Asteroid Kardashian

Filed in Scorpio

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No there is not actually an Asteroid Kardashian but it can’t be far away.  And 2016 brings us American Crime Story – bought to us by the same team as Nip/Tuck, Glee and American Horror Story. So Asteroid Kardashian has now taken up a more or less permanent orbit around the planet – unless you’re off-grid.

Kris Jenner, who spawned not only the whole clan and the business empire that they have become, is actually a fascinating astrological case study.

She is a multiple conjunct Scorpio – Sun, Ascendant, Saturn, Lilith and Venus all in Scorpio.

1994/1995, when Jenner’s best friend Nicole Brown Simpson was murdered, the footballer O.J. Simpson was charged with the crime and Jenner’s then husband – Robert Kardashian – was defending him, was obviously an intense, gaudy, tragic and dark time.

It was also Pluto on Jenner’s Venus/Lilith in Scorpio that whole time.

Her Cancerian Moon (mothering – or in her case, momanging) is trine the Venus/Lilith conjunction in Scorpio.

Are you seeing this?

Kris Jenner also has Jupiter-Pluto – the Mogul Aspect in Leo (brazen as fuq at the end of the day) on her Midheaven.

Saturn in Scorpio squares that Jupiter-Pluto-Midheaven in Leo – she would have innately a massive need for high shields, to be inscrutable and for privacy. But she has become this globally reviled and yet constantly-watched creature of the media.  Immensely wealthy, with a highly calibrated life, Caitlyn Jenner as an ex husband, Kanye West for a son-in-law, her every family issue not just played out in public but basically defining reality television.

Asteroid Kardashian is surreal as fuq.  I mean, Kris Jenner’s visits to her psychologist are filmed. It’s like the Truman Show on MDMA. There is something So Lilith – anti-Eve – about these chicks making so much money out of living out the kind of crap we all have to go through (divorce, people with drug issues, strange lovers, p.m.t etc) on this gargantuan budget.

Honestly, i know that a proportion of people start flinging holy water around the shop as soon as Asteroid Kardashian can be spotted in the sky, but there are times (Khloe Kardashian’s estranged husband’s near death experience in a Nevada “Love Ranch” – cut to family reaction and more make up) that i think Luis Bunuel, the surrealist film-maker would actually have loved this crap.

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Houdini
Houdini

Lillith allow such high-pitched voices?… ?

Houdini
Houdini

Would

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

Mama Scorpio is partly why I think that Kendall, daughter Scorpio, is the one to watch. She has a big, demanding, real career in a field that is not her family’s business/reality television (although her career only exists due to her origin, the demands of it have taken her out of that realm). She’s actually exposed to humans at work who are not in her family/on the reality tv crew. Her career is grueling and she’s up for it. She’s flying around the planet dealing with top fashion bs at 19, 20 years old without her momager there with her,… Read more »

R(aqua/tauri)
R(aqua/tauri)

I like Kendall the least, she has the personality of a bowl of oatmeal and an IQ of maybe 100. Cute girl but not a supermodel. JC Penny catalogue girl who got into vogue via nepotism.

Elizabeth
Elizabeth

I totally am with you–she always seemed boring but—the younger two grew up with reality camera crews around them constantly, how could they possibly have anything to say, or have developed normally? Like what chance did they have of having normal friendships or interests or making mistakes or going to college, anything remotely normal. (WHY DO I THINK ABOUT THIS?!?! holy water, holy water). But Kendall has an out now which is a very real job. A job in a vicious, superficial, crazy industry that she is less qualified for than other models who happen not to have millions of… Read more »

rachel
rachel

This is true, I think I get what you mean now… that it is an accomplishment in itself to just get away from the dysfunction and be out doing her own thing; instead of the codependence on the family brand she actually wishes she could get away from it and has. Few weeks back I ran across a blog from 2005 that featured fashion editorials from the 90’s through ’05. I had forgotten why I loved fashion photography because it’s so bad these days and by looking at those images I realized the difference between the “supermodels” of then and… Read more »

moonstark
moonstark

i think it’s her aries moon that keeps her out of the nest. Aries moon people are SO ready to be independent

Rox
Rox

I have always been proud of my library until I saw a ‘book’ on the racks called “Selfish”, filled with nothing but hundreds of pages of KK selfies.
No ideas, no wit, no wisdom, nada. Pure narcissism.
I remain unimpressed.

