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YES, December is nearly here and this one is Mars in shit-stir mode, Uranus Direct and a Full Moon on Xmas Day (!) + more, more, more.  The Monthly Horoscopes are here and as much of a prep as i can make them. In some cases, where super relevant, they include a peek at your 2016.

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ElectroMM Member
Electro

This is not easy but kind of fabulous in a bloody knees marathon kinda way. Saturn mere degrees from my moon Neptune conjunction ( I should just change my name to that with the way I bang on about it) while *ahem* they are trine my natal Uranus Scorpio ASC and sextile my natal Taurus Chiron DSC. Oh and hello Mars, Pluto is happy to see you. And that Lilith already knows you well. Whaaaaaat?

socialgraffitiMM Member
socialgraffiti

December scopes are right on the mark for me. As far as I am concerned, this year is going to be focused on career advancement, setting my finances straight, and improving my health. Saturn is transitting my solar second house and right now, I’m just concerned about being able to pay off my debts ahead of time. I’m planning ahead for my (theoretical) retirement already, even though that is several decades away. Jupiter is currently transitting my third house, and it’s like all of a sudden, after keeping my thoughts to myself, I have so much to say. Some people… Read more »

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

I let go of Faceboom in July. I haven’t posted anything there in five months. After my 105 sabbatical was over I poked my nose back in to have a look and it’s like a foreign country. But yes. I’ll have to organise my birthday via events or no one will know and no one will show up. My love/ hate relationship with it is now more ambivalence. I’m reaching out to connect the old fashion way – by phone and by letter. It means I don’t get to keep connected with so many people but that’s okay. I stay… Read more »

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

Turning pro! Well I’m working out what core values are important and trying to definite my life by them. Trying to have a little structure. But the weeklies are bang on and I have absolutely adopted the suggested diplomacy and wiles, rather than battle stance for Aries. It’s intriguing for me to see how a suggestion can become a plan of action, just when you need it most. For Christmas I would like the three interconnected relationships I’m part of (in one way or another) – for everyone in them to find happiness and equilibrium after months of emotional turmoil.… Read more »

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

Perhaps my Lilith rebellion is that?

Pi
Pi

I reckon just with this intention-setting you are doing, asking and answering “what is my highest goal for this situation”, this will help to shift things… X

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

I hope so. Felt the slap down last night – like I’m some naive fool – in wanting or believing this. Trying to pull my head together this morning and tell myself I’ll get the best case scenario. If I want that, I will get that.

Keep the faith with the wiles and diplomacy.

skarab
skarab

Well that’s kinda apt that the gif is from The Wolf of Wall Street. Was kept awake all night by wolves howing not far from my shack. Headed for the mountains before the snow set in to enjoy some solitude and couldn’t sleep a wink. Dog going crazy inside, but couldn’t let him out coz his distant cousins would’ve torn him apart. On the way to the creek this morning I saw 9 vultures tearing into the carcass of a deer. Pretty sure it was the same one i had seen limping the previous day near there. Fair game, i… Read more »

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

So, unlike the weeklies, it wasn’t a glamourous woman out walking her wolf?

It sounds utterly strange and alien from my subtropical urban enclave. Wild and wonderful and dangerous.

skarab
skarab

Dang – can’t access weeklies at the moment. But glamorous? – unless it’s grunge glam and she’s wearing a flannel shirt, torn jeans and gum boots trailing behind a grizzled shaggy black and grey hound.
(dreaming of subtropics)

Jokerman
Jokerman

Wolves are one of my favourite animals (Orcas, Panthers and Kookaburras)

skarab
skarab

Miss kookaburras. There are these giant gulls where i live that freaked me out when i first heard their call – sounded just like a kookaburra – big AHAAHAAAHAA laughing sound. I was lying in bed and thought i had unintentionally astro travelled back to oz.

