Retro Venusian Perfume Competition

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Welcome to my best perfume competition ever!  There are four prizes! One is ANY perfume you like from Strange Invisible Perfumes – up to the value of $425 USD  and then there are three sets of the fabulous body wash/body lotion sets to be won.

This means the winner is within orb of the Reserve Series, which looks insane. I mean that as a compliment. Ethno-Botanical, without a single synthetic to toilet-freshener down the composition, chic and luxurious. The bath body collection includes a Sage & Rose version plus Frankincense & Coriander. I never would have thought to blend Sage with Rose but the first cleanses whilst the latter nourishes Yin so it makes sense. And Frankincense with Coriander is like Sex with Money AND a hefty, highly ranked spirit guide lol. These are magical ingredients people.

So how do you win one of these four fabulous prizes?  Just regale us with your Ex-Lover story in the Comments. It can be surreal, poetic or hilarious. The point is – to honor our lady Venus retrograde – it needs to be about literally an ex of yours. The perfume comp is open to subscribers only (as you peeps are the rocket fuel that keeps this site happening on a daily basis) so if your subscriber badge is NOT showing for some reason, email support@mysticmedusa.com

The four winners will be chosen and announced on this Friday – the day of Venus.

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Huntress
Huntress

Hoping I’m not too late as it’s still Flashback Friday here in California, and I literally had one with my first boyfriend the weekend before last. I must preface I was still on a contact high from the night before when I saw Boy George and the Culture Club at the Greek and well, love was not the only thing in the air. So not only was my head in the clouds, but my heart and soul was back in the 80’s, too! Any way, with Karma chameleon still on my mind, I noticed him immediately while waiting for a… Read more »

Huntress
Huntress

Just noticed I’m late to the plate… still had fun sharing!

Charles
Charles

I must recuse myself from this competition. Nobody else would stand a chance.

Centaurus
Centaurus

Am I too late? Only something as delish as this could smoke me out for this tale… The saga is too long…spanning years and state lines.. it was karmic so I’m just giving you the whammo bit at the the first end or I’d be at it for longer than I’ve got. The first meeting when his energy came close to mine made me feel like the fall was falling beneath me and time was warping. Never felt that energy before or now irrespective of karmic connections. I still feel mixed feelings in recalling this and have been told we’ve… Read more »

Mistress Gem
Mistress Gem

This prompt was too fun to pass up! This is my story of Ariel, the beautiful Jewish man, who was the first one ever to truly break my heart. I should start at the beginning, with how we met. It really is a great story. I was 20, newly living alone in my first apartment near the beach. I used to like calling in to contests on the radio stations, and would often win. On this occasion, I had called and won tickets to a reggae festival, which was by then a tradition for my best friend and I, as… Read more »

Elevensnowballs
Elevensnowballs

My Scorpio ‘soul buddy’ and I met in a line outside an ATM at age 17, just started talking to each other, and have been close ever since. When we first met, we were both just out of school, and I was fascinated by him, just starting out as an art student (painting), full of originality, quite beautiful, with depth and daring. He knew about lots of things I didn’t. But for some reason, though I could tell he was interested, I just couldn’t consider getting involved with him. This seemed to happen a lot to him – there might… Read more »

Elevensnowballs
Elevensnowballs

Continued: so, once the pub at the country town closed, we were invited to a party with some locals. We knew no-one, nor where to go, so we just followed on. As we crossed a rope bridge over the river, one of the group warned us quietly to leave – we were on our way to a party with someone about to be tried for murder. I turned back without a thought, shut us in our hotel room and dragged the cupboard up against the wall. Then somehow, in the hot room with its bars on the windows, we found… Read more »

Pi
Pi

I don’t have any ex-stories. not any more. They’re all cosmic dust on the windowsill that I clean off when I remember. I think I forgave them all and I forgave myself, in increments, with a sigh, it just seemed to happen eventually long after I torched the bridge each time with a deep, driving desire to erase any evidence that they ever existed: “Finish him.”. At that time, if any of them had stepped under a bus it would have made me shrug with indifference. If I saw any of them again, it would be like meeting someone I… Read more »

Pi
Pi

Oh hey. I’m a subscriber. Will advise whoevs

EvaMM Member
Eva

I dont’ know how to make a comment ??? I just tried but the comment disappeared???

