No there is not actually an Asteroid Kardashian but it can’t be far away. And 2016 brings us American Crime Story – bought to us by the same team as Nip/Tuck, Glee and American Horror Story. So Asteroid Kardashian has now taken up a more or less permanent orbit around the planet – unless you’re off-grid.
Kris Jenner, who spawned not only the whole clan and the business empire that they have become, is actually a fascinating astrological case study.
She is a multiple conjunct Scorpio – Sun, Ascendant, Saturn, Lilith and Venus all in Scorpio.
1994/1995, when Jenner’s best friend Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered, the footballer O.J. Simpson was charged with the crime and Jenner’s then husband – Robert Kardashian – was defending him, was obviously an intense, gaudy, tragic and dark time.
It was also Pluto on Jenner’s Venus/Lilith in Scorpio that whole time.
Her Cancerian Moon (mothering – or in her case, momanging) is trine the Venus/Lilith conjunction in Scorpio.
Are you seeing this?
Kris Jenner also has Jupiter-Pluto – the Mogul Aspect in Leo (brazen as fuq at the end of the day) on her Midheaven.
Saturn in Scorpio squares that Jupiter-Pluto-Midheaven in Leo – she would have innately a massive need for high shields, to be inscrutable and for privacy. But she has become this globally reviled and yet constantly-watched creature of the media. Immensely wealthy, with a highly calibrated life, Caitlyn Jenner as an ex husband, Kanye West for a son-in-law, her every family issue not just played out in public but basically defining reality television.
Asteroid Kardashian is surreal as fuq. I mean, Kris Jenner’s visits to her psychologist are filmed. It’s like the Truman Show on MDMA. There is something So Lilith – anti-Eve – about these chicks making so much money out of living out the kind of crap we all have to go through (divorce, people with drug issues, strange lovers, p.m.t etc) on this gargantuan budget.
Honestly, i know that a proportion of people start flinging holy water around the shop as soon as Asteroid Kardashian can be spotted in the sky, but there are times (Khloe Kardashian’s estranged husband’s near death experience in a Nevada “Love Ranch” – cut to family reaction and more make up) that i think Luis Bunuel, the surrealist film-maker would actually have loved this crap.
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