Anya
Anya

I would have to disagree slightly. I do not feel Kris Jenner or any of the Kardashians represent Lilith. I do not feel that a mother, and collectively a family, who sold her daughter’s sex tape for money to then build an empire on is anything about or like Lilith. If anything they have bought into the patriarchal thoughts of material and encourage to the masses in an extreme manner. Sex, creativity, has now been limited to the physical, often trapped in soulless acts. Humans using other humans by means to “create” is exploitation. Creativity is an act of intimacy.… Read more »

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

brava!

sphinx
sphinx

Kris’s chart is interesting. I can’t help feeling like she made a deal with the devil though. It’s like she’s inverted the power of her Cancerian Moon mothering ability and her healthy trine to Venus into something …uncommon.

moonstark
moonstark

yea, i blame that cancer moon’s square to neptune and conjunction to uranus in leo = no boundaries/limits with your kids / extremely unconventional mothering. like what other cancerian mother would push their daughter (kim circa 2006) to do a nude playboy shoot against her ‘will’? just watched that episode. of course it all works out and kim’s “happy” she did it (maybe it was just plot line to faux-resist) but regardless: a mother out to hypersexualize her children??

rachel
rachel

“There is something So Lilith – anti-Eve – about these chicks making so much money out of living out the kind of crap we all have to go through (divorce, people with drug issues, strange lovers, p.m.t etc) on this gargantuan budget.” I agree, everyone calls them narcissists but to me narcissism is pretending that you have this perfect life and then denying the reality of anything less than that. These girls may have all the trappings of trophy wives but they let it all hang out and keep it real about what goes into keeping up this crazy image… Read more »

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

Narcissists desire attention anyway they can get it, plus the fights are all scripted.

meredith rose
meredith rose

Echoes, timelessly, of Biblical false idols, writhing in a closed circuit of unrewarding autism–a nauseating mirror —good to laugh at it….but we hate celebrities now, right? Maybe the last loved ones were Marilyn and Elvis.

scorpiodawn
scorpiodawn

on a totally diff subject: astro shrink=genius!!!!

I am there!

Lindsey
Lindsey

The only time I indulge in high trash is at the dentist’s office thumbing thru his mags as I wait, or glancing at the Daily Mail. But have never stooped to the point where I give any of my energy, however short-lived, to the KarKrashes. Coupled with ISIS and seeing the pics of these creatures everywhere is enough to make the world seem like it’s lost.

The Venus Fly
The Venus Fly

I can’t f**k with the KKK. I have to admit, the majority of that family’s women’s obvious fetishism (keyword – fetishism) for black men makes my skin crawl like the white girls I went to High School who are happy to bed brotha’s but could care one iota about the very real issues affecting black bodies. They wanna fuck it, they wanna emulate it, but they ain’t down for the cause. Not saying everyone has to be but at least get a clue and some sensitivity. Not trying to get on my high horse – just grew up in black… Read more »

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Good point, where are all the black GIRL friends?

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

great points made. a mic drop indeed.

rachel
rachel

I think Khloe’s best friend is black, she and her twin sister are on the show. But yeah, I see what you are saying definitely.

socialgraffiti
socialgraffiti

This is very true, even the youngest one (Kylie, I think) now has a black rapper boyfriend. Coincidentally, she got plastic surgery and changed her makeup/hair to replicate how his black ex-wife looks.

I don’t like how they just use these people and their characteristics to be ‘cool’ or ‘edgy’.

GemLeoLib
GemLeoLib

Agreed! Kim , Khloe, Kylie and now Kris all have black men as husbands/lovers. But Khloe’s best friend is the gorgeous black girl- Malika and Kim has been seen a lot with LaLa Anthony. I agree they may be hopping on the black man fetish train but they do have sister girl friends around.

The Venus Fly
The Venus Fly

Ah yes, the token black girlfriend culture vultures trot out. Nah, not sold. Real recognize real – they ain’t it.

moonstark
moonstark

this is 1000% true. they appropriate the fuq out of black culture – and like kylie is really epitomizing that further in her generation. it’s a trip to see the juxtaposition of willow & jaden smith (will smith/jada’s kids) doing their alt. mystical afropunk aesthetic as legit black people, while the white kardash-jenners who grew up next door are so tackaliciously racist and dated in their ‘ghetto’ aesthetic. but they also do have 2 black gfs (malika & her twin sis), or at least khloe does. Kim doesn’t have any friends other than that loser jonathan as far as i… Read more »

The Venus Fly
The Venus Fly

I can’t get with the Smith kids nepotism schtick. But at least they do them. They too reek with this insularity and privilege.