EvaMM Member
Eva

I left my husband of 13 years and moved to the city only to get a job and find out the boss had the same birthday date . . . . . as they say 13 unlucky for some . . .but actually although similar the boss is nicer . . . .but then I don’t have to sleep with him 🙂

tw:leoMM Member
tw:leo

we were seventeen. we’d slept in the same room on three separate occasions, each time surrounded by at least a dozen other teenagers. we’d gotten up in the wee morning hours, in the middle of the ocean, to huddle under a blanket on a dewy, dark, cold ship’s deck together, to make sure it didn’t float into anything. i’d watched her salsa dance, and listened to that song on repeat for weeks afterward because it made me think of how gracefully she could move her six-foot-something frame. even though, really, it’s not a terribly good song. new year’s eve, going… Read more »

saggenieMM Member
saggenie

i love thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss

divina
divina

We met on the New Moon of May 2009. I had run away to Costa Rica on the heels of divorce and found myself working as the kitchen manager on a hippy permaculture farm. I’m into woo-woo but not so much hippy dippy, and there were dippy hippys all around. Oddly, I was extremely content and my soul was already healing just 3 of my 8 weeks in. Saturn Return was doing it’s best. There was a college group coming to tour the farm. There were two ways in: an hour-and-a-half hike through the jungle, or a 30-minute boat ride… Read more »

AlouettaMM Member
Alouetta

That is a gorgeous story! Frankly I was relieved that he isn’t your ex. You write beautifully too.

supakali
supakali

oh yes, we all needed a happy ending 🙂

Pi
Pi

I really, really like this story. So happy for you 🙂 🙂 x

Cherry MoonMM Member
Cherry Moon

Beautiful story.

aquasunrise
aquasunrise

I relate to this, the horror, the shyness too. Wanting to flee at the onset of love…Wonderfully told. Sigh, if only my marriage (couple of decades) had been more authentic…Very important here – No confusing status, power with love, I suppose, which I know I will tangle with these themes for eternity, especially now I have a child to a man more intrigued with power, wealth than me, and I am not beyong reproach by being infatuated with another theatrical power tripper, as seductive as they all are . But yours sounds free, happy…well done!

mscaitlinroseMM Member
mscaitlinrose

I didn’t have the nerve, but this Spotify mix kind of says it all.
Finished last night to share with everyone!

Cherry MoonMM Member
Cherry Moon

I met my Venus return Ex at a rock-pool in a creek by The Glass House Mountains. I was doing summer work on a farm there, after uni. He was visiting his mother’s people (she was Aboriginal) and land. It was the idyllic summer romance. On my last weekend at the farm we hitched out to Frazer Island with a fisherman. It was the late 70s and there were no hotels or buildings other than a shack selling fishing tackle and ice. At night there was no one around. Just us on the beach staring at the stars. Then a… Read more »

supakali
supakali

wow

saggenieMM Member
saggenie

amazing story

LuvzalkemyMM Member
Luvzalkemy

In 1985 I travelled to China, recently opened to Westerners following the Cultural Revolution. I did a tour and then travelled to a coastal city, where a friend was studying. While there I became very ill and we decided it was risky, but best, if I travelled home. At the airport, I met a man who was travelling on business. He helped me by organising transport to my hotel when I arrived back in Hong Kong and somehow organised a room upgrade to what seemed like a penthouse suite. I was very ill and too sick to enjoy it. After… Read more »

sphinx
sphinx

Well the only story I can think of is actually the story of two Ex Mother-in-Laws. How does this relate to Venus Retro? I was wondering about that as Mother-in-Law’s apparently might relate to the 10th House. Buy it strikes me that a Mother-in-Law sees a woman in a relationship with their son as Venus personified. Perhaps the naughty Venus that needs to be controlled – even after marriage and kids sometimes. That aspect of the Feminine that they won’t ever (hopefully attempt to) have with their son: the capricious, exotic, delicious and lush accomplice to Cupid. Anyway, Had two… Read more »

saggenieMM Member
saggenie

:0 !!!!!!!