Virgo EllieMM Member
Virgo Ellie

Ugh! Not sure if the Full Moon is dragging me through the emotional mud but yes, facing some ugliness in how I see myself. Yes, this is repetitive for me here on this site but It is a level I need to deal with. Is it the people who I want attention from that I shouldn’t need of Is it actually me that needs attention to accept the right people to give me attention. It’s painful but I know something good will come out of it. Going back to me so disappointed with my family upbringing. After spending time with… Read more »

Pi
Pi

Good luck Ellie, self understanding is often a slow and gentle process of shining a light on the little (or big) things that we realise about ourself, over time.. in my experience anyway 🙂 xx

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Hypnotized by this gif to my own music! Woo yeah work it, baby 😛

WaterGemMM Member
WaterGem

Do you know what movie it’s from? It would set my mind at ease to have a little context and I have no clue.

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Wolf of Wall Street

WaterGemMM Member
WaterGem

Thanks Sphinx – makes total sense now!

PiMM Member
Pi

Debating the merits of confessing my feelings to the man I developed a serious thing for in July. He is about 18,000 km away though you see. And at the same time I like the idea of spending more time around him, some day, without wrecking everything by assuming he gives a damn what I feel. Sitting on my hands or deactivating social media is probably a better bet…sigh.

PiMM Member
Pi

He is a cap who I am fairly sure is going through a Pluto transit like naow

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

Sitting on hands a deactivating social media is so hard.

And there’s the doing/knowing vs not knowing/holding angst.

Pi
Pi

Yeah that’s always the split… X

woman w multiple hoofs
woman w multiple hoofs

Do it 🙂

Seriously.

(From someone whose current vibe is that we’re all just chronically hedging our bets – throw it out there, gently, honestly – and let it be what it needs to be. Either way, it’ll get the flow back … )

X

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Actually, reflecting on what I just wrote, I kind of agree with you. I had a convo with someone this morning about the utter futility/stupidity of holding back when life is VERY short. Go for it Pi. Just tell him and see what happens. xx

woman w multiple hoofs
woman w multiple hoofs

That’s exactly it x

prowlncrab
prowlncrab

God YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where’s the uber like button when I need it?? These are exactly my thoughts and life has been teaching me to be more vulnerable. To go ahead – say how I feel, show my feelings … regardless of the outcome or what the other person may do with it. Honour the heart and spirit. Be emotionally fearless! …. which is very uncrablike but to hell with that “chronic bet hedging” crap. I would argue that life is too long to be holding back what we feel deeply in our hearts. And that part of the joy of life… Read more »

Pi
Pi

Thanks ladies (collectively and also multi-hoofs at the top) Let it be what it needs to be, getting the flow back it’s this kind of thing I think.. I thought I was doing ok with the “leave well enough alone” but this time I’m starting to think, well fuq, is this kind only ever going to be ok if the guy lives in the same postcode as me? I mean I just can’t accept this delimiting or demoting my feelings for someone, every single fuqing time, like my feelings mean jack in the general scheme of things (this is part… Read more »

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Are you still in touch with him? I mean, would a communique from you come out of the blue?
You know what Caps are like – to paraphrase Fallen Angel from ages ago, ‘it’s like dating Father Time’.
If you’re not in regular contact with him perhaps re-establish contact based around your shared professional/artistic interest? See how that goes first. You’ll be able to gauge the vibe from there.

Pi
Pi

Hahaha my cap moon moves at the emotional pace of a glacier (pre-global-warming anyway), so no worries there, lol. Although a bit at odds with the Aries Venus yes….*picture a leopard in a tree about to leap onto tasty gazelle 12 feet below*

Thanks chrysalis… Is way fwd.. x

davidlMM Member
davidl

Does he contact you on social media, like privately ? Is he aware of your feelings towards him ?
I can’t see any reason to do anything other than confirm to him that if he lived closer you would be keen to spend more time. That you sort of miss his company. That’s just acknowledging your feelings. Then it’s up to him to reciprocate and explain himself. If he doesn’t then at least you know ? Personally, if I missed someone’s company I’d tell them. At least once.

