiful song. I don’t know much of her music (try to stay calm, pf) but I did have an obsession with “morning fog” for a while 🙂

listening to mrs B was accompanied by yet another influx of ideas and insights….

so thank you,,

Jokerman
Jokerman

I am staying extra calm
My thoughts going the clam

dizzarinaMM Member
dizzarina

Aw, Pi… I know how it can be to create a whole romance in your mind and then have to “break up” because reality dictates that you face the fact it wasn’t part of the construct. Unfortunately most of my romances fall into this category. I also had a July crush, if you remember… it’s been dormant due to said reality intrusion. But last night at work I had the most intense and vivid desire to give him a passionate New Year’s kiss… strange to be so swept away by desire- I haven’t felt that in a while. Managed to… Read more »

PiMM Member
Pi

I do remember this … forgive me tho as I have been a bit self-absorbed (jupiter square my asc?) and the details are a bit fuzzy… so if you’re working with him… no dice? part of me, after the last few months, feels better bit by bit about being better at hitting on someone (for want of a better word lol) speaking of desire. been looking at Tantric meditation lately. I am about to order a book about it, the background, philosophy etc so I can get my head around it better. I really like the idea that it’s not… Read more »

seawitchmermaidMM Member
seawitchmermaid

Took the survey, excited for the app! Monthly horoscopes are amazing as usual. I was nodding my head the whole time reading mine, so grateful to be a subscriber.

VenusRulesMM Member
VenusRules

“Stark, a teetering climb but with a grudging appreciation of the over-all architecture?” Extremely accurate! That’s exactly how it was, though sadly without your wit and humor, Mystic. But onward we go! Today I’m on the yoga mat. Getting ready for the first exact hit of my second Saturn Return on January 10. I looked at the chart for the exact conjunction #1, and Juno will conjoin my Scorpio sun, Jupiter conjunct the NN in Virgo, and the sun will be exactly on my Cappy moon. Also Venus will have just passed its conjunction to my natal and transiting Saturn.… Read more »

seawitchmermaidMM Member
seawitchmermaid

Interesting, I am in the midst of my first Saturn return and I’ve been back on my mat after a long hiatus. It’s always been super helpful/wonderful/alchemical, but it’s taking it to a new level now.

VenusRulesMM Member
VenusRules

Interesting, seawitchmermaid! I’ve been practicing for 20+ years but I’m not sure I ever fully committed and went all in. Yet I believe it is one of the most important and valuable tools I’ve been given in this life, and I want to go further with it than I have before. I think it’s a good Saturn in Sag practice, rooted in mysticism and a culture different from mine (Sag) while rewarding discipline as only Saturn can. I was 35 when I began to practice. Where is your sun?

seawitchmermaidMM Member
seawitchmermaid

Totally agree re: Saturn in Sag. My sun is late Pisces, sixth house. You?

VenusRulesMM Member
VenusRules

Sun in Scorpio, sixth house. Conjunct Neptune, so I like to think I’m a sister to all the mystical Pisces.

seawitchmermaidMM Member
seawitchmermaid

Absolutely!

ICPlutoMM Member
ICPluto

Mystic, thank you for the monthly horoscope. Always a breath of fresh air. Also, the e-books are amazing. I had the urge to print and bind them and then pulling out my highlighter pen collection. It would have be a neon explosion, though. 🙂

What a difference a Virgo Moon makes. All that intensity from the last full moon dissipated. Being one with myself, at least for this moment, but a moment is all we have after all. Organized and focused for the new calendar year.

Best wishes to all the peeps here. xx

embarkons7MM Member
embarkons7

Thanks as ever for the brill insights — monthly scopes are excellent.

Also — the e-books are super-cool and I’m totally going to get them for me and mine but no mad rush to grind them out! I’ll be totally happy if mine comes out in time for my late Jan Aqua b’day . . . .

Sending good wishes for a replenishing start to 2016 to all.