Jokerman
Jokerman

I think the Sun n Moon should be on board. My last relationship had her Scorp Venus trine my Asc and sextile my Venus, her Scorp Mars same degree trine my Sun. We wrote 3 new chapters of The KS. Our Venus/Mars/Nep/Plut pinging plus her Uran/Sat joining my Kat stuff well. But… Our Suns EXACT Square. Plus my Asc opp her CapMoon which is EXACT conjunct my CapSat. I got work a 100ks away. She said she had issues. She had not had a relationship for 8yrs. I shifted out. She couldn’t find time. We agreed to see each other… Read more »

hdq
hdq

I was very, very unhappily married. We met on Facebook, and I instantly knew. Venus and Pluto were conjunct on my Eros and his NN-DC. Within two weeks we were writing the most intense, amazing letters, whole chunks of my soul that i had never even looked at myself, much less shared with another person. He reintroduced me to music – I had lost it. I began having orgasms out of the blue and I would feel him there. When we agreed to teach each other – astrology for chaos magick – the biggest bolt of lightning ran down my… Read more »

sphinx
sphinx

Wow.

lilopinpin
lilopinpin

Damn…
Much Love to you **

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Oh, my Queen, I feel that Venus-Pluto. I was the bad mom to my soul connection. I could see the blood on my hands. Best to let go. That’s the loving thing to do. There is no other life ahead. The Multiverse is now. xoxo

hdq
hdq

I have, for the most part, let him go. The part that cannot let him go has become him. My progressed Virgo moon directly on his natal. Nobody is ever truly lost. Love IS the multiverse.

What really got me through it all was you and others here and the amazing healing space that is this blog. Forever grateful. Xxxxx

supakali
supakali

yes, things don’t end, they are all/ways. I remember this story as it transpired HDQ, I’m happy we could hold a space for you x

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

You’ve returned that healing many times over. xxxx

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

GIVE HER ALL THE PERFUME

sphinx
sphinx

Haha 🙂 , yes.

tw:leoMM Member
tw:leo

oh, gosh xxxxx

gioiaMM Member
gioia

My ex-lover story: I had a huge fling with an American guy while doing my Erasmus exchange study in Amsterdam. After we went back home (I’m Italian) we stayed in touch for a little while, but the long distance thing is hard in your 20s, so we moved on with our lives, but the thought of him always lingered somewhere. 5 years later, out of nowhere, I sent him a friendly email. Not only he replied – almost instantly – but… he was coming to Italy in a few days! We reconnected and it was like those 5 years had… Read more »

hdq
hdq

Wow, how is mystic ever going to pick four? I’m so swooned after reading all of these!

Lux Interior Is My Co-PilotMM Member
Lux Interior Is My Co-Pilot

In dot point format cos I’m a time-pressed Virgo right now… -First ever boyfriend -Low Low low low Scorp -Wanna-be rockstar (that was his sole choice of career path) -Refused to get a car or learn to drive due to pure laziness, passed off as ‘environmental concern’. The drummer was eplieptic so bass player soon got sick of lugging gear around and driving the Scorp frontman everywhere -Songs included a disco hymn to paedophilia which he thought ‘hilarious’ and ‘satirical’ as opposed to just plain offensive. -Whenever I cried he would suggest antidepressants and said that ‘clearly something is WRONG… Read more »

Cherry MoonMM Member
Cherry Moon

i feel ill now :-/

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

I swear, he must know my ex, lol. Maybe they have an underground club to cultivate their douchery amongst themselves ;P

sphinx
sphinx

Gawd.

serenity
serenity

what part of the world is he from? i’m guessing northern europe.