Pi
Pi

Thanks DL. That’s pretty much the reality-outcome best case I’d say, ..
He does not contact me but has been perfectly nice on the 1 or 2 occasions that I dropped a short/ friendly msg. In comparison to the mars in Gemini – Capricorn Sun keen-bean who I know, it’s chalk and cheese lol

sphinxMM Member
sphinx

Yeah Pi! Do it! I wouldn’t be married with kids if I didn’t have a bit of a huntress vamp in me. Not that you want that probably, but you know what I mean, I am really direct because men can be stoopid (bless their gorgeousness).

Jokerman
Jokerman

my Mars Pluto conjunct and Merc Uranus conjunct gets me into trouble for being direct.

davidlMM Member
davidl

With those aspects ‘direct’ might feel like a hit from an inter continental ballistic missive.

“The medium is the message” is a phrase coined by Marshall McLuhan meaning that the form of a medium embeds itself in the message, creating a symbiotic relationship by which the medium influences how the message is perceived.

Does that make sense ?
Maybe it’s not the message that disturbs but the way it’s projected ?

Jokerman
Jokerman

Yes. I understand that very well. The delivery overpowers the message. That Mars Pluto makes me def very Scorpio like (its my chart tone as well). and I know I can come on very strong; I admit that. If I allow my Merc Uran a bit more ‘stagetime’, I know that is something that ppl find attractive/entertaining about me. I think I can do alright in person. But, bcos of isolation and paucity of opportunity, online is the only option out here. Quoting Chrysalis’ thoughts, “utter futility/stupidity of holding back when life is VERY short.” That appears to be the… Read more »

Pi
Pi

God, I wish I could be more like this! I envy people with strong scorp-ness in their charts. They’re all like, “you. With the shirt. Get over here. ” and the other person is like “yes ma’am right away ma’am”

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

Strong Scorp stuff scares the living bejesus out of me.

Pi
Pi

Hahaha xx

Jokerman
Jokerman

Cuts both ways.
Over the years you get the odd peep try n get ya ‘star sign’.
A number have said “are you Scorp?”. I’m a very intense person. Altho I did get a woman at uni say to me “With blue eyes like that you have to be Cancer”

I got not only the 2 rulers conjunct and the Chart tone but my Kat Sun trines Jup in Scorp and Kat Asc trines Nep in Scorp (both those planets the 2 rulers of Pisces in the House of Kataka). As I’ve said before, K Costner knows nuthn about “Waterworld”

Jokerman
Jokerman

I just had an incident, in YR 9/10 Metal class, where a kid tried to ‘upstand’ me. I ‘death stared’ him and the whole class stopped grinding and drilling to see. He saw that rebellion was going to be useless.

As the class was dismissed, a kid came to and said that if I had done that to him, he “woulda wet himself”.

I’d like to meet Julie Bishop for a stare off…hahahaha

Jokerman
Jokerman

18,000 kms away. Just petrol n time. Just drive carefully.

Pi
Pi

Lol …
Paris to Dhaka and then some 😉

Pi
Pi

I like the break down into the basic components though. Appeals to the Saturn in me..

Jokerman
Jokerman

Sat in Taurus?

Pi
Pi

Leo, but second house . Good guess 🙂

PiMM Member
Pi

Decided not to. He is an earth sign after all. What would be the point? Hes busy over there, I can’t go for another year at lea$t, so it ends with a stalemate or a rejection. Either way : nope.

Unicorn SparklesMM Member
Unicorn Sparkles

Already feeling the sobering. Full moon brought out one hell of an emotional/ life assessing/ questioning everything bender followed by the realisation of reality hangover.

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

Oh gawd. Foretold is forewarned…is forearmed.

Maxene SchreckMM Member
Maxene Schreck

“… having your ruler Saturn in league with shamanic Neptune puts you back in touch with an aspect of yourself that you thought gone forever. It is a magical vibe. Trust your inspiration and higher love instincts.”

Nail. On. Head.

scorpiodawnMM Member
scorpiodawn

loving the pink panther in the weekly scopes!

curiouser and curiouser crabMM Member
curiouser and curiouser crab

Thank you! So timely for me.

Charles
Charles

LOL I like the Taurus advice but of course I won’t leak specifics outside the subscriber area.