I mainly follow activists on social media. Love artists, loathe celebrities.

Jupes
Jupes

HAHA… best thing you’ve said on this blog TVF. *applause*

Pi
Pi

Also the entitlement in “let me have that bread.” “Give me the fucking bread”

I watched that loop for about one long minute just then. Can’t deal.

Pi
Pi

I suppose a moon in cancer is entitled to carbs though lol

sphinx
sphinx

🙂

The Venus Fly
The Venus Fly

My “soul” has this universal love for their flawed humanity but yeah, I can’t deal with that energy either. It’s icky yicky prickly to me. Gross even. I had to block their pages from my FB feed because people I know follow them. Which reminds me – they turned up in a dream I had a few weeks back. The one that has had all the major surget (Khloe?) let the pack and there were TONNES of celebrities in my dream, led by Jimi Hendrix. Who was born on the 27th. When I started googling all the celebrities in my… Read more »

gemyogi
gemyogi

I think the Ks are boring and tacky as all get-out. I have to kind of admire such chutzpah though, in actually managing to get paid to be ultra narcissistic talentless arseholes. Like Big Brother contestants with a multi-million $ budget.

Jupes
Jupes

Agree with you. They’re revolting. I thought Pluto in Cap was supposed to eradicate these shallow wannabes. Why are they still around?? Ugh.

Makes Paris Hilton almost dignified in comparison

Jokerman
Jokerman

What is it that they do? Are they the Human Pomeranians?

Pi
Pi

This is the thing. And I cbf doing the research myself, which for a 9th house mercury person is basically my way of saying “don’t actually care”lol. So ok. Mrs Jenner was married to Mr Kardashian, was this a Brady bunch arrangement and she was stepmother to the three girls? Or is she their mother? Or is Mr k their older brother? She has kept Jenner as surname of second(?) husband yes? Were they kingmaking power couple hence the duo association with the Kardashian girls? Why did they (the kardashians) want to become famous in the first place? Can there… Read more »

Pi
Pi

Oh ok. Kanye. Son in law. offspring.

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

great questions. Desire to be famous created this.
No one agrees to televise their life otherwise fame, money and power but in steroids.

Jupes
Jupes

You forgot the sex tape. I think it was THAT which launched Kim’s “career”

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

lmao! nailed it. They are models and actresses in their own reality tv show so other words fluff, tabloidic entertainment.

Pi
Pi

Have to admit though I am starting to become one of the holy water types. I get an uncomfortable solar-plexus feeling as I read this post actually. Not sure what that’s triggering for me. Might investigate haha haha it maybe just go with it…. Have an inbuilt aversion to the Popular Things

Pi
Pi

Got it. (If anyone cares)
It’s the moon thing.
Overly lunar people and situations.
Regardless of the truth of the matter this pings all of my “self interested manipulative bitchy cliques” alarms.
Did I mention that I have Lilith in the 11th house square mars in my 8th house? Not always a force for good, The Bitch, you know.
Eris and MC make up the midpoint of that square. Does the midpoint translate/transmute?

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

I am not fond of this reality show or overly hyped people either- they seem greedy and vapid. Things that are against my spiritual beliefs.
I too have Virgo Lilith in the 11th house.

Veronica
Veronica

Haven’t watched much Kardashians but they do seem to have a lot of scorpiness, Kendall is a Scorp too I think? I asked the girls at school who are the it girls that everyone is looking at, and they said Kendall, and Gigi Hadid. My secret vice is occasionally watching some of the Real Houswives juggernaut, recently the Melbourne crew. Saw a few eps of Real mafia wives, OMFG fascinating. A quote: “I don’t care what he did, Doesn’t matter, if you’re MAD at him, you can drive a CAR through his HOUSE, but you NEVER EVER report him to… Read more »

Pi
Pi

Hector Salamanca. *ting ting*

scorpiodawn
scorpiodawn

she reminds me of Sharon Osborne- mystic- please please please do Sharon osbornes chart!!!!

scorpiodawn
scorpiodawn

heyyy I jus thought- asc in scorp? she no look like no vampire??
mayb her cancer moon softens it

Pi
Pi

If she is so private, why film the sessions with the shrink? Leo > Scorpio. Unless the real shrink is behind a second door handcuffed to a water pipe in a basement somewhere for permanent on-call consults. LOL “now that’s what I call a retainer” – Jenner Also not sure what is momanging. She sounds like a hard person. As in hard bitten. Fine, but Not sure if I could be within the same postcode without feeling a bit ergh. Imagine having your husband defend the man who killed your best friend. Dinner time would be like dining in an… Read more »

Pi
Pi

The ‘ergh’ being a desire not to be assessed by a multiscorp Leo mc. *Gemini fish swims into the pretty coral bed where is happily disguised*

annica
annica

The best place to hide something is right in front of somebody’s face. … I speak as a scorp moon of course.