supakali
supakali

oh fuq, why do you say that Serenity? *eyeing off a Scandinavian*

Trinity
Trinity

well then. the ubiquitous ex story, hmm? this is going to be long, and I apologise in advance. a lot of time to impart with you all. I really should write a book about it. the perplexing Aquarius man with the Cap moon. I met him as he walked up the garden path of his best mate’s house. I was sitting on the stairs with a bunch of others, who were all talking around me. he was the atypical dark knight image. cigarette lit in the darkness, long coat billowing in the wind as he came into the light.. all… Read more »

supakali
supakali

oh good lawd, where is that man’s Mars? I knew a guy like this – I really wish I knew his astro.

serenity
serenity

i’m thinking mars in sag. his venus must have been in aquarius.

supakali
supakali

yes, another Lothario I know has a Sagg Mars

sphinx
sphinx

That’s very intense.

serenity
serenity

28 years ago I met my Ex. We were in a band. As soon as I saw him, my heart stopped. His did too. I said – I don’t have time for a relationship because I am busy. He said – Me too, but you’ll have a relationship with me. My ex, an evolved pisces, moon in sag, venus in aquarius, mars in virgo, and later I find out, an aries rising (which would explain our twin flame connection). I’m a mercury, venus and sun in aries, mars and moon in cancer and cap rising. We were inseparable for 2… Read more »

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

this i like. it gave me a good alternative ending to one of my old relationships. i think it could have gone that way. in an alternative reality this is happening for me on long island

saggenieMM Member
saggenie

wow! beautiful

Serenity
Serenity

Thank you. I see that we have both reached unconditional love with each other. The most amazing thing about my story is I reached unconditional love with him. As we’ve aged I believe that I am now the more attractive one. He was always more beautiful and women approach them all the time even though I was with him. I tell people when you meet someone for the first time, you usually know if they are your soulmate or what type of relationship you may have with them. I do believe that we have had past lifetimes with those who… Read more »

JessOMM Member
JessO

I was 17 and in love with a boy who looked like Aladdin. He had puppy dog brown eyes and the most beautiful caramel skin. He opened doors for women, shook hands when he met adults, bought me flowers. We broke up like most 17 year olds do, and last I heard he was living in his car at 18. His father was horrifically abusive towards him, his mother, and his sister, so it sounded like he’d either been kicked out of home. I hadn’t thought about my Aladdin boy for years. Around Christmas last year I woke up, checked… Read more »

Beholdtheworld
Beholdtheworld

It was a summer fling on a golden beach. Some how much later, in stalker-esque fashion, he’d found out where I lived and wrote to me declaring his infatuation from the moment we met. Yes it would’ve been down right creepy if he wasn’t so goddam cute. He was a team athlete training to be a medic and in his letter he said he could imagine me just smiling to make patients feel better in hospital. How’s that for a job? Professional vibe raising smiler 🙂 Good for the ego yes but unfortunately his sincere soul was just too saccharine… Read more »

lunam pool
lunam pool

Ok all these Venus retro stories are scrambling my mind so I will merely offer a recent example of VR in action. My dear neighbour who recently separated from her hubby of 20 yrs (don’t woz luv I’m not revealing your incredible story- in fact I hope you have written something too ^ ), sent me a late night text, “I keep forgetting to ask you,have you had any VR happenings?” I say,no no,I’m all resolved on past loves but my bf oh yeah, his ex called this morn with an unprecedented apology! remarkable. Not an hour later at work,… Read more »

lunam pool
lunam pool

That last ‘ ? ‘ was NOT meant to be there ?

rachelMM Member
rachel

My high school sweetheart was in a cult. When I was 15 I entered into my first long term relationship. We met through theater. The first time we ever hung out, he told me he had been learning self-hypnosis and asked if I wanted him to try it on me, and so we hung out in our friend’s closet while he basically did guided meditation. We started to hang out, cuddle, make out and such. As we were 15 with strict parents, we developed a habit of sneaking into places. The first time we ever tried oral sex was in… Read more »

inaflash
inaflash

do you still have the poster ?

rachelMM Member
rachel

Gave it to a friend having a bad few months. Wonder if she still has it?!

sphinx
sphinx

Haha. I like the casual ending!

rachelMM Member
rachel

Ps–I am a subscriber–it seems to be not showing up as such 😉

seawitchmermaidMM Member
seawitchmermaid

Once, an ex burped in my mouth while we were kissing.