<3

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Happy new calendar year, everyone! I Neptuned it up in fine style last night. Vintage Chrysalis 🙂 Today will be spent in a cool, darkened room enjoying a carefully curated mix of analgesics plus baked and fried carbs. I’m relieved the ‘festive’ season is over, so many friends have done it very tough this year. Jupiter on my 2nd house Mars in Virgo cannot wait to get to get back to work. Also after the fuqued behaviour of family, some friends and Weatherbeaten Virgo I am trying a new level of self-worth, and acting accordingly. It’s very uncomfortable but am… Read more »

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

https://youtu.be/QUQsqBqxoR4

first song on my 2016 playlist 🙂

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

this is another VERY Saturn Neptune song I’m loving.

https://youtu.be/yTCDVfMz15M

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

oops, didn’t mean to embed that, sorry.
Not my intention to crud up MM’s comments section with youtube videos.
Just making The Existential 2016 playlist.
New tunes required, so I’ll list my favourites rather than embedding them. It doesn’t feel polite as not my site. That wasn’t supposed to rhyme:)
The first song, Brave, is my favourite so far. I must have missed it whenever it came out, pod person problems. It’s indicative of my current state of mind and self talk and very much a reaction to Uranus on my Chiron is the 5th.

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

LOVE this Invicta! xx

InvictaMM Member
Invicta

Yay, thanks, Chrysalis.
I’m enjoying Madonna’s most recent album atm. I know opinions are divided re her, but I find her so inspiring, work ethic, sheer volume of output and that constant ability to defy expectations and stay relevant. Make the Devil Pray is my current fave.

Porkchop
Porkchop

NYE I fell asleep on the couch at 10.30pm while watching Macgruber. 14 pound cat at my feet. Woke up at 1.30am to the sound of my ofher cat crunching on some kibble, having a late night snack.

Have 2.5 more weeks off work. Ahhhhhhhh. I never want to go back.

Happy new year, everyone!

sphinx
sphinx

So out of the loop, didn’t even realise it was NYE last night till some friends texted. I prefer Chinese New Year really though. The reclaiming of parents in my circle getting close to complete. One claimed by Persephone, one found (dehydrated but well), one being zapped into reclaiming a new mood shift. Bought all the Strange sample zodiac perfumes. Was going to gift them but decided I needed them so very much more currently. Today I am going to a Virgo’s, so I am wearing Virgo perfume. Anything to feel less mushy and vulnerable at the minute! And today… Read more »

ICPlutoMM Member
ICPluto

Basil leaves and lavender! *must try it* Sounds amazing! xx

Pegasus
Pegasus

Had the biggest laugh out loud alone watching by chance an hour of Richard Pryor followed by Joan Rivers for nearly 2 hours. At 78 (must have been shortly before she died) she was a powerhouse of energy and seriously wicked wit destroying sacred cows, no one no thing was exempt.
Bought in the NY with smirks smirles giggles and laughter.
Two great comedians lost too early.
Two delicious days of Moon in Libra to amp my natal same same.
Perfect for doing compilations of work music and beautifying maself.
Doing happiness and hope everyone else is as well 🙂
Mucho confidence building for 2016.

sphinx
sphinx

I need some comedy, that sounds great. I saw Delivery Man last night, about a guy who donates sperm and ends up with 533 kids. It was actually rather sweet.
I had a Moon in Lib moment today too, been doing MM’s coffee/coconut oil skin scrub. It’s one where you need to clean the entire shower afterwards too..
Love, Libran beauty and glossiness, and Light to you divine Pegasus!

Porkchop
Porkchop

I liked Delivery Man too and found the scene where he visits his disabled child in assisted living touching.

PiMM Member
Pi

oh i LOVE joan rivers’ shock value. But at the same time so wicked and funny and saves just as much of her razor sharp tongue for herself. I used to watch her on Fashion Police, she had her weekly co-panellists in stitches..

ElectroMM Member
Electro

Eeek! That stairway reminds me of the one at the Rock and a Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. I do not do well with heights, and I was for sure I would land in Lake Eerie. But I lived to comment this – at the very top floor there is a room for special exhibits and when I went it was a John Lennon exhibit from Yoko’s personal collection. Towards the end of the exhibit, there was this pillar that you had to look into a small opening to see inside. It contained John’s glasses that he wore when… Read more »

Jokerman
Jokerman

Being the nutcase l am, l remember his witticisms.
American Reporter: “So John, how did you find America?”.
JL: “We turned left at Greenland!”.