But I will make one Mars-related observation. I got a cheap stationary bicycle for exercise and watch videos on my iPhone while working out. I noticed that when I watch the Rachel Maddow show I burn about 15% more calories than when I watch comedies. Seeing Rachel exposing the latest outrageous political news fills me with fury. I pedal harder and faster and I don’t even realize it.

Jokerman
Jokerman

Get some batteries to store the angst.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Also genius.

Charles
Charles

That actually is a good idea. My bike has a continuous display of how many watts I’m expending. I usually keep it above 100 for 45 minutes, or 120 if I’m watching political news. I’m producing somewhere between 4500 and 5400 watts. I could be running a generator and storing it in a Tesla PowerWall or something. But I always wanted to use a big flywheel to store energy, after seeing Chris Burden’s “Big Wheel” art exhibit. I have the exhibit catalog which has a burned corner because I held it against the wheel. I wanted tangible evidence of that… Read more »

Jokerman
Jokerman

I had to design an alternative house one time. I made it that you gotta a 2 for1 deal. To watch TV, for an hour, you had to pedal a a set rpm for 30mins. That way your health n finances were looked after.

Charles
Charles

If I had enough money to buy a house, I could just hire someone to pedal the bike.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Genius.

Maxene SchreckMM Member
Maxene Schreck

Whoops, I didn’t even think about leakage, good point. I will keep that in mind while posting in the future.

rachel
rachel

This is hilarious. Love Rachel Maddow… guess the haute-Aries energy radiates out the screen. 😀

annica
annica

I feel like the shit stir is already happening.

annica
annica

And hey any U.S. Tips on getting cash purchase gift cards that work for Mystic’s services? The gift cards i have used serveral times in the past are now blocking me from purchasing Mystic because she is based out of the States. 🙁

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Mars is atop my Pluto-Moon at this very moment. Less of a stir, more like a shit spray in every direction (duck & cover, muggles). Is it a preview of the month to come? Heading for the Monthlies now. Let December rip.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Ah yep, looks like this train is right on schedule. I bet I’ll be seeing a lot of Temperance in my readings this coming month. May as well start practicing my chant now: Just plant trees, just plant trees, inhale, exhale, repeat.

TripleLMM Member
TripleL

I’m feelin’ ya, AR8.0. I’ve been trying to rid myself of a lo-Libran male for several months now. He has become quite the hemorrhoid & I donned my BML hat some time ago, but his ego won’t give up.

Something shifted Thanksgiving & I feel the rumblings under the earth … his 11th H natal Leo Mars conjunct Pluto-Saturn on 12th H cusp opp my Libra Mars says we’re in for a final, Come to Jesus Moment (he’s a priest, no pun intended).

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Good luck & god speed with washing that man right outta your hair, TripleL. It’s funny you mention Jesus: this morning I was raging re these fuqing shoot em up Christian extremists in the US & all their fuqing guns & our fuqing govt sweating Syrian refugees while these deranged bible-banging fuqs run around terrorizing people in the name of God. Jesus, give me strength–

Soz: I digress Big. Time. Pardon me. Yes, definite rumblings underfoot. The squares have it! x

LiliMM Member
Lili

My dear friends just moved to Colorado Springs- they are NOT at all of that ilk. I shudder and pray that mega corp will soon transfer husband to better clime. Duly noted that shooter was taken alive. Hope this consideration given for sparing other victims harm. Not his white male Christian status. CS is extremely Uranian-don’t-fence-me-in. Weed, guns, high altitude, fanaticism. Yikes! Re monthlies-MMA metaphor-change up the footwork. Mix lateral moves with angles. Strong base. Lilith and Mars squeezing Venus- purged kitchen cupboards after massive TDay dinner. Dervishly energized. Gathering of uni teens chez moi. One recounted horrific hazing in… Read more »

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Oh Kell, yes. Isn’t it crazy to say “Christian extremist”?! Like crazy to call Daesh “Islamic extremists”, right? Yeah.

They call me Minnesota Nice 😉

😛

x

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

I do hope your friends make it to a less-fanaticised spot on the map. Seriously. Strength & love!

TripleLMM Member
TripleL

Indeed … strength & love to us all. Appreciate the encouraging words!

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