It was gross.

I was so into him that I didn’t even care. (LZ, much?)

aquasunrise
aquasunrise

Oh LOL, where do I start? The male friend I occasionally slept with (lovely man, good sex) periodically for years I met from an underground nite club scene whose mum ran a classy prostitution racket for rich Jewish men…There was an unspoken rule in her house; everyone had black hair..jet black…downstairs was a baby grand piano, with the Art Deco mirrors…you had to go upstairs to get to a different world to party with his friends… I remember being plastered with him, his girlfriend in their bed (LOL) while fur coated mother dearest downstairs conducted efficient interviews with clients for… Read more »

Kym
Kym

He asked me if he looked better wearing his spectacles or not.

I said ‘wearing spectacles’

He wore them to bed.

He was soon ex

Blaise
Blaise

: D

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

I was thinking (says the multi Virgo)…and I think we should have a “Who Can GTF Over It” challenge. Must be Saturn speaking. I disabled all my online dating accounts. This is with Jupiter ending my 11th house transit. Decided to focus on the life I am actually living, the people who exist in my day-to-day. People I work with are more likely to help me than any ex-lover because, if for no other reason, they are directly impacted by my existence. Reality persists. And if I am here, I guess I should show up for it. Strong. So, day… Read more »

ChrysalisMM Member
Chrysalis

Beautiful words 12HV. x

12th house virgo
12th house virgo

Every ideal I’ve had has been taken (with a few left to go, I am sure). Chiron and Neptune are still in Pisces. Soon, I’ll be left with nothing but pure, unadulterated reality. And that’s OK with me. Its amazing how subversive reality is when you really stick with it.

chncatsnflowr
chncatsnflowr

Classic case of insecure Empath in love with Narcissistic piece of shit alert! I’m not really sure how this fits into it since I’m a newbie-astro-enthusiast but I’m an Aries-sun , Taurus-moon, Pisces-rising. My ex-lover was a Sagittarius, and that’s all I know. It’s taken me nearly three years of therapy to begin mending after this mind fuck of a Sag-man. The scars left over still affect me. Our last day together: I was fed up with watching football ALL DAY for what felt like the 1839th Sunday in a row that year, I tried to seduce him but he… Read more »

alchemy-saltMM Member
alchemy-salt

I don’t know if he really qualifies as an ex as we were never officially together, but I was 17 and so was he and our mutual friend, before we met, had told us that we would fall in love and also that we would destroy each other, which at the time I dismissed as ludicrously overdramatic and which was exactly what happened. I can’t say it was love at first sight but I can still remember to this day the first time I saw him, like a freeze-frame – he was walking through the door and laughing and his… Read more »

erika
erika

I LOVE that everyone has stories !! Thank you , Mystic this is so cathartic

LiberatingVenus
LiberatingVenus

I think if I had to pick just one story to relate re: an ex, it would be the chronicle of meeting my first love since it’s a tale that weaves magic, astrology, and fate together – all the PIABs in da house should be able to appreciate! I’ll just put out a little disclaimer before I begin that I have always been…unusual. Especially for my age – for example, I was pursuing a pantheistic spiritual path totally organically and independent of any outside influence before I even hit my teens, and at 15 began exploring Wicca. I loved the… Read more »

sphinx
sphinx

Sweet 🙂 .