Apparently it is happy new year here now.
Im going outside to check for evidence.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Beep beep it takes a muscle to fall in love *flexing* 🙂 x

I saw that exhibit too! So intense…

ElectroMM Member
Electro

So we could have been there at the same time. Woah, crazy! My friend and I drove cross country and that was our first stop. Felt so lucky to catch that exhibit, it was so special. 🙂

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

That MIA song was definitely the one that grabbed me hard. Thank you Ankh. I’ve been knitting and listening to the mix tape. I’m imagining I’m knitting seaweed into wool into a scarf. For a dear heart.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

That gives me the most fantastic image of the melodies being woven into a wearable garment meant to protect one from the elements– love! Thank *you* Sleepless! x Knit on

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Oh– what color(s)??

OwlMM Member
Owl

One of these days someone will surprise me, and go through the wheel backwards starting with Pisces. It would be nice once in a while not being the last on the list, and having to wait the longest every time (smirk). Happy New Year to you as well.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Suck it up, buttercup: there are things to bemoan but this isn’t one of them. Besides, haute Pisces can intuit the message well before reading it somewhere else– am I right? I think so. Saturn sq Neptune: get to work!

fishgirlMM Member
fishgirl

I feel you Owl!

AKAPluto
AKAPluto

Happy New Year, Mystic! (whatever it means to you- personally, I’m not sentimental about it ) 2015 was two totally separate vibes- started with the zap zone and ended with Saturn square Neptune so maybe if you showed a picture of someone rebuilding that structure out of rubble…and dreaming of whole new possibilities only to have them blown down by the wind (because they were flimsy). Yeah. That would do it! I also have many suggestions for your survey! First! Alert me when I’m at high risk for mouthing off/sending regrettable messages, etc. I’m sure you are on top of… Read more »

Skye
Skye

My Aqua elements end up focussing on such warnings and I usually end up mouthing off as a f u to the universe gesture. So my alert would have to be the opposite to what I should do…

AKAPluto
AKAPluto

haha!!!

AKAPluto
AKAPluto

haha!!! I actually have somewhat of the same problem. I reread my post and thought, “Maybe it’s not a good idea to have an app telling me when I should and shouldn’t speak…”

But really there have been times when Mystic made a few solid points that stopped me from spewing for all the wrong reasons. I appreciated it!

dizzarinaMM Member
dizzarina

Oh lawd, me too. I think if there’s one specific use I get from the dailies, it’s warnings to hold my tongue and think before I spew. Aries Mercury exactly conj. Eris, oy

dizzarinaMM Member
dizzarina

And trine Mars, natch

AKAPluto
AKAPluto

ooof. Yeah I have mercury conjunct Pluto in Scorpio, sextile Mars. So I generally hold my tongue but when I spew off the shit is brutal. Like “I can ruin your life in three sentences” brutal. Protect us from ourselves !
haha

dizzarinaMM Member
dizzarina

Yowza. That’s quite a line-up! 🙂

skarabMM Member
skarab

LOL!! Yup, me too – i struggle with those warnings (Mercury-Uranus-Mars sq Jupiter). But am grateful for them (when heeded).
Merde-avoidance is always a good thing.

Crystallised futureMM Member
Crystallised future

My god I hope that second picture is my entry to a better year. Yes mystic, a appreciate the hard climb that 2015 has been but I’m still staring at the base of the stairwell wondering wtf. Happy new year to everyone!

Pegasus
Pegasus

Thank you for the monthly scopes. Doing it! You are so valuable to me Mystic. Grace and Gratitude to you.

Zoi SpirytinMM Member
Zoi Spirytin

Ooo, the Jupiter\North Node I longed for all my life

Suzi
Suzi

Happy New Year Mystic woman. Xxx

natalieh
natalieh

Thank you! I am looking forward to next year, even though 2015 was great. Virgo sun, pisces rising, and oh my do I need some romance in my life and not to have everyone telling me I’m too intense to date. Bring on 2016. Thank you for the boost into 2016 x

Jokerman
Jokerman

Same here

AlouettaMM Member
Alouetta

I want to roll around in that green green grass.

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