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Yep Scorp Moon – hiding in plain sight is my MO

Pi
Pi

Ok that’s interesting. Like at one level, laying all cards on the table is a way of saying ‘this is me, take a look’ and at the same time there is a whole other level of activity

sphinx
sphinx

I agree with this also. Most people can’t handle the truth. If you want them to leave you alone, putting all the cards on the table is usually going to ensure they run. Scorpio Moon is also a Mars Moon, so attack is the best form of defence.

leogroover
leogroover

Yes yes yes says this scorp moonie

I have been so upfront lately to the point of rude (meh!) its so liberating
shuts people up, I speak my truth and I dont give a damn what they think.

espesh with peeps telling me how to run my home reno back off baby

All scorp power to me!!!!!!

Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

No private person would allow anyone to film them esp at the shrink. This is all staged theatre. Not fond of reality tv show just another form of the soap operas. Disliked those too. I love mystery. Less is more.

scorpiodawn
scorpiodawn

‘asteroid kardaishian’ love it.
loving all the scorpio, obvs. they’re not big at all here in the uk, thank god. I’m sure I’d b addicted if I paid for sky tv, which I don’t.
the real hswives of b hills keeps me going for now, lol

davidl
davidl
Scorpio_Rising
Scorpio_Rising

lol! YES!

moonstark
moonstark

omiiigaaad, i love the kardashians. unabashedly. i will talk about them with whoever, whenever. viva la matriarchy. Not that they aren’t 1000x problematic in many, many ways. They just simply have NO IDEA what society/culture/the world/other people’s lives are about in any way. Courtesy of the nouveau riche lifestyle / getting home schooled in calabasas? lol I was just talking about how gemini reality television. is I love studying their astro and then watching them act it all out. Like kourtney’s monotone/low affect is SO capricorn moon/pisces rising. Kylie’s goth granny glam is SO cap rising conjunct T-pluto overhaul (really… Read more »

Year of the Phoenix
Year of the Phoenix

Thanks for that!

R
R

You are hilarious! “Kylie’s goth granny glam” is so accurate! Do you style the show??? Kim’s old Saggo horsey face! Any astro analysis on Kim and Khloe’s “completely natural” glutes and hips? Please?

moonstark
moonstark

Haha, thanks. good question! i shall investigate the astro on this but my suspicion is that it’s totally faaake. I mean, they have naturally curvacious bods – granted. And they both have jupiter amplifying their moon / venus so “bigger is better” reigns in all matters of womanly signifiers. However, old pics and episodes reveal all. I’m so curious about how those fat injections really work. They both have a massive bustle going on right now, like unreal proportions. I think it’s pretty lilith to be this brazen about it too — acting as if they haven’t underwent numerous processes… Read more »

Jessica McOmish
Jessica McOmish

I agree re their powerful Lilith energy. And perhaps that’s what makes them such “pariahs” actually. As you say, watching them go through their everyday shizz and struggles is really quite edifying. Kris Jenner is massively underrated in my opinion – I really love her Cancer Moon mumma energy.

moonstark
moonstark

cancer moon conjunct uranus i believe. pretty interesting combo.

Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Really interesting from an astro perspective. That Saturn in Scorpio squares to the Jupiter-Pluto-Midheaven in Leo–mogul aspect indeed!

It’s bizzare that they really reign in this flash world of celebrity. Normally there is a 1-2 year turnover for tabloid hogs but they’re still going strong.

Charley
Charley

I love them and have no shame. The whole thing is fascinating and gross and wonderful and ostentatious and creepy and just brilliant to watch. The entire family has fascinating astro tbh. SO much Scorpio!!!

CC
CC

I agree…and I don’t watch TV but I watch the K clan, obsessively.

rachel
rachel

I think they are fascinating and the hate they get online is hilarious. I believe the reactions people have to them are projected hatred toward some of the worst qualities that the typical American has to some degree or another. It’s this amazing social experiment.

“If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is a part of yourself. What isn’t part of ourselves doesn’t disturb us.” -Hesse

Sylver Silph
Sylver Silph

“give me the fucking bread.”

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