BeeMM Member
Bee

All of these heart rending stories are killing me. Mine is less romantic but I’ll do my best. My ex was my friend. My co worker. My bosses brother. (Probably sort of also my boss but I liked to, still like to, gloss over that bit.) I loved going to work. My boss went travelling to visit her soon-to-be-broken-up-with-boyfriend. I was in charge. We worked side by side. Pointed out ridiculous news stories to each other. Made bad jokes. He was my favourite person to talk to. We were friends. A crush developed. A one sided crush, I figured. Nothing… Read more »

inaflash
inaflash

He was sweet, open and best of all there. I was tipsy and at the end of my rope. Sitting on a bar stool writing poetry on post it notes, lamenting loneliness. He had his own poem about solitude and looking for love. He knew me without knowing me and that was it. My Aries impulse kicked in and I took him home. We had passion and great rapport, he brought me flowers and carried my purse. I took him to my favorite place. A romantic garden and we picnicked in the sun. A month later we said we loved… Read more »

Jokerman
Jokerman

Yeah, but they wont take it lion down

inaflash
inaflash

ha ha right !! It’s Venus Retro and we are back to carrying on, of course. He brought his cockiness back…

Jokerman
Jokerman

He could be your mane man

inaflash
inaflash

He’s such a baby lion, all blond and golden

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

I can’t deal with Leos. They need mother figures and I already have a son. And trying to get them to work is tedious. I had a creative Leo partner all year and it’s been hell. Only one person can do the work – them. But he won’t. He wants to be a star, not an artist, but he just doesn’t get even stars have to work their butt off for the money and accolades he longs for. Can’t WAIT to leave his lazy Leo butt in the dust in 6 weeks. But resourceful Leos are magical creatures but seemingly… Read more »

inaflash
inaflash

The ease of a Leo gets me..no matter how mad you are they make everything nice again. That sucks !!

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

We met during Venus Rx in Leo, in 1999. It was the early clunky days of Internet chat rooms. In the days of dial-up and 486 processors. He was in England. I was in Australia. As it does, it all began innocently enough. After the first chat encounter we swapped emails. He turned out he loved words almost as much as I did. I wrote letters and faxes them. He wrote letters back on thermal paper that has long since faded. He sent me a card with flowers on it saying they would last longer than any real flowers he… Read more »

SleepfulInBrisvegasMM Member
SleepfulInBrisvegas

And commenting expansively, from a smart phone, in the middle of the night, lost in an old story that still resonates, does not imbue your narrative a typo free state.

saggenieMM Member
saggenie

it was about 4 years ago when i met my cancerian ex on a film set. we were both working away from home, me staying with my parents. I guess that added to the high school romance flavor of it. he had “boyfriend material” written all over him. I had never actually had a solid boyfriend before – i’m too uranian i guess, all my previous affairs had ended with me disappearing in a flash of angry sparks and a blue blur. But this was different. it was a hot summer – 100+ degrees the entire time, us working outside… Read more »

LeoEscapeArtist
LeoEscapeArtist

I’ve know the Aqua since 1980. I went off grid for about 10 years caring for my mother–she and I were on lockdown together. At some point, the Aqua let it be known that life is to be lived. When the Aqua sends a message, it’s like a horse head in the bed. After she passed, he showed up at my door and will always be my hero…
“Don’t let it be forgot
That once there was a spot
For one brief shining moment
That was known as Camelot!”

supakali
supakali

“When the Aqua sends a message, it’s like a horse head in the bed.” LOL!

sphinx
sphinx

Ha, nice. 🙂

violetfox
violetfox

My roommate and I made an extensive list of qualities we wanted in future mates and consequently both met men within 2 weeks — neither relationship lasted long! My ex, Cancer/Leo Moon, thought I was weird, superficial hot mess (too bad he is actually the most boring person on the planet so I’m not missing much). He always tried to edit my weekend drinking habits like I couldn’t handle myself. He was super threatened by my friendship with my Scorpio ex who consequently happens to be my best friend. When he broke up with me, semi-crying I might add, he… Read more »

piwacket
piwacket

Is Venus retro for Leos all about exes and going slow with new love? If that’s the case my ex has become my new love and we are taking it VERY slowly. I met him when I was 17 and we dated off and on for a few years until he left and married someone else (I had married someone else first to be fair), Then thanks to friends re-united he popped back up in my life in 2002 and then again in 2005 when we got together which caused the destruction (overdue of course) of my second marriage. But… Read more »

Angie G
Angie G

My only awful ex-lover moved his mother into our shared apartment while I was at work one day, and then disappeared. We never actually broke up – he just moved out (and left the country), without telling anyone. I was wrecked. His mother turned out to be one of my better roommates, actually. She made great pancakes. I ran into him a year later, on the opposite side of the world, totally randomly. He threw a tantrum because I had sold his surfboard after he had left. (It was decor – he was terrified of the water). Sometimes I wonder… Read more »

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

Oh man, what did his mom say when he bailed?! Did she bother defending him or did she just sigh and get out the pancake ingredients?

lilopinpin
lilopinpin

One totally satisfied Saggo girl right here, when my very Virgo ex boyfriend from when i was 17 – 21 told me I was right, there is more to life than working. Even though he is 10 years older than me, he only understood recently the realities of this capitalist system we are living in. He use to break my ears, telling 18 year old me, school, money, work, saving money, how irresponsable I am. Now he calls me for everything important; his dog is sick what should he do? he likes this girl,what should he do? he even called… Read more »

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

I think we Sag women absolutely excel at being ex girlfriends (after the smoke clears).

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

this makes me want unscented castille soap and salt

Ankhrising8.0
Ankhrising8.0

LOL Maybe that’s what the perfume is for: to cover that funky smell.

Ankhrising8.0
Ankhrising8.0

But seriously you should have a bar of that soap handy anyhow: it’s good for poison ivy, woodsy woman.

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

i do and it is! though i don’t react to poison ivy. i could use calamine to calm down the itchiness from thinking about exes. the past gives me hives.

i saw constellations tonight. its below 70 and the air is so crisp and the field over yonder, my FUQING WORD it is just chirping . no cars. no gunshots. no alarms. no screaming. its. amazing.

ain’t no exes coming awaltzin with me in these woods. just me and the stars.

and some dogs probably.

but no exes.

9th house taurus moon is IN SESSION

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

All that & internet too! Yes yes sophia, that’s the life. Yes, yes it is 🙂

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

i did realize, while eating a fig in silence in an old bed with an ancient quilt that i did have an ex in my mind. but i don’t think of the ex part ever . i was trying to reset my neural pathways after an injury and illness, so it turned out that i had really lost the ability to body scan or even know what was going on if i was laying still. not like paralysis, the movement still happened, but the consciousness of it being my job to do it was gone. i’d actually forget to move… Read more »

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Empress?

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

i’m thinking this is a queen of wands retreat. maybe tonight is taurean but i got fire trine action all month, i’m going to blaze some trails. north node! north node! come on mars in leo. lets .get.it. on. august. i have art to make.

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

Queens of Wands is LIVING in my life the past 12 months. I’ve embodied her to the hilt and she governs all my readings along with the Empress and those pesky Kings of Cups and Pentacles ;D <3

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

Venus Rx just landed my favorite Taurus ex on my doorstep earlier this week. We spent a lovely day together — park, dog walks, ice cream, pizza, beer — lots of beer. Of course then he couldn’t drive home, so I woke up in the morning to someone I never thought I’d wake up to again. I’d been pretty sure I wanted to wake up to him again. At times I thought I would give a finger or two to wake up to him again. Having it actually happen, though, I realized how far I’ve come and how little he… Read more »

Bibi
Bibi

That’s definitely Saturn. Been there too.

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

” I was going to have to be in this life business for myself once and for all.” And you just summed up my Saturn second house transit in a single sentence. 🙂

MutableMabel
MutableMabel

Makes sense — this was my 8th. Hi fives!

12th House Virgo
12th House Virgo

Hi five!

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Well this is new: inspired to spill the intimate beans over a bottle of perfume. Usually only a bottle of wine has ever worked on me. It’s definitely a different kind of buzz. There was the freak genius Russian chemist (and with the Wall newly down & the war thawed, it was especially invigorating). The high school football star– ok two, actually. A few good Marines. The strong-armed man who sandblasted names & dates into tombstones. The drama student. The romance language professor. A rabble-rousing grassroots activist. One Native American shaman. The rock star– oh gawd, I just got week… Read more »

supakali
supakali

haha, love this list 🙂

for a while I had one going that went something like: the anarchist, the activist, the trucker, the Mexican DJ, the professor, the triathlete, the biologist and the young Turk.

Ah, my Uranus opposition 🙂

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

mine was like, drunk dude, drunk dude, drunk chick, drunk dude, dude in recovery, drunk chick. one set had hazel eyes, the other were short gingers. repeat ad infinitum .

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Drunk, drunk, drunk, in recovery, drunk… lol!

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

ahahaha 😛

Interesting: my Brazilian con man eventually became a trucker! To take his little show on the road, was my guess. And I passed him once on the interstate– me in my thunderbird, looking up at the big rig driver as I flew by– and it was him! Lol the look on both of our faces! Pedal to the metal, away I went. Never seen him since, thank goddess.

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

btw, your professor. Of what?

supakali
supakali

ah, psychology. Also, my trucker was never really a trucker, but a dealer. He was trained to drive trucks but he didn’t like it, too dangerous! lol.

Uranus opposition because it was the period in which Uranus was opposing my natal Uranus in 5th house, and the light romance aspect was, ah, stimulated 🙂

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Oh, I see 😉

Congrats, btw, babe! Ooh you’re going to smell & feel delectable!

supakali
supakali

thank you! as a fellow Scorp do you think I should I go the Sex with Money AND a hefty, highly ranked spirit guide option?

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

YES. A thousand times YES 😀

AnkhRising8.0
AnkhRising8.0

Uranus opposition, for the diversity you mean? I’m looking at my own list & thinking that some of these are not like the others… but mostly I think they have a few things in common among all of them…

But what I really want to know is, why am I thinking about this at all? Oh no, not my Venus rx transit. Not on my watch. Shoo shoo ghosts! *lights sage stick, waves feather*

Saoirse KirkeMM Member
Saoirse Kirke

“if they can’t handle you during your pluto transit they don’t deserve you during your uranus opposition”

Ankhrising8.0
Ankhrising8.0

Truth.

I am a Pluto transit.

Bibi
Bibi

Venus retro 1999 – got married. Neptune was also sitting on my 7th. Love zombiedom at its worst. I married a man I didn’t love, but I loved love! Venus retro 2015. Finally meet man I could actually marry after writing that business off on love zombie history, and guess…? Due to a series of mis-communications he’s seeing someone else because he thought I was definitely not interested! Found out just a few weeks ago when our flirtation actually looked like it was going somewhere (yep, despite being attached, of which I’d been unaware, he made a subtle but definite… Read more »

Bibi
Bibi

I know, not an ex story but it sure honours Venus retro fuqery! I’m loving the ex stories here. I’d offer one but my Qi is sizzled enough on my current drama!!

Jen Scorpio
Jen Scorpio

The universe loves Scorpios! I know this because…I started seeing this guy a few years ago. I’d known him forever, and loved him all that time. Anyway, he ended it. I was gutted, but that’s life, you push on. A few months after, I saw him on the street, and he saw me. I went to wave, as you do when you see someone you know, and they’ve seen you etc. I was making an effort too be grown up and all mature about it. So he deadpans me, looks straight through me. I’m left standing there just as he… Read more »

Jen Scorpio
Jen Scorpio

I wasn’t going to put this part of the story in because it is pretty personal. But I think it gives a bit of context and explains my extreme indignation at his failure to acknowledge me. I had been pregnant to him and I miscarried. So I went through all that and he couldn’t even say hello. Like I said, I never thought that he, being a Leo, could be so low and cowardly.

The Venus FlyMM Member
The Venus Fly

We’re strangers on this thing. Even if folks wanted to judge, they can’t 🙂 #love

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